Ep. 192: ​​My Eyes Are Down Here

Full Court Press: HUGE NBA Betting Scandal And Early Returns From The NBA SeasonRating The NBA Emirates Cup Courts: Which Ones Did We Like?And Also: Shaolin Temples, Fiesta Locker Rooms, Very Long Wemby-esque Bones, Unc, Compliminsult, A Whale’s Vagina, See Red Vs Seared, Melissoning Or Sissoning, Yada Yada, The Indigo Space, Rectangle Situation, Gnashing Of Teeth, Parquet vs “Parkay”, Millennial Gray, Papyrus, Let Em Know, Fart Noise, BOOM BABY, New Jersey License Plate, Faded Piss, Serif Font, TJ Maxx, Golden Corral, Weth North/Wet NortSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Aces Sweep The WNBA FinalsThe Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest Storylines For The Coming Season And Also: Tab Monster Tendencies, TorONNo, Dynasty Colorways, High Stakes RPS, Lag Advantage, Grumpy Boys, The Banana Stand, Revenge Bodies, Podcast P, Skinny Zion, Poole Party In New Orleans, Praying For Buzelis, Wardrobe-Related Drama, All Caps PROBLEMS, Baby Stem Cells, Heat Culture, Alliterative Players, Shaolin Monks, Zenby, Zachramento, Beam Team, Cherry Blossoms, Tickle Me Pink, GO BOGGS!Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: WNBA Playoffs Recap/Finals Prediction, Napheesa Collier Calls Out The W, NBA Offseason Drama, Clippers Media Day And Also: Huckleberry Finn, Professional Talkers, Splash Cousins, Digestible Digestables, Mall Of America/Target Dresses, Mad Yikesy, HORSE Livestream Curse, Frozen Fist,  Brotherly Bang, Spicy Statements, Generic Playoff SuccessSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Hall Of Fame Inductions, WNBA Playoffs Begin, Kawhi Leonard Drama That Actually Happened: Adam & Mike Played In A Comedians Basketball Tournament And Also: The Stepien Rule, Rookie of the Year, Adam MamaWAWA, Rubber Duckies, Loose Kids, Physique & Gear, Pretty Boys, Sprinting Sports, Kevin Love Passes, Tyler Kolek, Cute Little Bangs, Spiciness In La La Land, Pigeon Coos Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Caitlin Clark Out For The Season & The Kawhi Leonard Clippers Drama 3-on-3 Draft: The Three Best/Worst Things To Do During A Game Of Pickup Basketball And Also: Thong Sandals, Middle School Dances, Tricky Layups, Rings-Oriented Organizations, Honey Deuces, Chalices, Carbon Credits, The Aspiration Dome, Live On Kenny ❤️Sponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sue Bird Gets Her Statue, WNBA Rookies Ballin Out, Injuries, Sun Sale Hits A SnagThat Actually Happened: The UC Berkeley Research On Touch Behavior Of NBA Players 3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst Free Food Giveaways At NBA Games And Also: Krunk Wolverines, Moon Mammoths, Wool Knickerbockers, Continuity Errors, Taco Toni, 100,000 Cheeseburgers, Seeded Grapes, Bags Of Sadness Sponsor: Tab for a Cause: Raise money for charity every time you open a new browser tab. Visit www.tabforacause.org/horse to start raising money today. Perfect for tab monsters like Adam! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Skinny Luka, Lynx Dominating The W, Neon Green…ObjectsThat Actually Happened: That Time Wemby Spent 10 Days At a Buddhist Temple3-on-3: The 3 Best/Worst NBA G-League Team Names And Also: F**k AJ, Plebes, Alco Alcoves, Dishoom, “LeBroniocentric”, Ethical Dollars, Capitalism Hellscape, Ball Reveres, The Great Reversal, Street Meat, Zendaya, The Gatorade League, The Haderers, Rich Fat Cats, Low Gators, The VangrooversSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: WNBA All-Star Weekend/Controversy, NBA Free Agency Signings/Betting Scandals 3-on-3: Adam’s 3 Realistic/Unrealistic Basketball Rule Change Ideas That Actually Happened: The Origins of Shaq’s Rap Career And Also: Old Wrinkly Naked Man, Jazz-Related Perks, Megan THEE Stallion/Kermit THEE Frog, Houston-based Entities, The Milwaukee Blip, The On Paper Clippers, Fourth Meal, Whataburger, 4 Point Specialists, The Shooting Stars Challenge, Fu-Schnickens, Def Jeff Vs Deaf Jeff, Shaq Knife, Aladocious Sponsor: Tab For a Cause! Raise money for charity in the easiest way possible by going to www.tabforacause.org/horseFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: WNBA Expansion, NBA Trades/Free Agent Frenzy An Interview With: Author (And Softball Teammate of Adam/Mike’s) Gabe HenryAnd Also: Booze Cruise, Wiggly Babies, Scooter Luggage, Practical King, Waive And Stretch, Red Ass, Simplified Spelling, Powdered Wigs, Feathered Quills, Crinkly Dirt, Nucular,  Repressed Horse Trauma, Mrs. Pramburger, LlamaphonesSponsor: Shaker and Spoon! Get $20 off your first box at www.shakerandspoon.com/horse!   Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Thunder Win The NBA Finals, NBA Draft Recap, Fever/Sun Game Gets SPICY! NBA Drama Draft Revisited: How Did Our Preseason Picks Turn Out? And Also: Welch’s/Martinelli’s, The ‘ic’ Team, Athlete’s Foot, HIPAA Violations, Clown Questions, Post-Podcast Premiere Picnic Parties, Free Talking, Bastille Day, Mountain Westish, Wide Brimmed Hats, Shrug Emojis, Kmart Knockoffs, Basketbrawl, Ballhalla, Grumbly Bits, Sag For Flagg, Pooper For Cooper Sponsor: Tipping Pitches Podcast <-- Click for a free trial of their patreon!Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times! Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoops HORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert. About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Recently featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.