Ep. 217: If You’re Bad In The Forest, Does Anybody Hear It? (2026–27 NBA Drama Draft)

Full Court Press: WNBA Finals Preview & ATL Stadium Drama Gets Resolved Our Annual NBA Drama Draft: Ranking The Spiciest NBA Teams For The Coming SeasonAnd Also: Framed Ouija Boards, Spooky Hotels, AirBnBoo, Sombr/SMBR, Ballhalla, Tween Girls, Double Middle Finger, Old Man Injuries, Grumbly Bit, Pretty Privilege, Toilet Bowl, Grandhorses, Diaper Dandies, Monkish Ways, WMenBA Links:Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour ATL Dream stadium update- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/atlanta-dream-unexpected-state-farm-202025636.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yUATL Dream to play at State Farm Arena through 2031- https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2026/10/18/atlanta-dream-play-state-farm-arena-through-2031/ Cooper Flagg’s terrible new logo- https://www.si.com/fannation/sneakers/news/first-look-cooper-flagg-new-balance-logo Full list of NBA offseason transactions- https://www.nba.com/news/nba-offseason-deals-2026Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sacramento Kings Hot Mic & WNBA PlayoffsAn Interview With: Musician, Knicks Fanatic, and Creator of Doug B’s Knicks Metal Recaps Doug Berns a.k.a. DugLust And Also: Double Cups, Sloppy Soupy Games, Half Bangs, Kang Gang, Quibi, Grumble GrumbleLinks: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSacramento Kings hot mic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqHiFdsMu8A’ja Wilson accidentally runs over employee in the tunnel- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UcOBzoEZtfEA’ja Wilson gets into it with a fan- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8scdfXT5BADoug’s first time on HORSE- https://open.spotify.com/episode/4nXI5oMf1nvLI0PG5nKQgE?si=GT6oLs13Sz241I4okBrOMQ&utm_source=copy-linkFollow Doug on IG- https://www.instagram.com/duglustFollow Doug on YouTube- https://www.youtube.com/@duglustFollow Doug on X- https://x.com/duglustNew Yorker article about Doug (written during game 1 of the eastern conference finals)- https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2026/06/01/singing-the-knicks-praises-with-a-dash-of-metalNY Post article on Doug- https://nypost.com/2025/05/21/us-news/bk-dad-doug-berns-turns-knicks-game-recaps-into-viral-musical-parodies-its-mind-blowing/NY Times article on Doug- https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6226836/2025/03/27/ny-knicks-fan-weird-al-yankovic-doug-berns/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Continued Kawhi Drama, WNBA Commissioner Announces Retirement, W Season Nears Playoffs An Interview With: Adam’s Childhood Friend, Knicks Fan And Clippers Season Ticket Holder Sean Phillips And Also: Bah Haba, Sad Hotel Gyms, Naked Peloton, Heavily Lawyered Statements, Scoreboard Watching, Notes App Apologies, Lynx Links Links:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourTickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Enes Kanter Sucks, NBA Lays Down The Hammer On The Clippers That Actually Happened: A Full Breakdown Of The Basketball Storyline In How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days3-on-3: A Deep Dive On NBA Cap Circumvention & Tampering And Also: Whirrs And Bangs, Midtown West Garden, Esplanade, McDonald’s PlayPlace, Broke Boys, Boingo WiFi, Rude Jerks, Enron FieldLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSteph hitting 82 consecutive threes- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/stephen-curry-goes-viral-incredible-112327844.htmlTickets for Mike and Adam’s Greek Mythology improv/standup charity show in NYC- https://www.eventbrite.com/e/improvising-the-heros-journey-for-good-tickets-1995593354443John Mulaney rom com bit- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvTyMxwEQFEHow To Lose a Guy in 10 Days basketball scenes- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_Fqm9jUKrshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3dwJ734jbEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PpBLxJLihIFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Sophie Cunningham/WNBA Drama, Kawhi Leonard Saga Continues, Lakers Sold 3-on-3: Honoring Stacey King’s Three Best Calls And Adam’s Three Favorite Hot Sauces That Actually Happened: The Incredible Career Of Russell Westbrook And Also: Knicks Yetis, Coconut Water, Costco Vs Sam’s Club, Old People Stuff, Maqsood Mamawala, PowerPoint Parties, Basketball Agnostic, The Missouri River Runner, River Jaunt, Right Wing Grifters, The Spectacle, Disney Adults, Sriracha Mayo, Paula Deen, Low Floor Hot Sauces, Mirepoix, Sodium Byzorbinate, Cupcakes, Miller’s Planet, BanghallaLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourSteph Curry gettin hyped for the Valkyries- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CwAHF6IyB4Stacey King gets hyped for Jimmy Butler in a preseason game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmYfWWHy-pAStacey King calling Derrick Rose dunk over Dragic- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRAp00SxP30-Stacey King and Adam Amin call the Giddey shot vs Lakers- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awSra656t_ESanford and Son clip- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhMRussell Westbrook highlights - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oXbCUdVU9YKhelcey Barrs article (Westbrook’s best friend who tragically passed away)- https://www.vice.com/en/article/russell-westbrook-the-legacy-of-khelcey-barrs/Russ game winner in Denver - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVW2TqpFpAsFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Another Kawhi Leonard Bombshell & LeBron Lands In PhillyAn Interview With: Diehard 76ers Fans And Podcasters Sal Tamarkin & Hal LublinAnd Also: Foul Merchants, Pineapple Hair, Deliciously Terrible, Locusts, Shawshank, Couple Of Thumbs, Space Junk, Squatter’s Rights, Dirking It Up, LeBrontentLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourFollow Sal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/sal.gayListen to Sal’s podcast Critical Lit- https://critical-lit.simplecast.com/Follow Hal on Bluesky- https://bsky.app/profile/hallublin.comListen to Hal’s podcasts- https://maximumfun.org/podcasts/we-got-this-with-mark-and-hal/https://www.nightvalepresents.com/goodmorningnightvalehttps://maximumfun.org/podcasts/tights-and-fights/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Knicks Sweep The ESPY’s, Bam Adebayo/Tyler Herro Beef, Kawhi Trade DramaAn Interview With: HORSE Favorite and Author of Honolulu Blues: How Loving a Losing Team Created a Winning Man, Joel WalkowskiAnd Also: Cash For Cash, Alien Noses, Area 51, Nerd Hats, Colorado School Of Mimes, KAT-hausen, Good Form Choke Slams, Verisimilitude, Humiliation Rituals, Cheeky Footnotes, Cracker Barrel, Backyard Football, Onomatopoeic Names Links: Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourOG Anunoby ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNbvznQmj2UJalen Brunson ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn28RCJBAGcKnicks ESPY’s speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL4L-ko80eoJoel’s book!- https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Honolulu-Blues/Joel-Walkowski/9781637749043Alyssa Thomas suspended after Caitlin Clark incident- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk&t=30sFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: NBA Free Agency Madness, WNBA Updates Re-litigating Our Pre-Season NBA Draft: How Did We Do? And Also: Literal Children, The Snowtime Lakers, Exciting Whites, Percocet P, Moldy Bread, The Parity Era Links:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list- https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewformMike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tourLeBron’s oldest and youngest opponents- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/63-old-kevin-willis-19-185542646.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAADmRcFs8CUcp4D5D0dTUgHyO3tcGT7hZuO7nRYDSXWYs8eQHOkJv5IGnW-Js_E8ALFnw4_pbBKJXxCZ2YJJzz-nsDrbplvEL75Tsof1FxUfMS2VVHhKmogE-5FMf2pzZqzdRBWD-DJGYL9WU9Ols449qUphORBBvryamFLVAV0yUList of who Paul George has been traded for- https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/paul-george-traded-incredible-list-143808465.htmlSad Celtics fan cries over Jalen Brown- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKneKzmCvXYFind Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Full Court Press: Adam & Mike Attend The NBA Draft, Giannis & LaMelo Traded, Knicks Championship Parade An Interview With: Diehard Knicks Fan, Sportswriter & Creator Of The Sports! With Rodger Sherman Newsletter, Rodger ShermanAnd Also: Lego Man Hair, Shams In Timeout, Tertiary Broadcasts, E-40 EUUHHHH, Cash Considerations, Mamdani’s Socialist Agenda 😉, Hardhat Lunchpail KnicksLinks:  Adam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Sophie Cunningham fight- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKAtotJ1Pfk Nneka Ogwumike game winner in WNBA 30th anniversary game- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DICiKIr3Uc Mamdani parade speech- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciimC-cE_eI Rodger’s newsletter- https://rodgersherman.substack.com/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Mike Schubert. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

GIANT Full Court Press: KNICKS ARE THE CHAMPS & RIP Stacey King And Also: Knicks Yetis, F*ck Them Picks, Chess Masterminding, The Ted Cruz Curse, The Wizard Of Ticketmaster, A Wemby Handful, Mindfulness With Monks, Human Cheat Codes, Coping Message Threads, Shirtless Dude Bros, Cool Likable Aliens, Baby Come Too?, Royal WeLinksAdam tour schedule- www.linktree.com/adammamawalaAdam mailing list-https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeNhlGV1zJT4WLJUG5PPJceRFYTqv8Hdsy9yv6mtlOV9sfDvQ/viewform   Mike’s tour schedule- www.schub.es/tour Adam Amin on HORSE- https://horsehoops.com/episode-193-this-stuff-is-tedious-w-adam-amin/HORSE episode with my favorite Stacey King calls- https://open.spotify.com/episode/579g9AXTQMoho3FDKrY2fl?si=izhS3nzxQ9-LhOZBvaksew Knicks radio call to end Finals- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KjfmjVrfMboKnicks in 5 subway song- https://www.instagram.com/p/DZi4sdWRCKa/Find Us Online- website: horsehoops.com- patreon: patreon.com/horsehoops- twitter: twitter.com/horse_hoops- instagram: instagram.com/horsehoops- facebook: facebook.com/horsehoopsHORSE is hosted by Mike Schubert and Adam Mamawala. Edited by Kensei Tsurumaki. Theme song by Bettina Campomanes. Art by Allyson Wakeman. Website by Kelly Schubert.About UsOn HORSE, we don’t analyze wins and losses. We talk beefs (beeves?), dig into Internet drama, and have fun. The NBA is now a 365-day league and it's never been more present in pop culture. From Kevin Durant's burner accounts to LeBron taking his talents anywhere to trusting the Process, the NBA is becoming a pop culture requirement. At the same time, sports can have gatekeepers that make it insular and frustrating for people who aren't die hard fans. We’re here to prove that basketball is entertaining to follow for all fans, whether you’re actively watching the games or not. Featured in The New York Times!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.