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Eyes, eyes— who's got eyes?!

Here, I have eyes.

I don't want yours.

What? Why not?!

Eyes, eyes, buys and trades—!

The day I met Atticus catticus, I by some strange coincidence also discovered

“Toonces”

…and however startling it was that they looked just alike, the cat himself had other strangenesses about him that I couldn't seem to shake.

The other adjustments were yet to have taken place, but the cat did seem to be armed with a certain spirit, that did indeed show me immidiately things I might have otherwise missed.

Still, it was true that this weirdness might have been misinterpreted, but however shallow my aspirations remained to the theatre world, or the world at large, it seems as though there was just stil some kind of strange connection with Saturday Night Live I couldn't shake.

Almost like it followed me everywhere.

BIG JIMMY runs SIN CENTRE at SIN CITY, an exclusive bar and restaurant in Las Vegas.

You don't know about Sin Centre at Sin City?'

No.

It's the premier underground boutique for all of what happens in Vegas— or, what didn't, if you know what I'm saying.

I'm sure I don't z

I'm sure I don't either *winks*

I need magnesium;

Creep level fantastic,

I wreak of havoc

I wreck the fanflick

Fanfiction?

Now i'm fired,

Give up!

I'm a channel

Back to the hard part

Look at me! I'm getting

Eleven miles an hour

Isn't it strange how

Just this morning

In the kitchen

I was thinking

How I just love Sarah Silverman

And how

The chemistry with Kimmel is

–

Creep level: fantastic

THen,

If this is episodic,

I'm not the only one who feels this way about it

I might be a bad guy
I like the darkness

I might be the bad type,

I like,

Flirt with darkness

Jp

Did you write this?!

I–i think i did.

You think?

I have forgetfulness syndrome!

Why is everybody falling in love?
But i”m alone

Maybe I'm not supposed to have love

So i'm alone

But

Too many talks to tell,

I can't want,

But i'm alone,

And still

Everybody wants to have love

And i'm alone

I have this weird theory that to be a female

And get booked on Seth Meyers

Not only should you be kind of almost probably famous

But definitely under 120 pounds.

Lil Bitz

I'm telling you! he's Slytherin!

Do you watch the show?

Watch the show!

Every female he interviews has anorexia!

Not a joke!

Watch the show.

He has a copy of moby dick on his desk!

What's that about!?

Slytherin!

Slytherin!

So the question is:


Can i fill five minutes with this?

Puh

This kid.

Wondering about five minutes

When she really needs an hour of material

And a material witness

This depression is actually the worst I've been

Since I escaped prison.

I should have went to Princeton.

I should never run for president.

Amen.

I told you, republican!

A bold move, and the light I'm on—

Tonight, I'm fowl

I get a grin

Tonight, I prowl

I'm off again.

I haven't been this incandescent

Since

Information on

Ronald Regan

Came to surface

This: his

Indiscretions

send my regrets to lettermen

I haven't had it better since.

Gavel gavel gavel!

And I ramble ramble ramble on

The mouse that lights to gamble

Likes the Kat and tattoo addicts

But the fans just can't acknowledge

That we're on in the apocalypse

I gotta get my marks up

Or a proposition predicate

Or advocates on terror

Where's the war you ordered

Not another table

Kill the waitress

Heal the sparrow

Right the old case in a letter

Harrow, harrow

Case is waiting

And I've yet to make it

Everything I do just makes me

Faint,

Like I'm exasperated and exhausted

All at the same time

Call out my mantras—

Look, I'm a loser

Out in the open

Promise

Provoke my promocuity once more

And I'll get you all fired.

Fired! Fired! Fired!

You look good in a tux

Good suit and tie

Good at the desk, boss,

Ma?

She's a

Hard crier

I got divorces,

Widowers,

Window surfaces on a horcrux

Hard wires,

And hard times on a jarred door

Oh!

Yeah.

It's hard coming to terms with death

When your afterlife is

Jay Leno on a long highway

In stuck traffic

And you got to think

“I know that guy”

But no you don't,

You're far from it and still

Show hosts aren't for hire

In the aqueduct construction,

For I?

Seth Meyers, young soul!

Very hard, but good to know him.

Kimmel had a tough crowd,

But

Fear, I've bartered hard to order.

Fries with that?

Oh noooooooo!

He stopped dying his greys

He's been writing for days

And he's stuck in his ways:

Cheerios are too sweet honey-nutted

And honey nutted my rebuttal on live broadcast

I finally got comcast,

I finally went all broke

Ahhh, we're gonna die.

I guarantee you, this is that.

Tuesday— midnight.

What goes on.

Didn't I tell you not to talk to me?!

They know everything.

Don't you know by now I can't be trusted?

If I try to call

We'll get disconnected

And this interception

Has been live broadcasted–

So I get the picture

This is all disaster.

Took a number,

Run hard, I get there faster

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For everybody else,

Life goes on

But mine has not

So it feels more like sickness

Than just fan fiction

{Enter The Multiverse}

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