RETURN OF THE MACK: Our Long Lost Son Returns Live on the KOKO Set

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined live in the studio by our favourite ‘KOKO Confidant’ and Ireland Rugby’s answer for the weird uncle at a family BBQ, it is the one and only Mr Mack Daddy Hansen. With Mack in the studio and wearing pants for the first time the lads get down to business talking about his current injury, the Irish Six Nations campaign, what he is doing back in Aus and his budding relationship with Andy Farrell. This episode is wall to wall laughs as Mack and the boys go for long walks down memory lane, shoot the shit about cracking career moments and then they finish with a little swiping session in a game we like to call ‘Teammate Tinder’. Plus, we knock the froth off a couple of cold ones and give you a full wrap of the Superb Rugby, giving Slips his flowers for conquering game 203 and most importantly we go deep on all the action from across the weekend in the Pacific. Lastly but certainly not the ‘leastly’, Swoop comes in real hot from a forage around his Temu Cupboard with a few items that will leave you hairless and shocked to your core. So sit back, relax and let the majestic nature of Mack Hansen fill your every nook and cranny, this fella is one of a kind and he stars in the all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 02:50 - The boys open up about what they love rugby 11:41 - Mack’s injury update 15:22 - Ireland’s Six Nations Campaign 18:47 - Mack’s bond with Andy Farrell 23:56 - Mack’s accent and leaving the Brumbies 27:31 - The first time Mack played the Wallabies and how you deal mentally 33:59 - KOKO’s Teammate Tinder 45:22 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V CHIEFS 49:22 - DRUA V REDS 51:01 - WARATAHS V BLUES 55:04 - OTHER SUPER RESULTS 55:40 - Swopp’s Temu Cupboard 01:08:05 - KOKO’s upcoming bet with Mack 01:09:13 - Close of the Show  BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by the man that is about to sit alone atop the mountain as the most capped Super Rugby player ever. That is right this rag tag show has once again landed a white whale and the game of rugby’s ‘Mr Right Now’, James ‘Styvo’ Slipper. This coming weekend slips moves to 203 Super Rugby games and takes out the title, so on the show he humbly talks about all the records he holds, his imminent playing future and he defends some funny stories that we got from his wife Kara. This bloke has changed the game of rugby in Australia for the better and this week on KOKO we give this big backy bastard his flowers and shower him with some much deserved adoration. Plus, we tackle all the action from the Superb Rugby and we proudly crown France the Champions of the Guinness Six Nations, after an ‘all-time’ after the siren execution of those English lads. However, this week isn't all about the RA RA - we take some time to talk about our weekend activities, we discuss the best proposal stories, we test the boys French speaking skills and of course we dumpster dive right back into Swoop’s Temu cupboard. So sit back, relax and take and intravenous dose of some fucking C’est La Vie. It is time to say “Such Is Life” with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMECODES 00:00 - Start of the show 01:52 - Weekend reflections 06:15 - RE-KOKO-MENDATIONS08:30 - Patreon Plug 08:57 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - DRUA V BRUMBIES 12:39 - REDS V WARATAHS 16:33 - HURRICANES V FORCE 18:47 - Intro James Slipper 20:09 - James Slipper on the Brumbies performance in Fiji 21:03 - Slipper shirt reveal 21:37 - James Slipper on breaking the record this coming weekend 22:20 - James Slipper’s playing future 24:00 - The 2026 Brumbies 26:02 - James on collecting so many records 28:22 - Loosehead Landmarks Game 36:40 - Proposal Stories 38:50 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V SCOTLAND 40:53 - WALES V ITALY 42:04 - FRANCE V ENGLAND 45:44 - THE FRENCH SPEAKING GAME 51:12 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard 58:16 - Close of the show BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we are foraging around the world of rugby as lone rangers lost in a wilderness of psychedelic southern footy and naturally naughty northern Internationals. That is right, we are serving up an extra sloppy no guest nonsense for you, allowing our little island of misfit degenerates to spread their wings and do what they do best, talk absolute rubbish and little bit of rugby. First up, we get stuck right into all the action of Super Rugby from the weekend that saw the Reds sneak home against the unbeaten Brumbies, the Blues castrate the Crusaders and the Canes show the Tahs who is daddy. Just to name a few, plus we get right into the nitty gritty with the Guinness Six Nations, with Ireland downing the Dragons, the English getting pantsed by the panettone producing Italians and the Scots telling the French where they can escargot! Plus, we break down all the magical machinations heading into the final week of games as the best comp in the world (so they say) goes down to the wire. Finally, the lads have a little fun around fire as they pick out some famous rugby appendages, they hand out some ‘Re-KOKO-mendations’ for the fans and of course we finish with our very own ‘Titan of Temu’. So sit back, relax and get out your night vision goggles, KOKO is about to go full stealth. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.   TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 02:29 - Drew talks about a Waratah fan forum 04:25 - Initial chat about the woes of English rugby07:19 - RE’KOKO’MENDATIONS13:37 - Patreon plug14:02 - RUGBY NEWS 22:08 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - BRUMBIES V REDS30:45 - HIGHLANDERS V FORCE 32:17 - BLUES V CRUSADERS 33:40 - CHIEFS V MOANA PASIFIKA 33:43 - WARATAHS V HURRICANES42:41 - Prof’s Pick The Appendage 47:47 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - ITALY V ENGLAND50:00 - WALES V IRELAND 52:23 - SCOTLAND V FRANCE 56:01 - Six Nations is coming down to the wire 57:33 - Listener question 01:02:15 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard 01:09:13 - Close of the show       Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the show we are joined by the people’s champ and undisputed fan favourite of ye KOKO faithful. He is a man with many masks and some of them wear mouth tape, he speaks his mind and we all know that can be a very interesting place to say the least, please welcome the one and only Mr Carlo Tizzano. With Carlo on the flank the lads get stuck into the Force’s start to the 2026 season, his wild journey throughout the Lions Tour and how he is currently monetizing his unborn child. Then we finish off our little catch up with our neuro know-it-all by playing a very game of True or False where we unpack the trials and tribulations faced by Carlo being the only Italian known to man that is allergic to eggplant.Plus, we have a deep dive into the week that was in Superb Rugby as we take a look around the grounds, illuminating how the Aussies’ had a weekend to remember in Round 3. To finish our footy-fueled feast we head north to preview a mouth watering round four of the Guinness Six Nations, wetting your whistles with the likes of Ireland v Wales, Italy v England and the big one at Murrayfield Scotland v France. So sit back, relax and light up a fat fucking stogie this episode of KIck Off and Kick Ons will blow smoke rings around the rugby world.   TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 01:39 - weekend recap 05:14 - Prof’s joke of the week 05:36 - Punch the Monkey Segment 08:40 - Patreon plug and ball giveaway rules09:59 - The lads dissect the fails in the Olivia Dean social 17:32 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - MOANA PASIFIKA V FORCE20:03 - REDS V HIGHLANDERS 23:02 - DRUA V HURRICANES 24:23 - Introduce Carlo Tizzano 25:23 - Carlo and Emma are expecting a baby 28:35 - Carlo’s roommate situation on tour31:03 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour33:59 - Carlo talks about the Force in 2026 37:07 - The Neuro Divergent Brotherhood 39:59 - Missing out on the 30 year Force team 41:32 - Carlo’s dad is his biggest fan 43:31 - True or False Game 53:11 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - CHIEFS V CRUSADERS 54:06 - BRUMBIES V BLUES 57:47 - ROUND 4 SIX NATIONS PREVIEW/PREDICTIONS01:01:19 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard 01:08:46 - Close of the show  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with the buff, broad and beautiful captain of the NSW Waratahs Mr Matt Philip. With Matt riding comfortably in our side-car of craziness, the lads chat about the Tahs hot start to 2026, his return home to skipper his childhood team and lastly we play a little game of TRUE of FALSE the Matt Philip edition. Plus, the boys get hot and bothered about round two of the Superb Rugby, talking all things oval ball in the Pacific, as well as, a little trip up North to chat Six Nations footy, focussing heavily on French flare and English despair. Furthermore, Drew this week has been enamoured about the plight of the Japanese monkey Punch and his hardships he has faced after being disowned and bullied in captivity. Thus, we have launched a new segment where the boys illuminate something in their lives that they just can’t let go of, all whilst holding ‘Hope’ the orangutan of comfort. Lastly but certainly not the least, we are back with a couple of juicy segments to round out the ep, Swoop adds a few more items to his Temu cupboard and the lads play a little game called ‘Guess that Salad’. So sit back, relax and think about how shit England is at rugby. If that can’t make you smile then you must be dead inside, but for now it is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.        TIMESTAMPS00:00 - Start of the show 01:30 - The boys recap their weekends 03:46 - Punch the Monkey Segment 08:07 - Intro Matt Philip 10:01 - Matt on the Waratahs’ start to the season 11:18 - Matt on what it is like playing the Drua 12:12 - Matt on his property portfolio of lego houses 14:01 - Matt on being named captain of the Waratahs 15:13 - Matt Philip TRUE or FALSE 22:25 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - WARATAHS V DRUA 24:42 - CRUSADERS V BRUMBIES30:19 - Rumours that Stephen Larkham might be heading to the All Blacks32:01 - FORCE V BLUES 34:24 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY RESULTS 37:01 - What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard? 43:03 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V ENGLAND 45:54 - WALES V SCOTLAND 48:59 - FRANCE V ITALY 51:20 - Swoop’s five day fast 53:15 - Guess the Salad game 55:33 - Close of Show     Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a young gun of Australian Rugby, he is a Sydney 6, Perth 10 and Canberra 11, so please put your mitts together for Mr Charlie Cale. With big Chedsy in tow the lads grill him on the inner workings of the Brumbies’ shower schedule, his nickname and the powerful start in round one of the season. We tackle the light and shade of what it is like being so handsome in Super Rugby and what it is like to forcibly consume lots of Greek salad. Plus, we have an in depth look at the results from the first week of the Superb Rugby season, breaking down the two big Aussie derbies, as well as the other games from across a wonderful weekend in the Pacific. Moreover, the feast of footy did not stop here as we headed up to our NHLs to break down Scotland’s big win over England, Ireland holding on against the Italian and the French putting the Welsh on toast. Plus, the lads try a few delicacies from our Northern neighbours and Swoop gives the guys some tangy TEMU treats. So sit back, relax and bathe in the beauty that is rugby from all four corners of the globe. Let us the KOKO Show glaze you with all our rugby goodness in an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.      TIMESTAMPS 00:00 - Start of the show 00.32 - The new studio 02:20 - Mad Dog Manifestations 09:20 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT 09:42 - The retro Super Rugby jerseys were a hit10:12 - SUPER RUGBY - WARATAHS V REDS 16:24 - FORCE V BRUMBIES 20:17 - Other Results 23:07 - SIX NATIONS PART 1 - IRELAND V ITALY25:55 - Introduce Charlie Cale 26:57 - Charlie’s relationship with Valentines Day28:35 - Charlie talks about the Brumbies round 1 match 31:32 - How Charlie started in rugby 32:54 - What are Soapy Showers?34:15 - Goit at Brumbies training 35:08 - Charlie’s tough 2025 38:25 - True or false with Charlie Cale 42:44 - Charlie on playing the Crusaders in round 243:22 - Charlie on first Wallabies camp and being knocked out in club footy49:19 - Swoop’s airplane question 52:23 - SIX NATIONS PART 2 - SCOTLAND V ENGLAND 55:00 - WALES V FRANCE 57:17 - Six Nations Delicacy Duel 01:01:40 - ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’01:07:14 - Close of the show    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on the KOKO Show the lads are over in the Golden West all thanks to Tourism Western Australia, sampling everything that Perth has to offer from its natural beauty, to the food and all its groundbreaking entertainment. In this episode the boys glowingly recount their time at Rottnest Island, their dinner and tour at Gage Roads Brewery, climbing Optus Stadium and all the action from the HSBC SVNS at HBF Park. Plus, the fellas do a full rugby round up as they preview week one of the Super Rugby Pacific with their tips, tricks and everything in between, as well as a full recap of round one in the Guinness Six Nations for all our NHL’s.In the Second half of the episode brought to you by HSBC we are joined by two legitimate Aussie greats Alicia Lucas and Michael Hooper to talk all things HSBC, SVNS and the Global Rugby Player Foundation. With our two red polo clad legends in tow the KOKO show takes a turn as we delve into the world of life after rugby, Swoop’s Temu addiction and just how excited everyone is about the 2027 Rugby World Cup. So buckle up your chin straps and remember to slip, slop, slap, slurp and slide; this episode is an absolute scorcher in the wild wild west. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are back for our first episode of the year and there is no better place to launch our new season than from the 2027 Rugby World Cup Schedule Reveal on the beautiful shores of Sydney Harbour. With the formalities all done and dusted, the games all announced and the William Webb Ellis trophy doing its thing around Australia the lads got to sit down with World Rugby Chair and former Wallaby Brett Robinson for a candid chat about the upcoming tournament. The boys press Brett on his must watch games for the World Cup, the teams that could shock the competition and what he expects from the opening match between the Wallabies and Hong Kong China in Perth. With the World Cup just around the corner in 2027 it is fair to say that rugby hysteria is at fever pitch down under and KOKO can't wait for it to roll around. Plus, the lads get stuck into a little ‘Other Rugby News’ as they chat about Rock Elsom’s Noosa spotting, Razor getting sacked by the All Blacks and the teammate scuffle at the Waratahs. Lastly, the KOKO crew pick their Six Nations teams for 2026, as well as a full slate of tips for round one this weekend. So fear not our weary faithful, the KOKO has returned and we are ready to make 2026 bigger and better than ever. It’s time for season three of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.  KOKO BONUS PATREON CONTENT - SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/cw/KickOffsandKickOnsBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].       Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As Andrea Bocelli once said “it’s time to say goodbye” to 2025 and gear up for a very merry silly season filled with rosé, prawns and a little touch of gout. This year for the KOKO show has been an absolute belter, we opened a new stadium in Hong Kong, we welcomed the British and Irish Lions down under and we delivered 48 rib tickling episodes to the people. This week we are rolling out the OG crew one last time to talk about the slate of international games that happened over the weekend, including the French smash up of the Wallabies, the Boks bouncing Ireland, the AB’s getting it done over Wales and England sneaking past the Argentinians. In what has been a topsy turvy year for rugby in Australia we saw it fit to finish the season with a little health check of the Wallabies, to see if McDreamy, McSteamy and McPeggy can still feel a pulse. With all the footy now in the rear vision mirror that lads decided to reflect on the year that was by presenting to you our loyal fans the second annual screening of the ‘KOKO Awards’ - recognising excellence in the fields of footy, fame and fun stuff. Plus, we are the gift that keeps on giving, as you know we have been shredding for summer all thanks to our partnership with WHOOP and today is the day for our grand reveal. Although not all of us hit our targets (or none of us) there is a glorious mid-show medley of man meat that simply can’t be missed. So, before we sign off one final time for 2025, all of us here at KOKO would love to thank you for your loyal and unwavering support of our silly little show. Please keep fighting the good fight, being kind to one another and please keep your eye on Swoop in the wild. It is time for the season finale of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show 04:22 - FRANCE V WALLABIES REVIEW 14:04 - 2025 Wallabies season health check19:47 - IRELAND V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW 24:15 - ENGLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW25:47 - Tom Curry tunnel incident 26:30 - Ranking the European teams 27:45 - WALES V NEW ZEALAND REVIEW29:14 - World Rankings check in 31:39 - Patreon plug 33:06 - World Rugby Awards 37:58 - 2027 Rugby World Cup Promo 38:51 - WHOOP FITNESS CHALLENGE REVEAL 47:30 - THE KOKO AWARDS 57:07 - Thank you to our fans57:47 - The best email ever 59:13 - Close of the show KOKO BONUS PATREON CONTENT - SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/cw/KickOffsandKickOnsJOIN WOOP NOW AND GET THE FIRST MONTH FREE:http://join.whoop.com/KokoBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickons TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on The KOKO Show we are joined in studio by a follically fabulous fly-half, he is a bronzed bombshell from Bondi who should probably be on tour with the Wallabies right now, but what the hell do we know! It is of course the one and only Mr Ben Donaldson. With Benny Boy riding shotgun the lads get candid with their concerns, as they dissect the Wallabies’ record breaking loss to a Mack Hansen powered Irish side in Dublin. The loss to Ireland is one thing for the Wallabies, but the lads appeared to be more shocked by the manner and style in which the Aussies got annihilated in the Emerald Isle. The boys get stuck into a road map of why the Wallabies find themselves in this situation and then they propose some possible ways in which we can right this ship, post the Joe Schmidt era. However, it is not all doom and gloom on the KOKO show as we highlight some of the other games from over the weekend, results that saw England beat the All Blacks in style, Scotland blow a big lead against Argentina and the Springboks beat Italy with only 14 men, AGAIN! As the international year comes to a close, we round the bend with only one week remaining in the Spring Tour and for the Wallabies it is all about leaving a mark against France, drawing a line in the sand that says “the slide stops here”. The KOKO Crew gives you all their predictions heading into round four of the tour, airing a few spicy upsets in the process and telling you who are the dead set locks. To finish the show we step away from the privately educated world of these ra ra raggamuffins to answer a listener question that shows a more human side to the lads - “what is your guilty pleasure no one knows about?’ - let’s just say the answers will knock your cashmere socks off. So sit back, relax, draw yourself a nice long bath and eat a tub of crunchy peanut butter with a spoon. This all new episode of Kick Offs and Kicks Ons is one hell of a therapy session!  TIMESTAMPS:00:00 - Start of the show02:04 - Intro Ben Donaldson 03:07 - Why Ben isn't in the Wallabies10:07 - KOKO LAVA TAKE - IRELAND V WALLABIES REVIEW24:15 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS REVIEW31:56 - Prof’s trip to the Kangaroo Valley32:36 - SCOTLAND V ARGENTINA REVIEW37:18 - ITALY V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW39:13 - Donno is back at the Force in two weeks 40:42 - Drew Shows his World Cup journal to promote Patreon 41:48 - Understanding a player's “WHY?”44:37 - THE WESTERN FORCE IN 2026 47:15 - Nic White as a coach49:55 - WHOOP SEGMENT 52:32 - World Rugby Awards voting and predictions56:36 - WALLABIES V FRANCE PREDICTIONS 58:21 - What is your guilty pleasure? Fan Question 01:03:27 - Close of the show KOKO BONUS PATREON CONTENT - SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/cw/KickOffsandKickOnsJOIN WOOP NOW AND GET THE FIRST MONTH FREE:http://join.whoop.com/KokoBUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND STAY TUNED FOR EVENTS - www.kickoffsandkickons.comMake sure you follow us on all socials:INSTA: @kickoffskickonsTWITTER/X: @kickoffskickonsYOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickonsTIKTOK: @kickoffskickonsIf you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected]. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.