Voter Rolls, Royal Delusion & the Gospel of Too Many Words

Oh honey, pull up a chair and grab a hydration beverage, because this week the universe is serving up foolishness by the ladle and we are parched.We start with Pam Bondi telling Tim Walz that handing over Minnesota’s voter rolls could help prevent another “national tragedy.” Baby, the only tragedy here is the confidence with which people say things that make absolutely no earthly sense. We break it down, because somebody has to.Then we take a loving, petty stroll through the extremely short, extremely exclusive list of folks willing to defy Trump in his second reign. And no, we’re not counting ourselves, because our resistance is a lifestyle, not a moment.Meanwhile, Israel is trying to evict Doctors Without Borders from Gaza, and we’re over here clutching our pearls, our wigs, and our moral compasses. We talk about what compassion looks like when the world keeps trying to misplace it.And finally—because we care about public health—we ask the question the nation has been too tired to ask: is it time, or is it way past time, to talk about Donald Trump’s logorrhea? Because at this point, the man is less “giving a speech” and more “opening a fire hydrant of words and hoping for the best.”Join us as we laugh, cry, side‑eye, and try to make sense of a world that keeps insisting on being nonsensical. One thing’s for sure: something ain’t right, but we’re here to talk about it with love, wit, and just enough shade to stay moisturized.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Baby, pull up a chair and hydrate, because this week we are running exclusively—exclusively—on Trump‑grade delusion, and that stuff is not FDA‑approved.We kick things off with Trump jetting off to Davos to once again demand the keys to Greenland like it’s an Airbnb he forgot he didn’t book. And he says he won’t use force… even though he absolutely could… and if he did, it would work… but he won’t… mostly. We don’t know who needs to hear this, but if your sentence has that many escape hatches, you are not reassuring anyone.Then global markets took one look at his threat to slap 10% tariffs on Denmark and seven other European countries—because they won’t co‑sign his Greenland fantasy—and said, “Oh absolutely not,” before swan‑diving straight into the red. Meanwhile China stepped up to the mic like, “Don’t worry world, we’re the grown‑ups here,” and the rest of the planet nodded like, “Honestly… at this point.”Back home, federal prosecutors handed out grand jury subpoenas in Minnesota like they were Costco samples—Gov. Tim Walz, Mayor Jacob Frey, and several other Democratic officials all pulled into the Justice Department’s investigation into the Trump administration’s immigration attack in the Twin Cities. And as if that weren’t enough chaos for one week, the DOJ also says it found evidence that members of DOGE accessed and shared Social Security data with a political group trying to overturn election results. Because apparently the coup never clocks out.And finally—finally—we learn that 58% of Americans think the first year of Trump’s second term is a failure. And we’re just sitting here like… only 58? That’s not a poll, that’s a cry for help.Join us as we break it all down with love, fury, and the kind of laughter you need to keep from screaming into a throw pillow. The country may be wobbling, but we’ve got the final word.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oh honey, buckle up, because today we are deep‑breathing, side‑eyeing, and clutching every available pearl. We’re diving into a week where the global chaos meter broke clean off the wall, and we’re here trying to glue it back together with humor, outrage, and a prayer.We start with Iran, where reports say thousands of people have been killed, blinded, or injured by the government under Ayatollah Khamenei. The courage of the Iranian people deserves more than thoughts and prayers — it deserves attention, action, and every ounce of compassion we can muster.Then we slide over to Europe, where leaders are apparently trying to figure out how to respond after Trump’s Greenland threats. Yes, you heard us: Greenland. Again. And if that weren’t enough, he allegedly sent a text message to Norway’s Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Stoere that has folks across Europe looking at their phones like, “Is this real life or did someone spike the fjords.” The people of Greenland and our NATO allies deserve stability, not whatever… that was.And because the chaos buffet is all‑you‑can‑eat, the Pentagon has put 1,500 soldiers on alert for possible deployment in Minnesota as ICE continues terrorizing communities in Minneapolis and across the country. We’re talking families afraid to leave their homes, neighborhoods on edge, and a government response that feels like pouring gasoline on a grease fire.So join us as we laugh to keep from screaming, scream to keep from crying, and remind each other that caring is not optional. We’re bringing the energy, the truth, the jokes, and the love — because something ain’t right, and we’re gonna talk about it.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week felt like the universe put all its headlines in a blender and hit purée. So naturally, we’re here with our mugs of lukewarm coffee, trying to make sense of it all before the next crisis drops.We kick things off with the FBI searching a Washington Post reporter’s Virginia home—because apparently the First Amendment needed a little extra chaos this week. Nothing says “good morning” like federal agents on your porch.Then we hop over to the U.S.–Denmark–Greenland triangle of awkwardness, where Denmark is still politely-but-firmly telling Washington, “You cannot have Greenland, please stop asking.” We love a diplomatic boundary.Back home, 70% of voters say the U.S. should not take military action against Iran even if protesters are killed. Which means, for once, Americans agree on something, and it’s “let’s not start another war.” Growth.Meanwhile, 51% of Americans think ICE is making cities less safe, which is… not the Yelp review ICE was hoping for. And a federal judge upheld California’s congressional map, gently patting Republicans on the head and saying, “No, this is not illegal racial gerrymandering, that's your hobby, please go sit down.”Climate news? Oh, it’s toasty. 2025 was the third-warmest year on record, and the last 11 years have been the warmest 11 years. At this point, the planet is basically sending us increasingly desperate subtweets.And finally, House Democrats moved to impeach Noem over what they’re calling the deadly ICE “Reign of Terror,” which is a phrase so dramatic and on point that it sounds like it should be shouted by a medieval town crier.So buckle up. We’re laughing so we don’t cry, we’re caffeinated against our will, and we’re taking you through another week where the news refused to behave.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week we are coming in hot from Minneapolis and Venezuela, because when the world is on fire, apparently we need to be in two places at once. We’re talking about how the Trump administration keeps villainizing America’s neighbors — and somehow its own citizens — like that’s a normal Tuesday. Spoiler: it is not. Something ain’t right when cruelty becomes a policy platform and folks act like it’s just “politics.”We dig into why defeating Trump isn’t just about votes; it’s about a moral awakening and learning to speak a moral language that actually meets this moment. Because the way the media and Democratic leadership keep tiptoeing around the destruction of our democracy? Baby, that dog won’t hunt.Then we get into the judge who ordered Lindey Halligan to explain why she’s still serving as U.S. Attorney — because apparently job descriptions are now optional. And don’t get us started on the E.P.A. deciding lives saved don’t count when setting air‑pollution rules. We wish that were a joke. It is not a joke.Pull up a chair, grab your beverage of choice, and breathe with us. Because we’re gonna break it down, call it out, and remind you — loudly — that you’re not crazy. Something ain’t right, and we’re here to talk about it.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oh, Best Friends, buckle all the way up, because this week on The Final Word, we are coming in HOT — hotter than a White House press briefing where nobody brought the truth.First up: the horrific killing of Renee Good, a 37‑year‑old mother in Minneapolis, shot three times by an ICE agent. And before the facts were even cold, here come Trump and Kristi Noem with stories that… let’s just say… do not match the videos, the witnesses, or reality as we know it. We break down what’s known, what’s being claimed, and why the math ain’t mathing.Note: This podcast was recorded before the ICE-stapo Agent had been identified as Jonathan Ross.Then — because apparently the administration is speed‑running global drama — we’ve got the U.S. announcing it will control Venezuelan oil sales “indefinitely” while demanding Venezuela cut ties with China, Russia, Iran, and Cuba. Oh, and hand over preferential oil partnerships like this is some geopolitical episode of Shark Tank. And if that weren’t enough, U.S. forces boarded a Russian‑flagged tanker in the North Atlantic. Sure. Why not. It’s 2026.Meanwhile, Europe is clutching its pearls because the administration is talking about the U.S. needing to “take over Greenland”. Yes. Greenland. Again. We cannot make this up.And THEN — because chaos is a lifestyle — Trump says he’s “immediately taking steps” to ban large institutional investors from buying single‑family homes… with absolutely zero explanation of how that would work. Not a memo. Not a footnote. Not even a sticky note.But the real breaking news? Angela has been TRIGGERED. Because Spencer Pratt — yes, that Spencer Pratt — has announced he’s running for L.A. Mayor. And Frances is just trying to keep her from flipping a table.It’s a lot. It’s too much. It’s exactly the kind of week that requires snacks, hydration, and two best friends yelling the truth into microphones.Come laugh, cry, scream, and get the Final Word.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week on Something Ain’t Right, Frangela is back and fully hydrated because the nonsense levels are OFF THE CHARTS. First up, the international chaos report: some people are talking about a U.S. move into Venezuela that includes abducting one leader and warning the next with a threat described as a fate worse than Maduro’s. Because apparently subtlety is canceled.Then—plot twist—we have a brand‑new villain: data centers. Yes, the giant humming boxes of doom multiplying across America like they’re in a Marvel origin story nobody asked for. Tech companies are reportedly preparing to drop seven trillion dollars on these things in the next five years, and Frangela wants to know the real question: who’s paying the bill? (Spoiler: it’s giving “not them.”)Meanwhile, measles—MEASLES—has made a comeback like it’s trying to headline Coachella. The U.S. outbreak has reportedly passed 1,800 cases with hot spots in Utah, Arizona, and South Carolina. Frangela has thoughts. Many thoughts.And finally, we close with a presidential medical mystery tour. Some people have noticed shifting explanations, shifting stories, shifting… everything. Which leads to the only question that matters: WHERE’S THE BOOK, JAKE TAPPER.Strap in. Hydrate. Stretch. Because this week, the foolishness is cardio.Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Buckle up, Beautiful People, because this week on The Final Word we are diving straight into the congressional testimony that absolutely no one expected to read like the opening chapter of a steamy beach‑read. Yes, Jack Smith showed up, showed out, and somehow delivered enough dramatic tension to qualify as the newest entry in the “prosecutorial romance” genre. We have thoughts. Many.From there, we pivot—gracefully, like the ballerinas we are—into the rhetorical gymnastics surrounding Minnesota’s Somali child‑care fraud controversy. Spoiler: the discourse is doing the absolute most, and we’re here to untangle the mess with our signature blend of receipts and righteous laughter.Then we turn to the announcement that National Guard troops will be withdrawn from Chicago, Los Angeles, and Portland—because apparently this was always the plan, and definitely not influenced by any Supreme Court decisions. At all. Ever. Meanwhile, a federal judge has ordered continued funding for the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, and we’re over here wondering when our long‑promised DOGE‑themed “rebate checks” are supposed to arrive.And in the category of “backbone and ethics still exist,” at least three artists have canceled their Kennedy Center performances after the building’s name change. Choices were made, and some folks are choosing to keep their integrity intact.All that plus your emails, your brilliance, and your weekly dose of Frangela‑style truth‑telling. Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It’s our final Something Ain’t Right of 2025, and baby… we checked the scoreboard. Whoever won this year, it sure wasn’t us. We dig into the quiet, fateful shift in who’s buying America’s debt—because apparently even our IOUs are getting nervous. Then we wade through the heavily redacted Epstein files, which somehow manage to be both incomplete and still horrifying, reminding us that we’ve only scratched the surface of the evil behind his trafficking network. We look at how surviving a disaster now depends on what you can afford, because nothing says “land of the free” like tiered catastrophe pricing. And finally, we count down the 55 mind‑blowing facts we learned in 2025—some wild, some weird, all of them proof that this year has been doing the absolute most.Grab your snacks, your side‑eye, and your sanity—Frangela is sending you into the New Year with laughs, truth, and a whole lot of “something ain’t right.”Happy New Year, family!Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support. Now in video!Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo. https://sexyliberal.com/Looking for Idiot of the Week? Frangela: Idiot of the Week - PodcastOur Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

We're taking some time off for the holidays, but we have you covered with a "Best of Idiot of the Week" episode. We'll see you in 2026! Happy holidays!!!Your weekly fix of wacky, zany craziness as only Frangela can provide! You send in stories of real-life idiots and we mock them for your edification. It is our sacred duty.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Do you want to hear more Idiots of the Week?? Become a Frangela patron at Patreon.com and get three exclusive Micro Idiot podcasts each week as our thank you for your support.Frangela swag available at https://www.zazzle.com/store/frangela! Book a personalized video shout-out from Frangela at Cameo.com/frangeladuo.Our Sponsors:* Check out BetterHelp: https://www.betterhelp.com* Check out Rosetta Stone and use my code TODAY for a great deal: https://www.rosettastone.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy