86. What Would We Do If… EVERYTHING Went Wrong?

This week we’re handing out advice to our listeners. From life questions to messy situations, we tried our best… but don’t say we didn’t warn you. 🎟️ NYC! Our live podcast on November 14th is now for sale! https://wl.eventim.us/event/matteo-lane/659668?afflky=MurmrrPresents 🎟️ Come see Nick's live monthly show in Brooklyn September 17th! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/hear-me-out-hosted-by-nick-smith-tickets-1564770042319?aff=ebdssbdestsearch 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #AdvicePodcast #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith 00:00 Intro 00:36 How Do I Find Love 01:52 How Do I Deal With Crazy Italian Mother-In-Law 03:14 My Friends Keep Cancelling Because They Are Hungover 04:07 I Love To Be Around Other People But They Piss Me Off 06:23 I Always Date Hot Jerks 07:12 How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Posting Unflattering Photos Of Me 08:13 I'm Not Gonna See The Wicked Movie 09:38 My BF Wants A Cat, I Don’t 10:28 Exploring My Sexuality 12:02 How To Get People To Stop Talking About AI 13:58 Stressing About College 14:48 Eating Kiwi With Skin On? 15:38 How To Tell Someone They Are Not Good At Their Job 20:42 My Crush Is Outdoorsy And I Am Not 21:38 How Can I Stop Being Such A Sexy Ass Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We ran through some hot topics this week: male NFL cheerleaders, the Crumbl CEO being outed, Lil Nas X drama, an American woman getting pickpocketed abroad, and of course… Snoop Dogg. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HotTopics #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #LilNasX #SnoopDogg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We put ourselves in some wild hypothetical situations to see what we’d actually do. Zombie apocalypse? Cast on Naked & Afraid? Stuck in an elevator? From vicious geese to medieval times, nothing is off-limits. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #HypotheticalScenarios #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #ZombieApocalypse Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We sat down to talk about mythical creatures and whether or not we actually believe in them. Bigfoot, mermaids, Nessy… some are convincing, others not so much. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ #INeverLikedYouPodcast #MythicalCreatures #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #Nessy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a list of beloved cartoon characters to decide which ones have truly earned the right to say f**. From innocent icons to animated chaos agents, some choices might ruin your childhood in the best way possible. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content & Uncensored : ⁠https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast⁠🔗 Nick: ⁠https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09⁠🔗 Matteo: ⁠https://matteolanecomedy.com⁠🎬 Producer: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We went through a full list of toxic traits to see which ones we’re guilty of. Let’s hope Nick doesn’t gaslight, gatekeep, or girlboss too close to the sun. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! ⁠https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934⁠ 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 #INeverLikedYouPodcast #ToxicTraits #ComedyPodcast #MatteoLane #NickSmith #GaslightGatekeepGirlboss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We unpack a bunch of chaos this week: our Delta flight nightmare, the LA trip, Devil Wears Prada 2, Trisha Paytas’ new baby name, and Coldplay’s conspiracy theory arc. Everything’s on the table. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/02006301E9BF8934 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re talking about cults — what makes them work, why people fall for them, and whether we would. Also, Matteo once worked somewhere… suspicious. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly! https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We thought adulthood would look one way, and it turned out… not that. This week, we talk about what we expected life to be like when we were younger — and where it ended up instead. 🎟️ Come see our live podcast September 21st in Philly!https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/020062D04239A3EB 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS WHOLE EPISODE IS SPOILERS! This week we react to Jurassic Park: Rebirth — and yeah, we didn’t like it. From start to finish, it was a mess. We get into everything that annoyed us. 🎧 Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsU99VnaUpov58D6ttyS8L3n-j2l8Fg3L🔗 Nick: https://linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: https://matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: https://www.instagram.com/chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices