REPLAY: Donald Trump's Official Portrait is a MASTERCLASS in Trolling

Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.) takes a spill. Time travel with Pat! Hillary Clinton was behind the Russia hoax scam, and the evidence has surfaced. Will there be any legal repercussions? Kamala Harris has a new book … so how many copies will it sell? Joe Biden shows up in Chicago, and it’s a riveting time for all. Millionaires among us. Meet the trillion-dollar companies. American Eagle pushes back on critics. AI is everywhere, from George Floyd to Sydney Sweeney to Amy Klobuchar. More time travel fun! Tariff day is here! Coffin delivered to a congressman's house. Democrat representatives don’t like law and order for immigrants. Gavin Newsom thinks way too highly of California. What the White House ballroom will look like. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Coldest Inauguration Day in 40 years. New senator from Florida! Official photographs of Donald Trump and JD Vance released. REMINDER: Joe Biden promised to cure cancer. Joe Biden’s final White House tour. Kamala Harris says goodbye but vows to return. PatHead Rowdy Introvert created an AWESOME song for the show! Toilet paper made out of recycled diapers. "Brad Pitt" conned a woman out of $850,000. Donald Trump appoints "envoys" to Hollywood. Pat is tired of tipping EVERYWHERE. Israel-Hamas deal is back on! Congratulations to Grandpa Jeffy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Israel and Iran are at war … will the rest of the world get dragged into it? California Democrat Senator Alex Padilla gets detained after lunging at Secretary Kristi Noem. No one is above the law. Big update in the Harvey Weinstein trial. Music legends pass away. Is President Trump softening on immigration? Trump: No more windmills. Trump is no king, as evidenced by recent court rulings. Conspiracy theories are fact more often than not. Miracle survivor from plane crash in India. Elmo appears in Congress. Defense secretary asked about possible U.S. plans to invade Greenland and Panama. Tim Walz had a long day in front of Congress. The show learns a new word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Suspect in the Brown University shooting kills himself as police close in. Antisemitic dance in the NFL averted. Going through the sound-clips machine. Former NASCAR driver Greg Biffle and his family died in a plane crash yesterday. The Lumbee Tribe of North Carolina became officially recognized by the federal government. President Trump to make an announcement at 1 p.m. ET. Merry Christmas and Happy New Years! See you PatHeads on Jan 5. 2026! 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:17 Last Show of the Year! 00:33 Pat Gray Countdown 04:30 Brown University Shooter Found & Killed! 11:39 Football Controversy 16:27 Start of Audio Retrospective 18:51 Barack Obama in 1995 21:18 George W. Bush Abandoning Free Market 21:50 ABC News Reporter on Obama 22:54 Obama Gets It 25:46 Obama's Friend in Trouble 26:21 Al Gore Message to the Youths 28:16 Joe Biden Montage 31:37 Kamala Harris - Significance of the Passage of Time 32:45 109.9 the Big Frog 33:52 Nancy Pelosi Tells Biden to Drop Out 36:01 Barack Obama on China & India 37:12 Anita Dunn Speech 39:46 Tim Walz on Anti-Freedom 43:31 Illegals in America - Law is an Artificial Construct 44:29 Gay Activist on Marriage 48:55 Greg Biffle & his Family Perish in Plane Crash 50:14 FLASHBACK: President Trump Recognizing Lumbee Tribe 51:42 The Lumbee Tribe NEEDS Internet 56:44 Cherokee Nation Song 59:08 Caller Jeff 1:00:58 Caller Kevin (Pennsylvania) 1:01:54 WHAT'S THAT?! WHO PAYS YOUR SALARY?! 1:03:08 Jeff Fisher: Best That You Can Do 1:04:05 High-School 2001: A Space Odyssey Theme 1:05:03 Caller Bob 1:06:31 Caller Kevin (Oklahoma) 1:08:11 Caller Connie 1:08:42 Alex Jones' Gay Frogs 1:09:28 Alex Jones Weeps for the Children 1:13:41 Caller Leanne 1:14:17 Go Tell It on the Mountain 1:16:39 Caller Linda 1:17:00 Bronko Nagurski 1:20:28 Tweet Regarding Taylor Swift's Bonuses to Staff 1:23:20 Caller Brian 1:24:06 Caller Alan 1:25:58 Alec Baldwin has No Phone Calls Coming In 1:27:49 Alec Baldwin's Angry Voicemail 1:32:00 Caller Nick 1:33:34 Animal Sacrifices in Hamtramck, Michigan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Remains of the deceased National Guard soldiers return home. President Trump gives a speech about the state of the U.S. economy and promises that better days are ahead. What’s happening with the Brown University investigation is inexcusable on so many levels. America’s favorite Christmas movies. What is Powerball up to? Who will the Democrats nominate in 2028? Unanswered questions continue from Australia's mass shooting. Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) is accused of even more immigration fraud. Meet a typical Democrat voter. Taylor Swift gives away massive Christmas bonuses to her staff. The pope accepts a famous cardinal’s resignation from his position as an archbishop. Assisted suicide now legal in the state of New York. Another narco-terrorist boat gets blown up. Piers Morgan vs. Candace Owens. A Gaza board of peace has been established.  President Trump’s new wall of shame. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:19 Pat's Jimmy Stewart Impression 03:07 US Soldiers Return Home 04:33 Taxes Going Down in 2026? 05:42 $1776 Warrior Dividend 06:47 Democrats Aren't Happy with $1776 Dividend 08:41 President Trump's 'By the Numbers' 13:20 Dan Bongino Leaves the FBI 13:45 President Trump Asked about Dan Bongino 18:00 Providence Police Chief has Found NO New Evidence?! 18:46 Providence Police have NOT Communicated with Brown University Witnesses?! 20:43 Providence Police Asked about Camera Removed from "Old" Building 32:21 Fat Five 36:34 Chewing the Fat??? 44:49 Kamala Harris 2028? 49:07 Bondi Beach Survivor Speaks Out 54:28 CNN Pushes Back on Ilhan Omar's Lies 59:07 Debbie Wasserman Schultz on the Biggest Threat in America 1:07:33 Liberal Chick Doesn't Even Know What a Woman Is 1:08:42 Taylor Swift's Surprise Bonuses for her Staff 1:12:28 Cardinal Dolan Retires 1:16:02 MAID is Coming to New York 1:19:46 Candace Owens VS. Piers Morgan: Brigitte Macron Has a Penis? 1:22:30 Candace Owens VS. Piers Morgan: Who Killed Charlie Kirk? 1:29:18 Gaza Board of Peace Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s almost Christmas! FBI and local police aren’t inspiring confidence in the wake of the Brown University shooting. What is the deal with sign language interpreters at press conferences? $800,000 pennies! Tim Walz is running for a third term as Minnesota governor. Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) update on the narco-boat strikes. Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) expresses disappointment in the GOP House. Whoopi Goldberg goes after President Trump, then quickly backtracks. Pat goes off on climate change fear porn. James Carville is gross … still. Minneapolis police chief laments ICE raids. Streaming prices then and now. Inside the Candace Owens meeting with Erika Kirk … or not. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:32 PGU Holiday Schedule 04:41 Jeffy's Knee Surgery 09:50 NEW Enhanced Footage from Brown University 13:56 No Cameras Installed on Nearby "Old" Buildings??? 19:30 Brown University President Doesn't Have a Clue 28:03 Gait Match? 35:11 Fat Five 50:14 Paris VS. Texas 54:00 Markwayne Mullin on Narco Boat Strikes 57:38 Tim Burchett is Upset? 59:47 Whoopi Goldberg Forced to Issue ANOTHER Apology to Donald Trump 1:06:30 Climate Change 1:12:04 Our Kids are Brainwashed 1:20:00 James Carville's Nasty Trump Rant 1:21:43 Minneapolis Police Chief's Update on ICE Raids Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thank you for the Christmas gifts and cards! Was the shooting at Brown University a targeted attack? New footage of Brown University suspect. President Trump’s message about the murder of Rob Reiner murder is indefensible. Quicksand rescue! Electricity prices up, gas prices down. More narco boats blown up by the Trump administration. Anti-American group busted for New Year’s Eve bomb plot. Fundraising for Joe Biden Presidential Library not going well. More heroes emerge from the Australia massacre. $18 trillion taken in from tariffs?? Erika Kirk and Candace Owens meet … now what? Meet the Somali freeloader. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 02:59 More Information on Rob & Michele Reiner's Deaths 03:50 Brown University Shooter Updates 14:42 Bigfoot is in Rhode Island? 15:53 President Trump on Brown University Shooting 19:50 President Trump Classifies Fentanyl as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction"? 21:48 President Trump on Ending the Filibuster 24:28 President Trump's thoughts on Rob Reiner 33:31 Fat Five 43:30 DeSoto VS. Southlake Football 51:27 LA Bomb Plot Stopped 1:08:51 Streaming Wars 1:17:32 Bondi Beach Massacre Update 1:18:52 President Trump on $18 Trillion in Tariffs 1:26:37 Erika Kirk Meets with Candace Owens 1:28:02 Jennifer Welch Wants to Boycott CBS 1:31:59 Somali's Message to Americans 1:33:47 Somali Immigrant Ends Up in Russia instead of England 1:34:37 British Boy on School Lessons in the UK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Rob Reiner and wife stabbed to death in their home. Reiner’s words following Charlie Kirk’s murder. Erika Kirk to meet with Canace Owens today. Horrific video of the massacre in Australia. The Australian prime minister has some questions to answer. Senator Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) is absolutely tone-deaf after a tragedy, much the way President Barack Obama was. Brown University shooting, and the suspect remains at large. Miracle on Ice 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team visits the White House. President Trump discusses the murder of U.S. soldiers in Syria. Army-Navy game gets a visit from President Trump. Minnesota Governor Tim Walz (D) appears to refuse to condemn Somali fraud in his state. Stephen Miller responds to Tim Walz and the Somali invasion of America. Confirmed: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) was married to her brother. Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas) has a message about immigrants. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:30 The Deaths of Rob & Michele Reiner 02:28 FLASHBACK: Rob Reiner Reacts to Charlie Kirk's Death 04:44 Candace Owens will Meet with Erika Kirk 10:36 Terror Attack at Bondi Beach, Australia Hanukkah Celebration 14:32 'Hero of the Day' at Bondi Beach! 17:55 Dead Terrorist Father was on a Tourist Visa? 18:53 FLASHBACK: Australia Censors Church Stabbing Back in 2024 20:49 FLASHBACK: Australia's Prime Minister on Islamophobia 3 Months Ago 23:17 Message from Bondi Beach Survivor 27:04 Chuck Schumer's Tone-Deaf Sunday Message 32:34 Brown University Shooting 33:58 Brown University President had No Clue What was Happening?! 35:06 USC Women's Basketball Coach Speaks Out after Brown University Shooting 37:41 Brett Smiley on Shooting 'Person of Interest' being Released 40:38 Fat Five 50:37 President Trump Reacts to Attack in Syria 53:34 President Trump's Army-Navy Coin Toss 1:00:22 President Trump Receives a New Hat 1:01:41 President Trump on Ilhan Omar 1:06:05 Joe Biden Out on the Football Field? 1:10:03 Tim Walz is Back on the Mic 1:16:41 Stephen Miller Responds to Tim Walz 1:20:37 Ilhan Omar DID Marry her Brother!!! 1:31:11 Angel Mom Speaks Out 1:33:19 Jasmine Crockett Says "We Done Picking Cotton!" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Maryland Man" Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from ICE custody but due back in court today. The White House explains the state of the economy. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem accosted by hecklers and Democrats at the Capitol yesterday. Jeffy is very concerned about President Trump’s hand. Glassdoor’s word of the year is "fatigue." Would you want to have a warm Christmas or a frigid Christmas? Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer smirks in court. Nicolas Maduro: "Don’t worry ... be happy ... and just spits ... not war." Important cases in front of the Supreme Court right now. Kansas City has some serious restrictions on "holiday" displays at City Hall. Kris tries to explain Three Kings Day. Is the Michigan coach scandal a taint on "all black men"? 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:27 Maryland Man Released 04:23 State of the US Economy 08:40 Obamacare Subsidies are About to Expire 11:41 White House on President Trump's Hand Bandages 17:15 Kristi Noem Accosted by Protesters on Capitol Hill 19:23 Fake Cardinal Protests Kristi Noem 21:21 Bennie Thompson SUCKS! 22:29 Seth Magaziner is a LIAR! 26:59 Shri Thanedar Calls for Kristi Noem to Resign 28:01 President Trump Impeached?...THINK AGAIN! 33:22 Caller Kent 35:32 Fat Five 48:37 Caller Dawn 49:35 Caller Paula 51:02 Stephen Miller Calls Out CNN 54:39 Tyler James Robinson's Court Appearance 1:02:30 Maduro Sings to Trump - "Just Spits, Not War"? 1:06:12 Caller Tim 1:13:03 Two Important Cases in front of SCOTUS 1:30:38 Ryan Clark's Weird Rant about Sherrone Moore Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is "Home Alone" a Christian movie? Fed Chairman Jerome Powell announces another interest rate cut. How is the economy right now? The U.S. seizes an oil tanker near Venezuela. James Carville is ranting yet again. Michigan fires its football coach after a scandal erupts at the school. Trump pays a visit to Marine One pilots. Kris has a fun experience at the airport. Tipping is out of control. Comparing the tax rates of the founding fathers' era to today. Erika Kirk addresses things being said around the murder of Charlie Kirk. Somali-connected fraud extends to numerous areas of the United States. Racism against white people continues across America. Boston raised the Somali flag. Hilary Swank airport issue. 00:00 Pat Gray UNLEASHED! 00:14 Christmas is Almost Here! 02:27 Is Home Alone a Christian Movie? 07:53 Another Rate Cut by Feds 10:21 President Trump Explains the Economy Today 14:00 President Trump's 2026 Tax Plan will Go into Effect 18:54 Trump Administration Seizes Venezuelan Tanker 21:23 FBI Serves Warrant to Venezuelan Tanker 22:25 James Carville's Weird Rant about Toast 31:45 Fat Five 48:21 Tipping in America 57:07 Taxes were NOT Supposed to be Permanent 1:07:30 Erika Kirk Responds to Haters 1:12:42 Somali Fraud in Maine 1:17:21 Weird Start to Nashville City Council Meeting 1:18:07 Whiteness in America 1:23:15 James O'Keefe Date Goes Wrong 1:28:57 Somalians in Texas? 1:32:42 Don't Photograph Celebrities Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices