Rating candy part 1

In this episode we explained why we have not been uploading recently, and before we watch it we apologize for our rustiness. We were rustier than metal eating h2o with extra oxygen. So like h30. And besides that we talk about our experiences in online school and talk about what we've been doing for the last few months.

In this episode we talk about the top 10 greatest inventions of all time. We cover everything from the blender, to the wheel and more! We even have a few honorable mentions. Also, Thomas is incredibly delusional and can't function properly. Sorry we couldn't get this episode out sooner, but we did our best. Listen to this episode and all of the others and tell your friends and family about us. Bye!

In this episode we cover how to swim (interesting stuff there), how to teach people how to swim (fascinating piece of advice in that section), and how to trick or treat (we have special tricks that let you get more candy). You will find this episode helpful and full of great advice that will blow your mind. Now, stop reading this and go listen to the podcast. Wait, before you go, tell your friends and family about our podcast. 

We rate the top 10 dumbest and coolest ways to die, everything from Elmo to dog poop, and accents are hard to do for 30 minutes straight. You would not believe some of the things on this list and they have all "actually happened" before in real life (maybe, probably not but maybe they did and we want to say that they did if they did. Also we have a bonus clip with an ASMR segment. Enjoy!

Today, we have our first ever interview on the show. She is Thomas's sister, and has just graduated middle school. We ask important questions about different topics and learn very important things about cheese, like cheese puns. We also have a karaoke battle which did not end as expected and it turns out we have terrible singing voices and should never sing lead in a band. Lastly, we revisit the topic of jokes and have a great time. 

In this episode, we receive fan mail from our premium gold fan club (which we didn't know existed) from all around the world. Our fans wrote very thoughtful letters asking for help with upcoming events, and we answer their questions and set them up for success. It turns out we are very popular in Russia. If you are reading this mom, HI MOM IM FAMOUS IN RUSSIA NOW, YYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY

Today we discuss important business (NOT) and we learn that Thomas is the funny one. First off we try to make a theme song (did not go as planned) and then do the battle of the century. We have our very first interview, well... sort of. Let's just  say you hear someone's voice who isn't ours. Then we do it what we do best, goof off, get sidetracked, and talk about random stuff.  Side Note: Thomas is a very sleepy boy  Another Side Note: Watch it again and share it with people  Final Side Note: Stock up on canned meat for the zombie apocalypse

In this episode we finish rating all of the candy and create a top 5 list. We also share a little bit of funny memories and jokes, and there was a tiny incident with a VICIOUS PREDATOR but we survived. This episode is way better edited and should make more sense

We rate candy and talk about candy as well as coming up with an outro and talking about stuff. Also, if you already listened we figured out how to add in sponsors after we finished it.

We will publish every Thursday