Ask, Tell, Confess: Guys, We Bleached Our Bholes

Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime are together this week, and before the snooping begins, they take it way back to their first jobs—from greasy Fatburger shifts and chaotic nights at Walmart to tiny hometown ice cream shops and working security at a concert venue.Then y’all’s confessions take over, and once again, going through somebody’s phone proves to be a dangerous game. They get into what happens when you start checking phones, digging through drawers, and searching old iClouds—and find WAY more than you ever wanted to know.We’re talking secret hookups, explicit photos and videos, hidden porn stashes, parents’ Polaroids, questionable toys, unexpected fetishes, secret lingerie, and some discoveries that can never be unseen. There are also fake Facebook and Instagram accounts, hidden OnlyFans activity, exes being watched from the shadows, and people living entire secret lives behind their partner’s back.Between the dirty jokes and absolute WTF moments, the gang gets real about cheating, gaslighting, trusting your gut, and knowing when it’s time to stop searching for answers and just walk away.And because you never really know what somebody is going through behind closed doors, the episode ends with an important reminder to check on your people—even the ones who seem like they’re doing just fine.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Ask, Tell, Confess is back, and this week the gang is barely hanging on between bronchitis, hangovers, and Mercury retrograde.Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee dive into your wildest snooping stories—from secret coworker “dates” and group chat receipts to finding out you definitely weren’t the only one. They get into what counts as cheating, what’s unforgivable, and what happens when one little discovery changes everything.Bunnie also addresses the strip club footage that landed on TMZ, opens up about her past as a dancer and escort, and Meme and Hailee recap the chaos of the Redneck Rumble.Then y’all bring the confessions: a giant dildo discovered on the job, a crusty suitcase full of secrets, and a boyfriend hiding an entire four-year-old child.Basically, snooping will either set you free or ruin your whole d*** day.Got a confession? Slide into our Instagram DMs and send it anonymously for a future Ask, Tell, Confess.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

We’re bringing back some of the best Ask, Tell, Confess chaos because honestly, some of these stories deserved a second round.Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee start out reminiscing about their band and orchestra days before calling Meme’s sweet, wholesome mama—who proceeds to tell a hotel-cleaning story so graphic it leaves the girls questioning everything they thought they knew about her. Somehow Hobby Lobby gets dragged into it too, because of course it does.Then y’all take over. One listener walks into a hotel room and realizes REAL quick she has accidentally entered the Swingers Olympics, while Bunnie explains how one forgotten ticket turned into a suspended license—and the possibility of having to walk herself into jail like she’s checking in for a dentist appointment.There’s also a tick in a place no tick has any business being, a toddler who nearly mistakes something horrifying for candy, and Yelp reviews of exes so brutally honest they deserve their own one-star rating.And finally, one anonymous listener confesses that her sex drive is basically a full-time job with mandatory overtime.If this is what y’all are willing to tell us, imagine what you’re keeping to yourselves.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Red flags are easy to spot… until they’re attached to somebody hot. This week, the gang is back in Nashville getting into the red flags we ignored, justified, and probably should’ve run from immediately.From questionable street meets and tour bus stink to secret relationships, suspicious condoms, ankle monitors, Snapchat men, and hygiene habits that should be criminal—your DMs did not disappoint.Things get deeper as the girls talk toxic relationships, domestic violence, trauma, and why walking away isn’t always as easy as it looks. Plus, we’re getting into turn-ons, instant icks, relationship patterns, and why the internet can’t seem to understand that women can actually support each other without agreeing on everything.Some red flags whisper. These were screaming.Content warning: This episode includes discussions of domestic violence, sexual trauma, and emotionally abusive relationships.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Ask, Tell, Confess is back and this week we’re getting into the red flags y’all saw, ignored, and somehow still said, “Yeah, but he’s hot.” Bunnie, Meme, and Hailee kick things off with a wild L.A. cop bar story, some Del Taco drive-thru scheming, and why a pretty face will have you out here making decisions you know d*mn well you shouldn’t be making.Then the gang gets into your confessions, and baby… some of y’all really put up with some sh*t. We’re talking mattress-on-the-floor men, crusty yellow pillows, secret girlfriends, cheating boyfriends, validation smashes, and dating app disasters with enough red flags to fill a whole parade.At some point, we gotta stop calling it “potential” and call it what it is. If the red flags are waving, believe them. Raise your standards, trust your gut, and stop letting somebody being fine make you lose all common sense.Want to be part of the next Ask, Tell, Confess? Send your stories to our Instagram DMs and make sure you’re following along.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Originally aired: 12/9/2024This week, the one and only Dolly Parton graces Dumb Blonde with her presence, and it's truly a dream come true. The living legend first talks with Bunnie about her humble Appalachian roots, her childhood in the Smoky Mountains, and the profound influence of her close-knit family. She then discusses the pivotal role her Uncle Bill played in nurturing her early musical aspirations and helping her land a breakthrough performance at the iconic Grand Ole Opry. Dolly also opens up about the challenges she faced navigating the Nashville music scene as a young artist, her enduring partnership with husband Carl Dean, and the entrepreneurial empire she's built, including her successful makeup line, Dolly Beauty, Dolly Wines, and her beloved Imagination Library program.Dolly Parton: Website | Dolly Beauty | Dolly WinesWatch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Ask, Tell, Confess is back at the kitchen counter, and somehow y’all managed to outdo yourselves. This week, the gang is diving into your absolute WORST date and hookup stories—and there is truly no preparing for where these confessions go.We’re talking puking in mouths to Alan Jackson, surprise butt play with ZERO warning, period disasters on white sheets, boogers on boobs, and enough poop and puke stories to last us a lifetime.Bunnie, Meme, Hailee, and Jaime break down every unhinged detail while getting into sex and consent, period sex, butt stuff myths, bleaching buttholes before surgery (yes, really), and the red flags you should NEVER ignore just because you’re “already there.”Consider this your reminder: sometimes it’s better to just get dressed and go home.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Dumb Blonde is taking over LA, and we’re kicking things off from our vacation house with lawn chairs for furniture and absolutely zero chill. We’re catching up on our New York adventures, LA chaos, and everything in between.Bunnie opens up about losing Dolly, what she was really like in person, and why her passing hit so hard. The gang gets into soulmates, friendships that become family, monogamy, and she finally addresses her sobriety on her own terms—including why she chose to occasionally drink again.Meme addresses the mom-shamers, why she keeps her kids offline, and the rumors that she’s “gone all the time.” Plus, we get into the new podcast deal and some exciting moves happening behind the scenes—but you’ll have to stay tuned for the rest.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

Baby, we had WAY too many unforgettable Ask, Tell, Confess moments for just one episode. BEST OF PART 2 is here, and the gang is going back through even more of the confessions that left us speechless.We’ve got “pepper spray puss,” secret hookups that could turn an entire family upside down, anonymous confessions hitting dangerously close to home, and secrets that should probably never see the light of day. Some made us laugh, some made us gag, and some had us wondering why y’all would ever put this information in writing.It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s everything we love about Ask, Tell, Confess. If you thought Part 1 was wild, baby… we saved plenty for Part 2.Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube

(Originally aired: 1/10/2024)Bunnie welcomes the gorgeous Shanna Moakler to the show this week. She's not just a pop culture icon but truly embodies the essence of being unbothered. Shanna takes us on her journey – how she got into the world of pageantry, modeling and acting, and eventually found her way to the glitz and glamour of Hollywood.Get ready for some real talk as Shanna opens up about everything from the lawsuit with Trump, her relationships, with Oscar De La Hoya and Travis Barker, and where things stand with her family today.Shanna: IG | OF Watch Full Episodes & More: YouTube