Blood Bowl is All Luck

Merry Nufflemas from Zlurpcast!  Zlurpcast Year-End Blood Bowl Extravaganza Ho ho ho and praise Nuffle! The Zlurpcast crew closes out the year with a jam-packed Nufflemas special, stuffed tighter than a Goblin in a sack. Tournament Graveyard Winter Solstice Tournament (Texas) Xtreme and the legendary Dwarves Da 40 Miners brave the cold and the casualty box deep in the Lone Star State. Armada Games Season Kickoff (Florida) Jonny P takes the actors known as the Middenheim Thespians to the pitch to open the Florida Blood Bowl season in style. Is Games Workshop Battling Zlurpcast? We’ve got BloodBowlPodcast.com. The ball is in your court, Wendy. Segment Return: Good Dwarf / Bad Dwarf Fan-favorite segment returns with a deep dive into Star Players. Spoiler alert: Main Guy… likes them now. Character growth is real. Fan Fiction Spotlight Get the scoop on Xtreme’s Blood Bowl fan fiction epic: “The Big Ten Peaks” Follow the story and updates in the weekly newsletters. Zlurpcast: The Music The official Zlurpcast Spotify Playlist is live. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7LXCNxz4gfpeJToXuISEEr?si=Ao5e6dzoQ72HopIBZBNnWQ Perfect background noise for painting minis, theory-crafting rosters, or plotting revenge blocks. Around the Old World New Years Bash Radikal Skills Swag Alert Level up your Blood Bowl style with the best gear from Charlie Victor Products. Because looking cool matters, even when you’re getting surfed. Important Question What’s the proper protocol for a first Blood Bowl date? Lunch with another coach at a tournament: acceptable? Awkward? Mandatory? We discuss. Like Subscribe Share Pledge your allegiance to the Zlurp Nation Praise Nuffle, roll sixes, and we’ll see you pitch-side.

Blood Bowl Season 3 talk, STAY POSITIVE! (yeah, right) Also check out the new Charlie Victor M bag and find out if this is the end of dwarves for Xtreme?! Learn how Jonny P found the light with a re-introduction to Blood Bowl in a new gaming group. Also enjoy a reading from the Book of Nuffle... featuring Dworcs. Follow everywhere @zlurpcast and get yourself the cream of the crop of Blood Bowl accessories at CharlieVictorProducts.com What are your 3 favorite Bush songs?

🎙️ LIVE ZLURPCAST! 🍧🏈 We’re diving deep into all things Blood Bowl, Zlurpee, and beyond—with a wild crew of guests and a surprise prize winner! 💻 Watch on YouTube or join us live via Riverside with your own video cameo (there’s even a prize for participants!). 🟣 Zlurpee Talk: Favorite Zlurpee flavors—single, mix, or full “Suicide” Penguin-style Zlurpee Bowl hype & ZlurpNation.com merch (check out the Blood Bowl Friend shirt) Ball Licker tokens available now at CharlieVictorProducts.com or at Zlurpee Bowl 🏉 Blood Bowl News & Speculation: GenCon plans: 3 Blood Bowl tournaments + 1 Beach Bowl Chaos Cup: We’re both attending! Rumors of a new edition—what do we want changed? Which races we'd add or cut from the game Why no Blood Bowl betting yet? (C’mon, someone make this happen!) 🎲 Misc Madness: Don Russ for the bored (Who even is Don Russ?) Mystery Amazon package Legendary card oddities: Bill Ripken “F***face” & Griffey rookie Celebrity losses hitting us hard: Ozzy, Hogan, Theo 😢 👥 Special Guests: Scott Prime • Steve Kilowoggy • Mike • Schawn Hennesey (prize winner!) • Jeffro • Sean Cowley • Chris 👉 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe—and hit up the comments to tell us your favorite Blood Bowl race!

Get the best Blood Bowl swag around from the best (debatable) Blood Bowl Podcast around at CharlieVictorProducts.com Sean Cowley joins the show to talk news about Amorical Cup 2026! Xtreme and Sean also share stories from Ogre-Hio Bowl and why it's good (or bad) to stick with the same team all the time. Jonny P describes his breathtaking first glimpse of Xtreme from Chaos Cup 2004 decked out in full XFL garb. Last call for Zlurpee Bowl and get ready for the LIVE ZLURPCAST on July 24!

At any given Blood Bowl Tournament, can the Cool Guys offset the Shitbags? Also, why doesn't Xtreme think Da 40 Minrs need Pep Talks anymore? DORF or CHORF status, can you Slunk Out of Chaos Cup and say hi to Mickey instead?  Xtreme CG Rating of +3, Jonny P thinks he's at +15 but probably +7 We talk Cabbage in the Graveyard, and then we move to the Gorf of Amorica to talk Chaos Cup and even Narth Amorica! (am I doing the parody names right?) - maybe a stop in Tornado, Oh-die-o for Bounty Bowl. Bring your pieces! And a ZLURPCAST EXCLUSIVE about something that may be available at the Zlurpee Bowl store!

Get a Zlurpcast Exclusive about Zlurpee Bowl XIV that you won't hear anywhere else! Also, learn why a wealthy Xtreme (or Ratzi) would ask for his towels to be reheated and refreshed very often. Plus we'll cover the Radical Skillz and Snowbrawl Tournament in the Graveyard! Plus who is the best Dwarf Coach in Xtreme's Region for 2525 so far?!

Xtreme and Jonny P provide their 2024 Blood Bowl Tournament recap and a look to what we have planned next year! What If? Imagine eventually winning a Chaos Cup at some point but you are now too old and frail to even lift the trophy? Sad, bro. Key Takeaways to Become Better Keep Winning - Keep Grinning, fresh losses are important, Dennis Farina, Possibly owning a French friend in a drawer, Ryan is possibly made out of cabbage. Quotes to Memorize Before Next Episode "The badge doesn't make the Sheriff. You gotta kill a few outlaws." "Wouldn't it suck to be a Frenchman owned by a poolboy in Michigan?"

Recaps from White Skull Challenge, Goat-El Games and more. Listen if you dare with a QWERTY keyboard nearby! Who still likes Pepsi and Pizza? It's all luck mofos so be lucky and listen to this episode now.  Get your hands on the F Cancer Token from Charlie Victor by Nov 3rd!

Xtreme is not only the genius behind the amazing Blood Bowl event, Zlurpee Bowl, but he's the master of the "HOW COME" answer. Biran didn't show (dick) but Valdric did, so let's take a Zlurpcast TV spin on recapping ZlurpeeBowl XIII in the Tournament Graveyard. Bonus points for any Goley Mah themed teams next year! Hear about Jonny's near-victory in earning a set of fingers in an RPS tournament and his proven cheating paranoia winning strategy. (spoiler - paper 60%) Sidenote: Are we replacing dice rolls with fingers? "Math. The language of the world." - Jonny P Asterisk in Sol Doc-Cock's win as he didn't cure Mike of his cold during their match. Under investigation now. Hear about Jonny's new tournament idea that could make the fluffheads, statdorks, sluts, dweebies, and wastoids happy. Competitor Pro Tip: Kilowog's clipboard needs to be added to BigDealSwag.com immediately!   You'll be CHUMPING at the bit to listen to this one! GLUG GLUG GLUG for Schrodinger's Bone!

Second Sons and Headbangers Ball covered in the Tournament Graveyard while we go Around the Old World for a couple upcoming events in our area. The first half of this episode has a weird buzz in the background. Sorry folks. You would think using a real radio studio would be better quality. You would be wrong. Let's add a Saul Hudson ( / ) in there as the second half of this episode welcomes Steve Lemky to join us and talk about the Canadian Blood Bowl Major: Spike Tournament on Oct 5th and 6th Zlurpcast sponsored by Charlie Victor Products - the best Blood Bowl accessories around!