Myths and Legends of Polynesia - Episode 1

We're not dead! We're just really tired and/or busy, so here's an episode to that effect.Seb and Sarky finally manage to get some time to chat after possibly the Longest Christmas Ever, and we DO manage to talk a little bit about the Taniwha (Pronounced "TAN-ee-fa"), although as Sarky is trying to also keep an 11-week old puppy from chewing his things, dogs feature rather more than was planned...

IT IS MLOPTOBER TIME TO GET SPOOKYAhem. This episode covers a Hawaiian urban legend, wherein the ancient dead rise up and march across the islands for reasons unknown, unless their purpose is to scare the poop out of tourists.Contact us: MLOPpodcast AT gmail.com or @MLOPpod on TwitterFind Seb: 21stcenturyhack.com or ko-fi.com/sebindleyFind Sarky: www.patreon.com/Sarklor or ko-fi.com/Sarklor

Today's tale is The Shark And The Octopus. It's short, but it reminds Sarky of terrible scifi monster films and he also has A Lot to say about a video game featuring a Horrible Goose. Seb has had A Month, and trying to evade ALL THE FESTIVALS was only part of it.Contact us: MLOPpodcast AT gmail.com or @MLOPpod on TwitterFind Seb: 21stcenturyhack.com or ko-fi.com/sebindleyFind Sarky: www.patreon.com/Sarklor or ko-fi.com/Sarklor

Seb recounts the Māori creation legend, while Sarky rambles, sometimes coherently, about vaguely related things including the Scyfy channel, his recent spinal surgery, and how he will never stop saying "mlop".

"The Gang Makes a Podcast"Seb and Sarky have a chat laying out the basics and the general plan for the following episodes. Along the way: Deep fried Mars bars, fuzzy cows, and the Duolingo owl's passion for violent threats.