Pounded In The Butt By The Unexpectedly Early Arrival Of Christmas Decorations, read by Stephen Winter

Chuck learns lessons from ghosts after falling asleep on bad milk. Starring, in order of appearance: Chuck Tingle as Chuck Tingle Jeffrey Cranor as Son Jon Cecil Baldwin as Truckman Becky Lovell as Sweet Barbara Meg Bashwiner as Chuck’s Mom Hal Lublin as Chuck’s Dad Chuck Tingle as Reverse Twin Jacquelyn Landgraf as Chloe Joseph Fink as Ted Cobbler Written by Chuck Tingle. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Nick Radford, an independent professional wrestler, performs the classic tale of a man who is chased down by a new unit of unicorn cops on inline skates after he attempts to steal a tasty taco. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Helen Zaltzman, host of the Allusionist podcast, performs the classic tale of a man who is seduced by a day of the week after a miscommunication with his boss. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Do you hear what I hear? A special holiday episode of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast! Stephen Winter, co-creator of the new podcast Adventures in New America, performs the classic tale of a man whose silent night is interrupted by the physical manifestation of his worst fear, who is handsome. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor, Sound Designer, and Composer: Vincent Cacchione Recording Engineer: Will Stanton Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Dearest Scooter (a.k.a. Drew Ackerman), host of the Sleep With Me podcast, performs the classic tale of an anxious man who is comforted by the living manifestation of the realization that I’m okay and everything will be alright, whom he finds floating in the ocean. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real” by Caged Animals, covered by Jonathan Mann Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Gaby Dunn, host of Bad With Money, performs the classic spooky tale of a ghost hunter who experiences a supernatural seduction at a bed and breakfast. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real,” Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

M Lamar, musician and co-host of the Fluid Exchange podcast, performs Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost, a classic tale that will remind every listener of the importance of oral health. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real,” Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

James Urbaniak, actor and creator of Getting On with James Urbaniak, performs this classic tale of a man whose life is forever changed by a chance encounter with a wealthy investor who knows a good butthole investment when he sees one. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real,” Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Former child star and current adult podcaster Danny Tamberelli performs Fake News, Real Boners, the classic tale of a man who has some doubts about the news posted on Buttbart.com. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real,” Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink. http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com

Performer and writer Becca Blackwell performs Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time, the classic tale of a quarterly investors meeting gone wrong. Written and hosted by Chuck Tingle. Get the book on Amazon. A Night Vale Presents production. Becca’s performance directed by Ellie Heyman. Editor: Grant Stewart Composer and Sound Designer: Vincent Cacchione Producer: Christy Gressman Assistant Producer: Adam Cecil Theme Song: “Proving Love Is Real,” Caged Animals Logo: Chuck Tingle Very special thanks to Joseph Fink http://poundedinthebuttbymyownpodcast.com