The Secret Men: Part 12 - Action Gumpin' with David Bell

Jason Pargin is back with the Secret Men for an episode full of nearby excitement, call refusals, and passionate marine reunions.

David Bell joins the ranks of The Secret Men for the reading of a long list of ridiculous names! Sorry, that was last episode. And the episode before. Coming up on this episode: A LONG LIST OF RIDICULOUS NAMES.

Rusty Shackles joins The Secret Men for a world of magical crime boys named shit like Bosco, Vojo, Qiklop the beautiful cyclops, and Kiki the Bird Baker. We're only making up one of those, and we're lying about making it up.

Mark Mahoney joins The Secret Men to read more from the autobiography of Frank Dux: the world's greatest lover, spy, karate master, and overall man of danger. This week: Pictures of babies he's proud of!

Dennard Dayle raises his hand and says "present!" for this episode of The Secret Men: The one where Frank Dux lists all the cool guys he knows, and their many crimes.

Lydia Bugg joins Robert Brockway and Seanbaby as Frank Dux delivers fatal sack-taps to ethnic stereotypes in the blasted winter wastes of Missouri!

Dirk Marshall joins the ranks of the Secret Men as Frank Dux battles the city of St. Louis in a thrilling search for Toots! Toots! TOOTS!

Seanbaby heads to the bathroom to recruit Brockway and guest, Eddie Doty, for this episode of Secret Men. Eddie reveals his mysterious connection to the world of Frank Dux! Frank Dux reveals he wasn't really connected to a thrilling spy story!

Is Frank Dux responsible for the UFC and violence in video games? No. Join Zak, Seanbaby, and Brockway as they search for the REAL answer, which is still "no."

Tom Reimann gains clearance to join the Secret Men as we find out why Frank Dux will never live up to his horseradish smackin' father. We also discover what makes a pudgy 13 year-old boy cry. The stakes have taken an abrupt downturn!