🐴Ranking the Horses of ASOIAF🐎

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Daenerys gets impatient with Qarth's glitzy fantasy faffery.Discussing Chapter 40 of A Clash of Kings, the second book in the Game of Thrones book series. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x56hQx6J61w 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784THE FAKE JON SNOW: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1223132Also on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvwBluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/altschwiftx.bsky.socialTwitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Buy A Game of Thrones (ASOIAF Book 1): http://amzn.to/292JmwyBuy ASOIAF Books 1-5: http://amzn.to/2970vVu"As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases." Stream donations: https://streamlabs.com/altschwiftxSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Uh oh, Edmure is ‘helping’.Discussing Chapter 39 of A Clash of Kings, the second book in the Game of Thrones book series. YouTube version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN2K8ORzpvA 50+ hours of extra videos on Patreon and Nebula: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784THE FAKE JON SNOW: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1223132Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvwBluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/altschwiftx.bsky.socialTwitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftX Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01g Buy A Game of Thrones (ASOIAF Book 1): http://amzn.to/292JmwyBuy ASOIAF Books 1-5: http://amzn.to/2970vVu"As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases." Stream donations: https://streamlabs.com/altschwiftxSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Discussing Sandkings, a 1979 novelette by George R.R. Martin. Sandkings was adapted into a 1995 episode of The Outer Limits.50+ hours of extra Schwift-Glidus videos on Nebula: https://nebula.tv/altschwiftx?videoType=plusAlso on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/collection/749784THE FAKE JON SNOW: https://www.patreon.com/collection/1223132Buy Glidus-Schwift tshirts: https://crowdmade.com/collections/glidusBuy Schwift-Glidus prints: https://store.nebula.tv/collections/alt-schwift-x/products/glidus-alt-schwift-x-asoiaf-pictionary-art-printsMore Glidus & Schwift streams: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxAgTVUFl31juN7xnswAoawYVMOyprqYgGlidus: https://nebula.tv/glidusSubscribe to the podcast: https://art19.com/shows/game-of-thrones-abridged---alt-schwift-xSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4VMQJhRCtbVdUCc9NoA01gApple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/podcast/alt-schwift-x-a-clash-of-kings-abridged/id1372802252BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/altschwiftx.bsky.socialTwitter: https://twitter.com/AltSchwiftXFacebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/148969352315008/Discord: https://discord.gg/dSJjwvw"As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases."Stream donations: https://streamlabs.com/altschwiftx/tipSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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