Dakota's Ricotta: Wednesday, September 16th, 2026

1. Olivia Jade pokes fun at college admissions scandal with cheeky new Reformation campaign (Page Six) (27:35) 2. Travis Kelce Named as Victim in Multi-Million-Dollar Fraud Scheme by Prosecutors (PEOPLE) (36:39) 3. SLOMW Star Taylor Frankie Paul Allegedly Failed Multiple Drug Tests, Custody Time With Kids is Reduced (Reality Blurb) (44:24) 4. Sofia Franklyn Spills the Tea on Alex Cooper on Hulu’s ‘Get Real’ (Instagram) (57:17) 5. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Recap: Season 35 Kick Off Continues With Ladies Night & Another Elimination (Deadline) (1:04:08) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Ed Sheeran addresses Macklemore’s firing from tour over ‘Free Palestine’ speech backlash: ‘I am not complicit’ (Page Six) (24:09) 2. Melissa McCarthy and Clive Owen are spitting image of JonBenét Ramsey’s parents in first photo from new Netflix drama (Page Six) (38:42) 3. Why Dakota Johnson and Machine Gun Kelly escaped to Taylor Swift’s NYC apartment on date night: ‘They hit it off’ (Page Six) (45:37) 4. Amanda Seyfried and Thomas Sadoski Split After 9 Years of Marriage (PEOPLE) (1:00:55) 5. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Season 35 Premiere Recap: The Men Take The Lead In First Of Two-Night Kick Off & Someone Goes Home Already (Deadline) (1:05:43) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Taylor Swift Chats with Tom Cruise as They Cheer on Travis Kelce at First Chiefs Game of the Season (PEOPLE) (23:48) 2. Breaking down every Easter egg in Taylor Swift’s surprise Emmys 2026 cameo as album rumors swirl (Page Six) (32:19) 3. Mikayla Matthews Announces Shocking Exit from Mormon Wives After Hearing Recent News That Went ‘Against My Morals’ (PEOPLE) (40:17) 4. Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After ‘Free Palestine’ Speech (Variety) (51:44) 5. Stagecoach 2027 Lineup: Garth Brooks, Riley Green, Zach Top to Headline (Variety) (1:00:56) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:13:01) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Season 5 Recap (30:06) 2. Videos of KJ Biermann, 15, having sex with underage family member found on phone, prosecutor claims (Page Six) (58:38) 3. Lady Gaga welcomes first baby with fiancé Michael Polansky (Page Six) (1:04:51) 4. Meghan Markle Shares First Video Since Returning to the U.K. with Prince Harry, and Archie Has an Accent! (PEOPLE) (1:11:33) 5. ‘The Family Stone’ Sequel Set At Searchlight With Claire Danes, Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker & Many More Returning (Deadline) (1:18:04) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Aaron Rodgers claims ex-fiancée Shailene Woodley asked to sleep with someone else post-proposal (Page Six) (28:29) 2. Taylor Swift Confirms She’ll Be Attending the CMA Awards 2026 After 10-Year Absence: ‘I HAVEN’T YEE’D MY LAST HAW’ (PEOPLE) (41:17) 3. Paige and Tommy Paul Open Up Their Connecticut Estate, Complete With a Chicken Coop and a Tennis Court (Naturally!) (Architectural Digest) (45:58) 4. Brooks Nader Defends Going Topless in Front of Her Dad in Viral Photos, Says ‘He Didn’t Even Notice’ (PEOPLE) (55:41) 5. Sophie Cunningham Seemingly Drops Podcast Cohost West Wilson After Trans Athlete Debate (1:01:21) (US Weekly) - Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:07:18) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. ‘SNL’ Sets Inde Navarrette, Jalen Brunson, Dakota Johnson and More as Season 52 Hosts (Variety) (23:16) 2. Fans outraged at Harry Styles over ‘insane’ NYC concert ticket with eerie nod to 9/11 — 2 days before 25th anniversary: ‘Who approved this?’ (Page Six) (30:25) 3. Sydney Sweeney puts on ‘a show’ as she strips down in cheeky Novig ad (Page Six) (35:27) 4. Apple Introduces iPhone Duo, Its First Foldable Smartphone (Variety) (47:57) 5. Ella Langley, Miranda Lambert, Kacey Musgraves Lead Nominations for CMA Awards 2026 (POEPLE) (55:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Love Island’s Caleb McDaniel Stars in Campaign for Alix Earle’s Reale Actives (Instagram) (23:01) 2. Martha Stewart details eerie final conversation with JFK Jr. days before his death in ‘RHONY’ premiere (Page Six) (33:31) 3. Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky’s friends believe they eloped as couple remains out of the spotlight (Page Six) (39:18) 4. North West, 13, Headlines Her First Solo Concert in Chicago with Mom Kim Kardashian and Dad Kanye West’s Support (PEOPLE) (44:43) 5. Nathan Fielder’s Elizabeth Holmes Doc Met With Shock and Awe at Secret Screening (Vanity Fair) (55:19) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:03:41) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Earle Meets World Recap (28:39) 2. King Charles III Addresses Prince Harry & Meghan Markle's Royal Status After Move Back to U.K. (E! Online) (1:11:59) 3. Meet the Dancing with the Stars Season 35 Cast and Their Pro Partners (PEOPLE) (1:18:12) 4. KJ Biermann faces new reality if released from jail for ‘unbelievably serious’ sodomy, sexual battery charges (Page Six) (1:33:00) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Alex Cooper’s Unwell Beverage Business Is Coming to an End: Report (People) (28:14) 2. The punishment Bill Gates’s daughter Phoebe is most likely to face over Phia’s ‘cookie stuffing’ controversy (New York Post) (36:46) 3. Shay Mitchell's Company BÉIS Sells in $210 Million Deal (E News) (43:05) 4. Taylor Swift has solo night out in London as Travis Kelce returns to Chiefs practice post-wedding (Page Six) (46:28) 5. Instagram introduces a redesigned wordmark (Tech Crunch) (54:50) Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:00:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1. Alex Cooper Breaks Silence on Dave Portnoy’s Recent Allegation About Her Exit from Barstool Sports (Just Jared) (26:53) 2. Lakers Sold to Ex-Disney Chief Bob Iger and Karlie Kloss’ Husband for Record-Breaking $12 Billion (PEOPLE) (37:28) 3. Travis Kelce Calls Wedding to Taylor Swift ‘Best Night of My Life’ in First Comments (PEOPLE) (43:05) 4. Meghan Markle suffers awkward exchange with David Foster in viral video (Page Six) (51:32) 5. Whitney Leavitt Reveals She’s Returning to Broadway to Star in Just in Time After Breaking Box Office Records in Chicago (PEOPLE) (55:56) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices