Vending Machines

The boys discuss puns, which is the lowest form of comedy according to Adrian, in this episode, which has the lowest form of energy according to all of us. We're sorry, and we'll do better. I think Paul and Adrian were sick or something. Phil definitely wasn't sick. 1st Article: https://slate.com/advice/2026/03/dear-prudence-special-dish-bed-protest.html 2nd Article: https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2024/10/asking-eric-demanding-partner-ditch-bad-friend-can-cause-more-problems-than-its-worth.html 3rd Segment: https://wstyler.ucsd.edu/puns/

All 3 of the BFNC boys are back in Columbia, SC for this one-night only event, to discuss Phil and Adrian's 3 night only Carnival Cruise vacation to the Bahamas. Strap in and take some dramamine, because you are about to get BFNC-sick, and over-bored with these fellas decking out .... some stuff... ledo deck... excursions... you get it. If you want to write our descriptions we'll sponsor you. 1st article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/advice/2026/09/08/say-more-how-do-we-bear-an-eight-day-cruise-with-out-bickering-friends/ 2nd article: https://www.masslive.com/advice/2024/10/dear-abby-the-man-i-met-on-a-cruise-says-he-loves-me-but-somethings-off.html 3rd segment article: https://www.thesharonicles.com/2020/02/the-strangest-theme-cruises-of-2020.html

The boys are back for another gassed up episode of BFNC. They might be finance bros now, as they discuss the price of gas, refillable sodas at the Circle K, and post cards. However, they ultimately decide that their friendship is truly priceless. Article 1: Ask A Resourceful Human https://www.hr-brew.com/stories/2022/08/26/ask-a-resourceful-human-what-if-my-company-can-t-afford-inflation-raises Article 2: Dear Abby https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2023/09/dear-abby-cheap-friend-charged-me-for-gas-when-picking-up-some-items-i-wanted-at-the-store.html Third Segment: Price is Right (1940s style)

Two role plays in one episode, so yea, you're gonna wanna listen to this one in full. The boys discuss their Navy Seal mentalities, garbage pale kids (such as Phil), and vending machine preferences. Open Mike Eagle at Songbyrd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJljW06bAyI 1st Article: https://slate.com/advice/2024/08/camp-secret-economy-care-and-feeding.html 2nd Article: https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/01/dear-prudence-therapist-social-media.html 3rd Segment: Going over Obscure Japanese Vending Machines https://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/machineheads

It's a Phil and Adrian one this week, boys. They discuss make-a-wish hypotheticals, who pooped on the floor of Flavor Flav's mansion, and Dennis Bergkamp highlight reels. They then tackle two advice columns on unsupervised children and playground bullying. They wrap up with a third segment tier list of classic playground equipment. Article 1: Care and Feeding https://slate.com/human-interest/2024/03/unaccompanied-playground-worry-care-and-feeding.html Article 2: Parents https://www.parents.com/parenting/better-parenting/advice/ask-your-mom/do-i-get-involved-when-my-kid-is-bullied-on-the-playground/