Hour 1: The Best Thing In Purple Since Prince (feat. Kathleen Turner & Fibula, the Vampire)

LUKE KENNARD ACTIVATES SNIPER MODE Juju and Trysta kick things off with the INSANE buzzer-beater that saw Luke Kennard win it for the Lakers in dramatic fashion — one of the wildest finishes of the season.From there, the chaos continues as they dive into March Madness, including the Florida Gators making noise, St. John’s staying hot under their winning coach, and the Vanderbilt game that had everyone talking.The conversation heats up with Miami’s performance, plus major NBA storylines — including Luka’s shocking suspension, the return of Jalen Williams, and Steph Curry back in action.This episode is packed with clutch moments, controversy, and tournament madness you don’t want to miss. Tap in for all the takes, reactions, and debates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Once as a listener and once as a seer." Greg calls South Beach Sessions Dan's "career opus," which suddenly turns Dan back into a writer for no discernible reason. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Is he an eagle or is he a turkey?" Brad Williams is going to the bathroom too much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's where he told Chi Chi to grab the yayo." It's hard to believe, but Joe Biden called Greg Cote last week and left him a voicemail. Even harder to believe? Biden ALSO had post-cruise voice. Plus, iguanas at the Miami Open, Zaslow's greatest theatrical performance, an update of the Looks Like tournament, and the Top 5 Teams and Athletes 'Roy' Likes To Watch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'm fascinated by the Waymo." Dusty May is well on his way to winning a National Title at Michigan, so we spend the majority of our time with him sending Zas into a driverless car, forcing him to talk about Boca Raton, and playing a game of May or May Not where Dan seemingly has no idea how to ask a question. Also, did you know Dan grew up in a market? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Being in love means never having to say you're sorry." Jeremy is Roy, Roy is Siegfried, and Dan is annoyed. But last night, the Spurs took it to the Heat as Miami lost its fifth straight game, but we'll tell you the biggest takeaway: Victor Wembanyama is worth the price of admission. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Amin, Jeremy (Roy), Mike, and Roy (Siegfried). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He was disappointed that the women seemed happy." Dan wants the crew to discuss the success of Project Hail Mary, but Amin and JuJu leave him No Other Choice but to talk Peter Parker and them boys. Plus, JuJu has, according to Dan, some free game that has no cost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"As a woman, I am very, very something about that." Rachel Nichols stops by to take a tour around the NBA, including the best results for the Knicks and the Lakers, Wemby's unprecedented excellence, and the 'sucky' 65-game rule, but as a woman, she also has very strong thoughts on Zaslow's willingness to ignore Jury Duty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Ethan! Come in here and show us your bruise!" Zas and Chris are exhausted after getting dominated in a street hockey tournament over the weekend. Plus, Dan is fascinated by whatever is going on that's keeping Christian Wilkins out of the league, but quick! Which one is controversial: The Pussycat Dolls, Josie & The Pussycats, or Pussy Riot? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I punch back." Did you think a bunch of NFL stars could lose a flag football game to non-NFL athletes? Do you think Papi could beat up Laker fans? Is it possible for Luka to rack up the most technical fouls of all time? Will Amin's Weekend Observations allow the show to speak freely? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices