EPISODE 9: The Balkan Bear

Chris Tavita, the self-proclaimed OG of the Poly comedy scene and the "Samoan Kevin Hart," drops into the 2BU studio. We strip back the 10% highlight reel of social media to uncover his journey from winning gold with the legendary Sweet and Sour (SAS) dance crew to the brutal reality check of post-fame construction work, temp agencies, and hitting rock bottom in Sydney.Chris breaks down exactly how a canceled videography hustle during COVID birthed his viral "Kyung-e" neighbour skit on TikTok. From leaning into his "Short King" persona to his ultimate endgame of starring on the silver screen like Denzel Washington, Tavita holds nothing back. Plus, Phatz and Jax put him through the Garage Games, debating top comedians, struggle meals, and whether he truly prefers Maccas over KFC.Thank you to everyone that tunes in every week. Appreciate you always 🙏🏾

The Balkan Bear returns to the 2BU studio after a massive $50K bonus-winning debut and a brutal first-round knockout in London. We dive deep into his ruthless "bully the bully" fight philosophy, the brutal reality of flying 30 hours in cattle class as a heavyweight, and why he absolutely refuses to shake hands before a fight.From training alongside Israel Adesanya at City Kickboxing (CKB) to his "Mystic Mac" prediction for the Interim Heavyweight Title by December 2026, the Balkan Bear holds nothing back. Plus, Phatz and Jax put him through the ultimate Heavyweight Knockout Game: Mike Tyson vs. Cro-Cop, and ask the real questions—how many Balkan Bears does it take to beat a Silverback Gorilla?

The Owner drops in for a chat with the Uso's for is FIRST EVER PODCAST while in NZ. One of the humble brothers from the Smiley Boys shares his life and how it all got started.

In studio this week we have one of New Zealand's biggest content creators. The talented man himself. UCE GANG!

We are back for 2026! Here for a recap of what's happened over the summer break and what we're looking forward to in the new year!Thank you to everyone that tunes in every week. Appreciate you always 🙏🏽Follow our socials TikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482 ​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #newyear #recap

We're back in studio to give you guys a recap on what we've been up to the last few weeks. Samoa, Brisbane, Sydney & Thailand. We talk about it all!Thank you to everyone that tunes in to our podcast. Appreciate you always 🙏🏽Follow our socials TikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482 ​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #rugbyleague #samoa

Join our conversation today with the Rugby League legend himself, John HopoateThank you to everyone that tunes in to our podcast. Appreciate you all 🙏🏽Follow our socialsTikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #rugbyleague #mmt

Join our conversation today with MMA UFC fighter "The Bad Man" Justin TafaThank you to everyone that tunes in to our podcast. Appreciate you all 🙏🏽Follow our socials TikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482 ​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #ufc #mma

Join our conversation today with UFC fighter Brando Pericic, The Balkan BearThank you to everyone that tunes in to our podcast. Appreciate you all 🙏🏽Follow our socials TikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482 ​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #nzwarriors

Join our conversation today with the 2025 Dally M Lock of the year, Erin ClarkThank you to everyone that tunes in to our podcast. Appreciate you all 🙏🏽Follow our socials TikTokFacebookInstagram @Uso_jax @phatz482 ​LIKE - COMMENT - SUBSCRIBE#podcast #fyp #funny #2brokeusos #nzwarriors