Ep. 176: Is That A Threat?

IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO CALL UP ON YOUR CULT. The vibe has shifted astronomically. It's sexy, it's culty, and it lasts from chapter 21 to 24. LET'S GO <3 <3 <3 Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

We can't wait to chat about this latest bit of MATE that is finally heating up!!! Unfortch we'll all have to deal with some anticipation since Maya is BASICALLY going on a Twilight vacation (wish her safe travels!). We'll be back in about a month. Happy hoa hoa season in the meantime, love ya!Write to us to complain at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

aka: "Do Mules Have Periods?"Fam, we read chapters 12-15 of Mate, and we continue to be baffled, bamboozled, and gobsmacked by some of Ali Hazlewood's narrative choices. This section has it all: (no) periodssweat(no) chairsFavored (bad)(no) sex lawsmoms (dead?)When do YOU think we'll dig up all these ledes?? Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

The Twilight Easter eggs continue in chapters 8-11 of Mate. We're still waiting for the kissing, though!Do you think Koen is hot or mean? Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

This episode features VERY STRONG Twilight vibes and we wouldn't want it any other way. We cover chapters 4-7 of Mate by Ali Hazelwood.Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

WE BACK!! Somehow this is our NINTH season (don't ask me how we were numbering these!!) and we're reading MATE by Ali Hazlewood Fam, we're a bit rusty but please listen anyway. We promise we're going to remember how to do a podcast, nine seasons in.Follow along! We read the Prologue through Chapter 3 in this episode.Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Our very short season of Bree Tanner comes to a close! We mourn Diego, wonder about some of Smeyer's narrative choices (who would we be if we didn't??), catch a glimpse of some faves, and await the second coming of Freaky Fred...We'll be reading MATE by Ali Hazelwood next! Don't miss it.When do YOU think Fred will return? Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

Riley tells some truths and some lies about the Cullens' gross yellow eyes. The newborns have clearly never taken an earth science class and they are big dumb but NOT BREE because she's not like other [girls] newborns. Only one Bree episode left??Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

It's episode two of our read through of THE SHORT SECOND LIFE OF BREE TANNER! It's time for the Volturi to show up and TRUSTTTT....they have practiced their choreo.Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com

We’re baaaaaack! And after many requests from y’all, we’re (finally) reading Short Second Life of Bree Tanner! And guys . . . this one has it all: crying prostitutes, zoned-out prostitutes, ANGRY pimps, STREET VIOLENCE, cheeseburgers of pain, and skilzzzzzz. What more could three junkie hoes ask for?Write to us at [email protected] the Coven! Follow us to catch our updates or subscribe for bonus eps and stickers over at Patreon.com/TwilightPhasePodcast.Please rate, review, and subscribe, and follow us @Twilight_Phase on Twitter and Instagram, Twilightphasepodcast.tumblr.com