442 - Gas Station Attendants (ft. Luke Taylor)

Pastors Houston Millionaire (Charles), Billy Whiteteeth (Branson), and Kristian Godd (Cameron) share sermons, sing hymns, and make nominations for Christian of the Year. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast/posts/e2-120-light-of-161165297

Gas station attendants Vinnie Vardaman (Charles) and Luke Taylor (Luke Taylor) serve various customers (Andrew, Branson). Listen to Luke's podcast STORES: https://www.patreon.com/storesthepodcast Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Dr. Watson Elementary (Charles) and Dr. Heathcliff Doonsbury (Andrew) crash land on the Island of Nurse Maury, which is inhabited by strange vivisected creatures (Branson). Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Sugar We All End Up in Diapers" (from Podcast About List): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aOQ7h9S4kI Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Patch Braddams (Branson) and Mike White (Will) help customers (Andrew, Charles) at the Out of Your Dome Smoke You Out Plus dispensary. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

George Washingborg (Branson) and Mindy Klutz (April Clark) celebrate their marriage with best man Jimmy Dimestore (Andrew), maid of honor Brianna Piranha (Raina Douris), and officiant Roger Goodchurch (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Garbagemen Miles Underbelt (Branson), Wes Sidestory (Andrew), and Randy Vodka (Josh Androsky) collect garbage from various New Yorkers (Charles). Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Aldo Ceviche (Andrew) calls a Risco customer service representative (Branson) for help with his tablet. Full episode on Pateeon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/437-aldo-risco-157627233 Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Fantasy worldbuilders Raymond Edgar Metric (Branson), Custer Gumption (Charles), and Morticia “Tish” Ravenway (Ty) read selections from their work. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Outdoor Miner" (Wire cover) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5xLRYY_7rs Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Crease Cupwell (Branson) and Prep Hemlock (Andrew) participate in the Fingertrap 5K to support the Ron Artest Center for Teens Who Feel Cornered. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23

Abel Zweihander (Andrew) is good at spells. Cain Zweihander (Branson) is good at websites. The brothers must combine their skills to fulfill a quest from their mentor (Charles) and discover what really happened to their dead parents. Buy Alex Branson's The Money Wars: www.amazon.com/dp/B0GVFCJDV2/ Subscribe to E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/e1podcast Ending song - "Big Bird and Kermit Get High 2": www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YN7bJcchAY Join the E1 Discord: discord.com/invite/xTBVk23