Diner Napkin Stealer

Nothing like a swim in the ocean on a hot summer day. But the movie Jaws, out 50 years ago this summer, took away some of our innocence. It still makes us all a little nervous about what’s beneath us as we paddle around. The inspiration for Jaws came from some horrifying shark attacks, including several along the Jersey Shore in July of 1916 that left 4 dead, as well as the shark attacks on as many as 150 sailors from the torpedoed USS Indianapolis in World War Two.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gandhi gifts Elvis and Danielle mysterious “labubus,” Elvis hosts a chaotic 21st century movie game, and we debate fast vs. slow drivers—no in-between! Listeners reveal if they’d ditch their partner for $1 million, and Andrew has yet another Uber fail.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mr. Nigro is so skeptical of people telling him to refinance his home, so Skeery calls as Mr. Michal Oppenheimer with that exact offer!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From Krispy Kreme’s 88-cent birthday deal to Liquid Death’s cereal milk-flavored water (yep, that’s real), we’re diving into the wildest new bites and sips. Plus, KFC’s in its comeback era, Wendy’s is giving out free fries, and we finally debunk that “wait 30 minutes to swim” lie your mom told you. Also—who’s got the fastest (and slowest) drive-thru? Let the food fight begin.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam enjoys Diamond’s disdain for her footwear, Nate makes a surprising discovery, Gandhi swears by the Yuka app, Danielle’s fuming over stolen cookies, and Skeery’s determined to rock a tank topSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We put callers to the test... Can you name the best movies of the 21st century before the timer runs out? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are your daily horoscopes for July 17th, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Listeners call in to tell us how their morning is going. The show members discuss the amount they'd require for them to drink tuna juice. Plus, we discuss a list of the most and least offensive curse words! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walter is a huge patron of the local diner but always takes the paper napkins home, so Garrett calls to bust him as the brand new manager.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skeery questions farewell letters, Danielle hits a cooking class, Nate shares the burnt toast theory, Sam wants a beach day, Gandhi plugs her podcast, and Froggy says stop rushing the season!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.