Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

Bleh! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins find some spooky Hutch to celebrate this Halloween season as they watch one of the least convicing attempts at starting a trilogy of all time, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. They nipitck the freaks, the cirque, and of course the spiders.   Recommendations DJ - The Night Cage (board game), Villainous (board game), Mansions of Madness (board game), Betrayal at House on the Hill: 3rd Edition (board game) Diggins - Good Time on the Clocktower (kickstarter) Nando - Absolute Batman (comic), Hysteria! (show)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

'tis the season This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel to the middle of the planet to celebrate this wonderful month of Hutchtober by watching a movie that somehow made more money than Joker 2, Journey to the Center of the Earth. They nitpick the plants, the plates, and of course the goo.   Reccomendations DJ - The Great British Bake Off (show), Spirit Island (board game) Diggins - The Wild Robot (movie) Nando - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (tv show), Sanctuary (movie)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

They weren't lying. It's not a musical. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins frolic down those iconic stairs for what is almost certainly the last time to watch the movie that asked the question: "Why though?", Joker: Folie à Deux. They nitpick the songs, the dances, and of course the rest of it.   Recommendations: DJ - Cards Against Humanity Voting Initiative (Super PAC), Love is Blind (series) Diggins - My Old Ass (movie) , Spider-Man vs Paul - Why Are Fans So Mad? (video) Nando - It's What's Inside (movie), Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (series)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

Go back to the p-o-o-o-o-d. This week Nando DJ and Diggins venture the the completely original city of New Rome to watch a hudred and fifty million dollars evaporate before our eyes and watch this year's strangest movie, Megalopolis. They nitpick the Megalon, the children, and of course the future.   Recommendations DJ - Josh Johnson: Diddy's Collapse Untouchable to Indicted (stand up special) Diggins - The Substance (movie) Nando - The Substance (movie), Thermoelectric cooling: it's not great. (youtube video), The Narcissist Scare (youtube video)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

Trans rights! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins race over to the classic Transformers speedway right besdies the non transforming mining disctrict to watch the movie that everyone says is the best one of these by default, Transformers One. They nitpick the bots, the mines, and of course the cubes.   Recommendations DJ - Wavelength (board game) Diggins - The Penguin (show) Nando - The Penguin (show), Agatha All Along (show), Blink Twice (movie), Dazzler (comic), The Onion (newspaper)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

True trash never dies. This week Nando DJ and Diggins dive down down down into the depths fo cinema to watch a movie so rough, it makes Borderlands look like and Oscar contender, 2024's The Crow. They nitpick the guns, the sex, and of course the subway station.   Recommendaitons DJ - Stereophonic (play) Diggins - The Outsiders (musical), My Cousin Vinny (movie) Nando - Subservience (movie), The Deliverance (movie), Dark Web (comic event)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman

The ghost with the most (tangential plotlines) is back! This week Nando and DJ take a dance down to the underworld and watch the movie that brings back everyone except two specific people although you get waaaaay more of one than you'd expect, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. They nitpick the ghosts, the books, and of course the sharks.   Recommendations DJ - Deadlock (video game), The Quest for El Dorado (board game) Nando - Rebel Ridge (movie)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman    

You're never gonna believe what this kid has in his locker. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put little sippy cups in our pockets and clean diapers in a bazooka to watch the movie that came out right before Vin Diesel decided hey maybe I should be in the Fast and Furious sequels, The Pacifier. They nitpick the ducks, the vice principals, and of course the ninjas.   Reccomendations DJ - Azul: Summer Pavilion (game), Chestnut vs. Kobayashi: Unfinished Beef (hot dog extravaganza), Chi Forest (sparkling water) Diggins - The Muppet Movie (movie) Nando - Kaos (series), Descent (web series)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman  

Crayon you believe it? This week Nando DJ and Diggins hangglide to the magical land of Providence Rhode Island to watch the movie that asked kids to imagine what if a moose was a guy who said the word moose a lot, Harold and the Purple Crayon. They nitpick the wheels, the books, and of course the purple.   Reccomendations DJ - Borderlands 3 (game) Diggins - Eyes of Laura Mars (movie) Nando - Uncanny Spider-Man (comic), Longlegs (movie), The Killer (movie), Chris and Jack (youtube channel)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman  

Fughettaboutit This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel from New Joiysee baybee to jolly old England to watch the new Netflix spy movie that you already forgot exists, The Union. They nitpick the spies, the twists, and of course the accents.   Reccomendations DJ - My Dear Friend Nokotan (anime) Diggins - Alien: Romulus (movie), Twisters (movie), Longlegs (movie) Nando - Veep (show), Thelma (movie), Fortnite (game)   Plugs Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies Discord Roses and Rejections Diggins' Substack - A Little Perspective All of Nando's Links   Mostly Nitpicking theme by Nick Porcaro Logo by Michelle Chapman