<blockquote>In these clips, Mr Blobby talked to the economy, some royals went on holiday and I recount a painful procedure</blockquote>

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A bit of positivity

In these clips, credit card companies do something alarming, a new set of restrictive laws were passed and there was a problem with insects

Doing the boop-and-go

In these clips, there was porn in parliament, Smugg was posting creepy notes, Nadine Dorries showed how across her brief she was, and Elon Musk bought something to ruin.

The best PM we ever had?

In these clips from 2022, local elections were around the corner, a man looked at something he shouldn't have and we laughed at the prospect of a Liz Truss government.

Boris goes to jail

In these clips, a caller was concerned about sludge, a man splashed out on his pool, and there was an incident in the British Virgin Islands.

Splashing out

In these clips, we turned our noses up at food, there was a lot of partying going on, and we were mesmerised by an MPs 'do.

Tasteless

In these clips, I recall an encounter with a laser, Hazza was getting some stick, and there was a lot of Fabergé about.

The Bamboozling Homunculus

<blockquote>In these clips, we were introduced to a new fruit, Nadine said something silly, and Mr Blobby went to India</blockquote>

The whatabouts

In these clips, we were obsessing about a certain curiously topped MP, there was a LOT of Hazza and Sparkles stories and Mr Blobby was on tour

The Naked Fabby

In these clips, we were talking about a certain person's hair (not that one), I had a fuel bill shock, and there was an odd Nessie sighting.

What three things?

Comedy

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