EuroTrash 5

I'm back!! We're in the midst of COVID panic and I'm ranting and complaining like usual. 

My parents go to Croatia, my sister has a fake wedding, Cat on a leash, Immigrations... Disclaimer: DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY DIFFERENT OPINIONS THAN YOURS ABOUT CATS AND LEASHES AND PARKS

muslim lunatic uber drivers, work parties and my upcoming birthday party! Fuck yea

I go to the dentist again to clean my cum dumpster out. Go track suit shopping with my sister to try on some black and whites. Keep it EuroTrashy

I come out to my mom as Astral Gender and I ask her if the BBC would fill her up. I tell some tall tales like how I claimed my sister got kidnapped so I wouldn't get in trouble for falling asleep in school. Bonus: Sexual encounters with my dad Keep it Eurotrashy!

I hate grocery shopping, eurotrash are very confident about bullshit and the dentist is fucked but I went anyway. Tell life to go fuck itself.

Welcome to the first episode of Eurotrash! I talk about my dad's version of gun control, visiting Croatia in 2010 and some general Eurotrash background!