Timecop

In what is a first for this podcast, we review two movies at once. We immediately regret it as both of these movies are awful. They're terrible. They're complete garbage. Do. Not. Watch. These. Movies. Striking Distance and Parker = waste of time. It turns out we also disagree on whether Roadhouse is a good movie. So, there's that.

In this episode, we review JCVD's time travel splitting and physics kicking masterpiece, Timecop. We debate JCVD's merits as an actor and comment on a really bland sex scene. You also learn why Ben will summarize all movies going forward.

We review the movie that reinvigorated Liam Neeson's career and are left wondering why anyone liked this 90 minute crapfest. Also, Peppermint is way, way better than Taken. When you are deciding what movie to watch next, skip Taken and go directly to Peppermint.

The recipe for action movies is two parts airboats, one part pet armadillo, two parts shooting guys in the junk and as much Chuck Norris as you can handle.

An overlooked masterpiece from 2018. We hope to rectify society's error as we discuss what happens when Mom becomes John Wick - Momma Wick. 

Take a ride on the Porkchop Express. If you aren't hooked on a movie that has a cold open, then you can just keep on walking.

You can't handle this much awesomeness.

If you ever wanted to know how to fight in a partially drained pool, you've come to the right place.