11-4 - The Everwood

Eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest. But we delivered the bomb. [Content Warning: Racist Pigs, Insular Halflings, Petty Kings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers...that's pretty much the whole thing. [Content Warning: Steven Soderbergh Cuts, Super Soaker, A Second Super Soaker] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang begins their journey to Highspear and end up stumbling upon the Halfling Lands. [Content Warning: Lazy Punchlines, Insecure Water Fowl, Morgan Freeman-esque Stumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Perell tries to re-establish the stakes and pin down the narrative while literally everyone else becomes obsessed with "Buffet Strategies". [Content Warning: Prawns, Danishes, Visible Poop] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids' codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin's broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard. [Content Warning: Childhood Codependence, Lifeguard Fights, Speedo Kids] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Vyng returns to Hybernia to resolve his gesh and save his father. Meanwhile, Billie and Tuk teach Victor how to play Sorry. [Content Warning: Enraged Elephant Seals, Marble Bribes, Sad Dads] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks! [Content Warning: Surprise Religious Conversions, Rotten Buns, Gossipy Wizards] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream. [Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

....your road is coming to an end. [Content Warning: Creation Myths, Gaslighting Gods, Imps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister. [Content Warning: Stepdad Stuff, Schindler's List References, Failed Puns] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t