Nine Sols

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'BoyStick Right, you are lord of all, lord of blessed gamers and of mortal lawyers, of every listening thing the broad server nurtures; for you alone are master of commerce, you do define all, ruling their resource with articles unforged.'~The BoyStick Hymns (Anonymous; L. BoyStick translation)

Sorry for the delay everyone! I just had so much fun editing this episode. I would think things sound ok, but then discover new techniques to make things sound better, and so I'd have to go and apply them to the whole thing.

Every year, the Mintstress mints a new token on the chainolith, and every hodler with diamond hands gets his lambo.For those that got in early.

YGAGCKGO.O.NEG.HNYEGUT.!U.

Content warning: Taiwanese independence.

39,730 seconds til the end.

This is Warner Bros Games publishing; they've got my back. They could fund all of you for twenty years, just like mowin' the lawn. I'd advise not getting acquired by them. Their business practices traps the souls of their games.

We can all talk about "making our mark," but isn't it just comfort food to stave off existential crisis? Our legacy isn't what we write on our resumé or how many commas are in your Apple Podcasts subscriber count. I mean, in the end, you're gonna realize that podcasting... isn't even an Olympic sport.