Ep. 187: Bang For Your Lack Of A Buck

Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A SnagThat Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…ObjectsThat Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism Hellscape, Ball Reveres, The Great Reversal, Street Meat, Zendaya, The Gatorade League, The Haderers, Rich Fat Cats, Low Gators, The VangrooversSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE Stallion/Kermit THEE Frog, Houston-based Entities, The Milwaukee Blip, The On Paper Clippers, Fourth Meal, Whataburger, 4 Point Specialists, The Shooting Stars Challenge, Fu-Schnickens, Def Jeff Vs Deaf Jeff, Shaq Knife, Aladocious Sponsor: Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity in the easiest way possible by going to www.tabforacause.org/horseFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: WNBA Expansion, NBA Trades/Free Agent Frenzy An Interview With: Author (And Softball Teammate of Adam/Mike’s) Gabe HenryAnd Also: Booze Cruise, Wiggly Babies, Scooter Luggage, Practical King, Waive And Stretch, Red Ass, Simplified Spelling, Powdered Wigs, Feathered Quills, Crinkly Dirt, Nucular,  Repressed Horse Trauma, Mrs. Pramburger, LlamaphonesSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!   Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Thunder Win The NBA Finals, NBA Draft Recap, Fever/Sun Game Gets SPICY! NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did Our Preseason Picks Turn Out? And Also: Welch’s/Martinelli’s, The ‘ic’ Team, Athlete’s Foot, HIPAA Violations, Clown Questions, Post-Podcast Premiere Picnic Parties, Free Talking, Bastille Day, Mountain Westish, Wide Brimmed Hats, Shrug Emojis, Kmart Knockoffs, Basketbrawl, Ballhalla, Grumbly Bits, Sag For Flagg, Pooper For Cooper Sponsor: Tipping Pitches Podcast <-- Click for a free trial of their patreon!Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: NBA Finals Drama, Knicks’ Coaching Search, Don Nelson Is TANAn Interview With: Social Media Personality @littlebigliz (of NBA Recap Fame) And Also: Malonga Madness, Apology Bang, First Quarter Bang, Marv Albert, Nelly Kush, Steph Night Night, Unabashedly Homeristic, Friendly Chokeholds, BabyFace Jones, Marcel The Shell, Salad Fingers, Business Jaylen, Jesus Jalen, Court Jaylen, Spandex Boys, Jalen Power Rankings, Full Doris, Centaurs, GrokSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!  Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Thibs Gets Fired, NBA Finals Matchup Is Set, WNBA Early Season ReturnsAn NBA Finals Preview With: Stand-Up Comic Tim McLaughlin and Emmy-Award Nominated Saturday Night Live Writer/Comic Steven CastilloAnd Also: Wooden Cow Museum, Paradigm Shift, HE GONE, Throat Lozenges, Soothing Throats, Pegasus, Valerie The Cloud, Bay Creatures, Valerie The Valkyrie Seal, Thibs Vs Tabs, Sleepy Joe, Esssnake!, Red Pill, Lil Nas X, Fruit Roll-Up, Meat Off, Knights Of Columbus, The Flaming Lips Guy, Gas Station TV’s, Love’s Gas Station, Angels In The Outfield, HORSE Curse, Elmer Fudd-Lookin Ass, Carushow, Horse Suits Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse  Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

MEGA Full Court Press: All-Things NBA Playoffs & Draft Lottery Mayhem And Also: Dashboard Confessional, Aforementioned Destruction, Normalish World, The Skunk Room, Lateral Shuffling, Hubbubbing, Weird Time Zone Mode, Big Balls Celebration, Super Duper Luxury Tax, Secret Stuff, Silent Yelling, F**k Them Picks, Thunderwolves, Bedraggled, Frozen Envelope, Bad Team Tournament, Sauna-ishSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!   Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: All Things NBA Playoffs (Giannis Vs Haliburton’s Dad, Lakers Eliminated, Ja Injured, Draymond Drama & More)And Also: Spicy Drama, Tzatziki Sauce, Cool Towels, Nickelodeon Guts, Fancy Host, Small Friend Hangs, Abnormal Jobs, Sad Bulls Fan, Oodles And Doodles, Taskmaster, Michael P. Jordan, Eat My Shorts, Overtime/Deuce, 1 2 3 Cancun!, Unicorn Horn, Larry The Cable Guy Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!   Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Flurry Of NBA Coach Firings & Play-In/Playoff Preview! A HORSE Special: The First Ever WNBA Drama Draft w/ Jordan RobinsonAnd Also: Lo-Fi, NBA Centel, Monstars, Magic Johnson In The War Room, Fresh Prince MemeSponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam!   Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.