58: Kajillionaires

Our hectic saga concludes! Darcy, Eggerton and Blat need all the help they can get to reach the Nexus and defeat the Shattering once and for all.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa KingSpecial guests: Kristi Boulton and Maggie MakarDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent Warning: War, death, comedy gore – and the end of the world.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As war begins, the party seek a way to reach the ancient tree, and are baffled by cryptic messages from beyond.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Carter Siddall and Marisa KingSpecial guests: Maggie Makar and Kristi BoultonDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent warning: war, bombs, death, apocalypse, existential crises, food safety violations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

As they prepare to do battle with the forces of evil, Blat, Darcy and Eggerton must embark on a new quest to find reinforcements. But first: shopping!Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Marisa King and Michael HowieDialogue editing and transcription: Michael HowieAdditional material and sound design: Eli McIlveenStory consultant: Laura PackerGame consultant: Stephen SmithContent Warning: Impending war, physical assault, tooth damage, innuendo, animal attacks and customer service nightmares.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The party meet more familiar faces – some who might actually be helpful and some who... yeah, no.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael HowieStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Explosions, comedy blood and gore, trauma, war, freakin' out, capitalism.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Blat, Darcy and Eggerton flee the forces of evil into a whirlwind of paradoxes and nightmares.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa KingStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Panic, hallucinations, falling from heights, murder, trauma, gory comedy deaths.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The clock is ticking, and the party's escape plan is going off the rails. But they're about to meet someone who seems to know all the answers.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter SiddallStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Dangerous elevators, mob violence and pooping. Yup.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy looks for answers, while Blat scrambles to keep the show going – and Eggerton is given a terrible task.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Marisa King, Carter Siddall and Michael HowieStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Electric shocks, overzealous security, panic, pain, explosions and questionable accents.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy is at sea, Blat is on top of the world – and Eggerton has a kitchen nightmare of a different kind.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Carter Siddall, Michael Howie and Marisa KingStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Electric shocks, tight spaces, panic, missing persons, institutional corruption, involuntary drug use, wheeling, dealing and reality television.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We'd like to introduce you to another of our very favourite roleplaying podcasts: Dumb Dumbs & Dragons!Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice podcast where improvisers who’ve never roleplayed before journey into the world of Dungeons & Dragons.Alyn, Quinny, Butthole and a variety of special guest stars (including Lil’ Pim Pim the Orc Warlord, Not-Peter-Baeylish and Ranger the Ranger) battle monsters, start unions and adopt wolves with humour, heart, and great characterization in a TTRPG run by DM Tom McGee!Episode 1.01 – Drinking Contests & Stolen TeethWe meet our band of intrepid heroes: "Alyn", a female half-elf wizard who’s never left the monastery and wants to know what it is to be human (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring); "Quinny Brownbarrow", a rogue halfling who escaped jail by serving his time (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt); and “Butthole Fartch”, a cleric of Moonhammer, the goddess of strength, joy and flatulence (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante)! They learn about each other and set off on their quest! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd)!Content warning: Swears, sexual humour and yes, stealing teeth.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Darcy's new allies come to the rescue – while Eggerton faces a monumental choice.Episode TranscriptGame Master: Sean HowardPlayers: Michael Howie, Marisa King and Carter SiddallStory Consultant: Laura PackerGame Consultant: Stephen SmithMusic and Sound Design: Eli Hamada McIlveenContent warning: Impending doom, angry animals, chaos, panic, more chaos, health code violations.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.