The Fast and the Diabeetus

Mortitz Lenzen answers the big questions: How do you say "Blue B---ls" in German? Does Hanseln mean to bully? If he had to pick one, would he rather do German or English comedy? We play INSULT or COMPLIMENT with German words and Mortiz tries American snacks!

Patrik almost fought two kids on the way to this podcast. Do people actually say Muckibude or Multi Culti? Tito got a visa! Patrik explains why Balkan people study Slavic in Vienna. Plus a killer Vienna vs. US slang quiz!

We decode and rate bathroom signs, talk teaching, do a financial German quiz, translate Barenaked Ladies, and the word of the day stumps both Tito and Terence. Just the three of us!

"Paul Jacobs" Seiringer tells us about his Diabetes, Terence ran the Berlin Marathon with one lung, we talk about the Texas German dialect (it's real!), we guess movies from the German tiles and end with a VOCAB QUIZ!

Muckibude is the word of the week, we cover train cancellation vocab, how to ask about air conditioning and we do a song and a VOCAB QUIZ!

Terence eats Vienna street sushi, the gang discusses Seehöhe (not Meerhöhe), break down accents by sexiness (once and for all) and work on a B1 practice exam.

Marina slept here for a week! We talk about the Berlin wall, Michelle Pfeiffer, and German rhymes, plus we do a speaking activity where we plan a trip to Köln for Fasching!

Marina has no patience for our mistakes, but we also chat about Celsius vs Fahrenheit, the 23rd district, and the Meidling L! FIRST GUEST OF SEASON 2!!!

That's a mullet! Vorne Kurz Hinten Lang. Is it Nachgedacht or Nackt gedacht? We sing about it. And Tito and Terence do impromptu presentations!

We dissect a sign Terence found in the wild, take a lesson in Passive sentence construction, plus gather opinions on nudity, theater, and the difference between Ruhig, Leise, und Still