A very Slanted Christmas: IV

Tales of yuletide wonder and low-tide horror!

Harry Beatnick wants to be the world's greatest beat poet, will his bongos help him beat the odds? 

In the criminal justice system crimes against the swift completion of a courier’s appointed route are considered especially heinous. In Milwaukee the dedicated Agents of the Inspector General’s office who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

When Linda Richards goes to the store she's tricked by a salesman with a devil tale and a devil beard into buying the most devilish method of heating food! And now all her precooked frozen chickens have come home to roost! 

Edmund Hadley wishes to be the first to summit Everest, but those dastardly Mountain pirates are doing their thing and it really gets in his way! 

Gertrude Fasola lived a simple life, its her death that's complicated! DOCTORS HATE HER!

Sometimes the only way to show off how good you are is to make someone else pay for it!

A PSA to all those good-for-nothing housewives out there. 

A Baron of industry comes to grips with his own mortality in the only way he knows how: throwing more money at the problem.

A man who has it all, but doesn't know what he wants.