Princess Protection Program

We did it again! In this special minisode we go over our thoughts on the most recent Worlds Collide Tour, now featuring songs from Camp Rock! We attended the Minneapolis show on October 18th. Tune in to hear our opinions on the new cast, setlist, and if the show is worth going to.

It's good to be bad this week, because we're watching Descendants 3! Tune in as BenG, Kelsey, and Bay discuss how they're constantly eating cake in this movie, the logistics of permanently closing or opening the barrier, and how there's actually many ways to undo a curse from Maleficent's scepter.

What's spookier than twin witches? This Halloween we're celebrating by watching Twitches! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how the guardians think walking through walls is easier than using a door, the logistics of wearing gloves your entire marriage, and how there seems to be no citizens living in Coventry.

No, we're not watching Ice Princess this week, we're watching Go Figure! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how obsessed this movie is with Kristi Yamaguchi, the logistics of no school in America offering a figure skating scholarship, and how Katelin should take figure skating more seriously.

Hold on to your jingle bells, we're about to relive Christmas again and again! This week we're talking about the DCOM time loop movie Christmas...Again?! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how the main character probably spent 100 years reliving Christmas, the logistics of getting a 12 year old to play in a hockey game, and how it probably takes kids way longer to actually start helping people in a time loop.

This week we're all one and the same, because we're talking about Princess Protection Program! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how no one in this movie has an accent that makes sense, the logistics of funding the PPP, and how they ate pizza at least two nights in a row.

If this movie is so perfect, why does it feel so limited? This week we're joined by our friend Beans to talk about Pixel Perfect! Tune in as we discuss how different this movie feels in modern times, the logistics of holograms having free will, and how Loretta Modern always manages to do one more backflip than feels possible.

We're going back to Camp Rock! This week we're joined by Bay to talk about the brand new sequel Camp Rock 3! Tune in as we discuss how this movie focuses too much time on referencing the first two movies, the logistics of Connect 3 bringing a child on tour with them as an opening act, and how much we wish Rosie had a villain arc.

We have officially watched 100 DCOMs. So now let's rank them! Plus as a bonus, Kelsey found some juicy fanfiction to read!

This must be how it feels to fly, because this is our 100th episode! This week we're joined by Kelsey's nephew Caleb to talk about Cloud 9. Tune in as we discuss how mean everyone is at this snowboard school, the logistics of running a dog kennel/spa at a ski resort, and how career ending injuries are such an epic fail.