Hour 2: Ted Danson & Michael Schur On "A Man On The Inside"

It is a tradition unlike any other: A college-football upset. A sea of fans. A 45-foot yellow structure crashing down on the field and heading toward a river or frat house near you. But the tradition of destroying goalposts is under threat. PTFO correspondent and unhinged amateur thief Mickey Duzyj provides a how-to guide, after speaking with students, administrators, an executive at Big Goal Post and the one true expert who can help save a piece of football history: Saw Man. *Pablo Torre Finds Out does not (officially) condone storming football fields or stealing university property. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Witty is back in town for a call on Paramount Plus tonight, and he has joined the crew in-studio to share two takes that he hasn't been able to get off the ground since leaving the show revolving around soap dispensers and hard seltzers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're the last people you'd want to hear from on the Kendrick-Drake beef, but we do know a little something about mustard. Then, it's time for Against the Spread, Billy's Bryson Watch, and the Bucket of Death. Plus, Stan Van Gundy is down here in Miami and stops by the studio to discuss stories from all across the NBA with the crew. After sharing his thoughts on TNT keeping the production rights to Inside the NBA, Stan gives his opinions on the Dwyane Wade statue, the surprising Golden State Warriors, Joel Embiid and the mess in Philadelphia, why the Bucks got off to a slow start, LeBron's unprecedented career, and why he knows the Erik Spoelstra timeout gaffe will haunt Spo for the rest of his life. Also, who cracked open the Donald Trump door? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Greg Cote takes a Victory Lap after being very, very right about the Houston Texans, but it leads to a debate over Greg's weight and whether or not Dan could pick him up. Then, Mack Brown has been fired by the North Carolina Tar Heels, but instead of focusing on the details of his tenure at Carolina, we're back to weight talk. Whatcha think for ol' Mack Brown? 210? 220? More? Less? Does he weigh himself at Publix? Plus, Steve Hely is an author and comedy writer who wrote the book "How I Became a Famous Novelist," and he's here to give Stugotz a Top 5 Ways To Game The System And Land On The New York Times Best Seller List. Also, Urban Meyer doesn't seem to remember anyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Stugotz is going to be distracted all day as he monitors the sales of his Personal Record Book, but he's not going to apologize for that. That said, he does have the time to tell Lamar Jackson to do it in the playoffs even if he's headed toward winning a MVP. Speaking of MVP, Greg Cote thinks it's a shame Saquon Barkley has such low odds to win the award. Why can't we appreciate great running backs? Then, Tony delivers his Tony's Top 5 from the highest point in all of South Florida: the hill at Tropical Park. Tony touches Barkley and Brock Purdy and somehow celebrates a whole bunch of quarterbacks who lost games over the weekend. Plus, Dianna Russini is here to break down just how good Barkley and the Eagles are, Lane Johnson's impact, a QB who played like a "little chicken," Aaron Rodgers' market for next year, and tell us how she accidentally made Eric Mangini answer questions about coaching the Jets next season. She also offers praise for Stugotz's Personal Record Book and reads her blurb from the back cover. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Greg, Chris, Billy, Mike, and Roy. Greg Cote, despite 20 years of doing this show, is frazzled to begin the day, but today is not about him. Today is the official launch of Stugotz's Personal Record Book (stugotzbook.com) as Stu becomes an author before Dan. Stugotz explains exactly how the book came together, why the audiobook is slightly delayed, and why this project was definitely about the audience more than it was about the money. Then, Dan declares this week a "show me" game for Tua Tagovailoa and the Miami Dolphins. Billy criticizes the show for selectively editing words said by a disembodied voice near him on yesterday's show about Tua and the Fins, and Greg explains why Tua has been one of the elite QBs in the NFL this season. Plus, Dan Stanczyk is the real author behind Stugotz's Personal Record Book and joins the crew to discuss the dynamics between him and Stugotz as they pieced together this book that will definitely be a New York Times Best Seller. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week on Good Follow: Former pro soccer player and current analyst, Jordan Angeli joins Good Follow to preview the NWSL championship and look ahead to the 2025 season with a game of “Reboot, Reload, Rerun”. Then, Megan and Logan discuss the Women’s College Cup. Finally, Megan shares her NWSL DraftKings picks of the week and Logan shares her latest Good Follow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Billy has been locked in on watching Bryson DeChambeau's TikTok to see whether or not he can actually hit a golf ball over his house onto a putting green and into the hole for a hole-in-one. Will Bryson ever pull it off? Also, WITTY IS HERE??????????????? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We know it's a football Monday, but Jeremy pointed out a Shohei Ohtani stat to Dan about his 3rd unanimous MVP Award that must be discussed. Is Chris Cote's idea for an Ohtani podcast with Nikola Jokic the best or worst idea ever? Then, Billy claims Jason Kelce may have gotten one over on his brother Travis, and the crew bullies Dan into joining the show's Listener League. Plus, friend of the show Mike Schur and his muse Ted Danson join Dan, Stu, and the Shipping Container to discuss their new show "A Man On The Inside." Schur and Danson discuss the origins of the show, their partnership in making television, how to measure success in the modern age, what they both do when shows are released, and how they pick their projects, but don't worry, we saved time for Schur to get infuriated over the Miami Heat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Elle Duncan took out Daniel Jones for his prepared statement after being benched by the Giants, and Rich Gannon and his co-host unleashed fury (and let's be real, sexism) in their response. The New York Giants were handed yet another loss this weekend and Malik Nabers was not happy about it, but how fun was Baker Mayfield on the other side in that one, huh? Then, can the Miami Dolphins offense win in the cold? Can they possibly go on the road and win a playoff game? Would that be considered a successful season? Chris Cote has questions, and Billy and Dan try to pin each other down on what result would make it a good year for Miami. Plus, Lucy goes Off-Rohding at "The Game" between Harvard and Yale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices