International Kidnapping, Domestic Foolishness

Oh, Best Friends, buckle all the way up, because this week on The Final Word, we are coming in HOT — hotter than a White House press briefing where nobody brought the truth.First up: the horrific killing of Renee Good, a 37‑year‑old mother in Minneapolis, shot three times by an ICE agent. And before the facts were even cold, here come Trump and Kristi Noem with stories that… let’s just say… do not match the videos, the witnesses, or reality as we know it. We break down what’s known, what’s being claimed, and why the math ain’t mathing.Note: This podcast was recorded before the ICE-stapo Agent had been identified as Jonathan Ross.Then — because apparently the administration is speed‑running global drama — we’ve got the U.S. announcing it will control Venezuelan oil sales “indefinitely” while demanding Venezuela cut ties with China, Russia, Iran, and Cuba. Oh, and hand over preferential oil partnerships like this is some geopolitical episode of Shark Tank. And if that weren’t enough, U.S. forces boarded a Russian‑flagged tanker in the North Atlantic. Sure. Why not. It’s 2026.Meanwhile, Europe is clutching its pearls because the administration is talking about the U.S. needing to “take over Greenland”. Yes. Greenland. Again. We cannot make this up.And THEN — because chaos is a lifestyle — Trump says he’s “immediately taking steps” to ban large institutional investors from buying single‑family homes… with absolutely zero explanation of how that would work. Not a memo. Not a footnote. Not even a sticky note.But the real breaking news? Angela has been TRIGGERED. Because Spencer Pratt — yes, that Spencer Pratt — has announced he’s running for L.A. Mayor. And Frances is just trying to keep her from flipping a table.It’s a lot. It’s too much. It’s exactly the kind of week that requires snacks, hydration, and two best friends yelling the truth into microphones.Come laugh, cry, scream, and get the Final Word.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, Frangela is back and fully hydrated because the nonsense levels are OFF THE CHARTS. First up, the international chaos report: some people are talking about a U.S. move into Venezuela that includes abducting one leader and warning the next with a threat described as a fate worse than Maduro’s. Because apparently subtlety is canceled.Then—plot twist—we have a brand‑new villain: data centers. Yes, the giant humming boxes of doom multiplying across America like they’re in a Marvel origin story nobody asked for. Tech companies are reportedly preparing to drop seven trillion dollars on these things in the next five years, and Frangela wants to know the real question: who’s paying the bill? (Spoiler: it’s giving “not them.”)Meanwhile, measles—MEASLES—has made a comeback like it’s trying to headline Coachella. The U.S. outbreak has reportedly passed 1,800 cases with hot spots in Utah, Arizona, and South Carolina. Frangela has thoughts. Many thoughts.And finally, we close with a presidential medical mystery tour. Some people have noticed shifting explanations, shifting stories, shifting… everything. Which leads to the only question that matters: WHERE’S THE BOOK, JAKE TAPPER.Strap in. Hydrate. Stretch. Because this week, the foolishness is cardio.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Buckle up, Beautiful People, because this week on The Final Word we are diving straight into the congressional testimony that absolutely no one expected to read like the opening chapter of a steamy beach‑read. Yes, Jack Smith showed up, showed out, and somehow delivered enough dramatic tension to qualify as the newest entry in the “prosecutorial romance” genre. We have thoughts. Many.From there, we pivot—gracefully, like the ballerinas we are—into the rhetorical gymnastics surrounding Minnesota’s Somali child‑care fraud controversy. Spoiler: the discourse is doing the absolute most, and we’re here to untangle the mess with our signature blend of receipts and righteous laughter.Then we turn to the announcement that National Guard troops will be withdrawn from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland—because apparently this was always the plan, and definitely not influenced by any Supreme Court decisions. At all. Ever. Meanwhile, a federal judge has ordered continued funding for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and we’re over here wondering when our long‑promised DOGE‑themed “rebate checks” are supposed to arrive.And in the category of “backbone and ethics still exist,” at least three artists have canceled their Kennedy Center performances after the building’s name change. Choices were made, and some folks are choosing to keep their integrity intact.All that plus your emails, your brilliance, and your weekly dose of Frangela‑style truth‑telling. Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It’s our final Something Ain’t Right of 2025, and baby… we checked the scoreboard. Whoever won this year, it sure wasn’t us. We dig into the quiet, fateful shift in who’s buying America’s debt—because apparently even our IOUs are getting nervous. Then we wade through the heavily redacted Epstein files, which somehow manage to be both incomplete and still horrifying, reminding us that we’ve only scratched the surface of the evil behind his trafficking network. We look at how surviving a disaster now depends on what you can afford, because nothing says “land of the free” like tiered catastrophe pricing. And finally, we count down the 55 mind‑blowing facts we learned in 2025—some wild, some weird, all of them proof that this year has been doing the absolute most.Grab your snacks, your side‑eye, and your sanity—Frangela is sending you into the New Year with laughs, truth, and a whole lot of “something ain’t right.”Happy New Year, family!Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're taking some time off for the holidays, but we have you covered with a "Best of Idiot of the Week" episode. We'll see you in 2026! Happy holidays!!!Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Idiot of the Week, the race for the title of world’s dumbest is so tight, it’s practically a photo finish—except the contestants are sprinting backward into a wall.First up, we have a drunk tourist who managed to get himself banned from Rome’s iconic Trevi Fountain. Nothing says "holiday adventure" like getting a lifetime ban!Next, a surgeon who thought, “You know what would really spice up my medical career? Performing my own vasectomy and broadcasting it on Facebook.” Then there’s Stacy Lynn Steady, who might just inspire the next great country song with her attempt to flee the police while ignoring the golden rule of evasion: there’s always time for panties. And finally, a 31-year-old who swallowed his rosary beads because he believed Satan’s disciples were tailing him on an American Airlines flight. Let’s just say, this is not the kind of in-flight entertainment anyone signed up for.Who will claim the crown of idiocy this week? Tune in for your weekly dose of jaw-dropping absurdity and relentless mockery—because when the stupid compete, we all win.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, Trump declared that America has gone from the worst country in the world to the best—thanks to him, of course—and then screamed at all of us for not being grateful enough for the paradise he apparently built with his bare hands and a Sharpie. Meanwhile, Susie Wiles spent the year whispering to Vanity Fair and now the receipts are out, and baby, they are messy. Jack Smith told Congress he’s got “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” that Trump conspired to overturn the 2020 election, and we are clutching our pearls and popcorn. Four House Republicans broke ranks to force a vote on extending ACA subsidies, and 82% of Americans say they’re happy with their health insurance… but next week might be a whole different story. Plus your emails, your brilliance, and Frangela’s signature side-eye. Come for the chaos, stay for the catharsis.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - Podcastfrangela.comOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, the pattern is clear: cruelty isn’t a bug, it’s the feature. The White House has launched a “Media Offenders” site and tipline—because apparently Big Brother needed a snitch line. New border rules could require selfies and five years of social media history, proving that privacy is now just a punchline. Meanwhile, Chinese billionaires are having dozens of U.S.‑born babies via surrogates, because loopholes are the new luxury item. And the U.S. government is literally designing memes to mainstream sadopopulism—weaponizing LOLs to spread the ugly. Frangela is here to laugh, scream, and side‑eye through the madness, because honestly… something ain’t right.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on The Final Word, the circus is back in town and the tent is on fire. Trump proudly announced the U.S. seized an oil tanker off Venezuela—because nothing says diplomacy like shouting “Mine!” across the ocean. Meanwhile, the White House is literally selling immigration with the new Trump Gold Visa, proving that citizenship is now a QVC item. Nick Fuentes preached “truth,” which is terrifying enough to make us want to hide under the bed. Trump called Europe “weak” and “decaying” while praising authoritarian BFFs Viktor Orbán and Recep Erdoğan—because apparently democracy is passé. He also reversed his pledge to release the full video of the Sept. 2 Caribbean strike on a supposed drug boat, because transparency is only fun until it shows you killing survivors. A federal judge greenlit the release of grand jury transcripts in the Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking case, and Texas teamed up with Turning Point USA to launch “Club America” chapters in every high school—because indoctrination is easier when you give it a mascot.  https://frangela.com/Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, the stupid is scaling new heights—literally. Austrian prosecutors charged a man with manslaughter through negligence after his reckless climbing plans allegedly led to his girlfriend’s death. Meanwhile, parents are facing first‑degree murder charges for forcing their kids onto an “extreme alkaline diet” they picked up from social media—because apparently Facebook is now a medical school. Over in Yosemite, MLK Day and Juneteenth are out as free entry days, but Trump’s birthday is in—because nothing says “national park” like narcissism. And Pantone has chosen its color and attitude for 2026, and it’s… white.… something ain’t right.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy