Interview with the Vampire (1994)

Football movie month continues with an oxymoron. Like tall midgets, or healthy morbidly obese people. Giant hearts i guess.. which is a life-threatening condition. Whatever.. Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neil are in it so that's a plus. Enjoy!

Are you ready for some football!!!!! Its Football movie month and we start off with the firework equivalent of a sparkler... Its not that good, but you do it for the kids. Its not too dangerous but makes you feel like you included. Or maybe its a snake disc. It grows and grows to and then it stops and you're left wanting for some kind of explosion that will never come. Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

We try to make sense of 1989’s Halloween 5, a movie where Michael spends a year recovering with a hobo by a river, Jamie and Billy escape a section-8 children’s clinic in a 2007 Mazda 3 whose electro-luminescent gauges and tight turning radius keep the night nurse from noticing, and later the same car’s crumple zones and stability control keep Jamie from getting run down in a field. The 2007 Mazda 3 is the pinnacle of psychopath cyrptonite. Check the link for the proof: https://youtu.be/e6f8B93-Yzo?is=exXTiTTTi35u5yCq

Creepy kid / whatever Chaseface wants month continues with this pile of Robert Cummings excrement. Terrible movie. And Gross for no other reason than to shock but guess what Mr. Cummings... Its not shocking. Its exactly what we expect from you... Do better. Enjoy!

We picked a creepy-kid movie and got a soft paycheck job where the kid mostly stands there. Brad Williams gets one joke and dies. It starts by spoiling its own burial. Sally Field is only there because her son wrote it. We’d rather rewatch Tucker and Dale.

Creepy Kirsten stars in Creepy Kid month. This one is way worse than you remember. I remember being told this was good as a kid... It's not. Brad Pitt's worst performance that I've seen.... Him and Tom seem like they do banal.... Enjoy!

Creepy kid month continues with Home alone 1.5: The Good Son. Spoiler, their is no good son because the adults suck. Enjoy!

Its October so we have to do horror movies.. Every year... At least its The Shining. The movie proves that with a lot of vision and understanding of film and a lot less of Stephen King, a good movie can be made from his nonsense books... Enjoy!

Movie 200!!!! Thats right. We've watched 200 "films" and then recorded our discussion of hating them. So much anger and spite for an art form that brings joy to so many. Anyways... this one is not as good as you remember, but who cares... 200!!!!

Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!