Dear Internet Episode 196: I searched clam

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a plague of brown recluses, how good it is to be a ghost, and getting naked on your birthday!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about apple peel drama, doing something kinda fucked up, and the creepy old neighborhood snake guy! Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about breaking out of slug jail, a yassified Father’s Day card, and, straight up, the beginning of a horror movie!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about shaming your neighbor, supporting your boyfriend, and crushing your wife’s dreams!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a boyfriend that makes you say “Good Grief,” an arrow as skinny as a toothpick, and horse hygiene!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet, This week, we’re talking about returning a birthday gift, getting slapped by a ghost, and delicious Florida cuisine!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about taking only 2 plums, the siren call of clam strips, and a pink boyfriend leash!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about getting brainwashed by the pledge of allegiance, an awesome name for a girl, and being forced to watch the Watchman!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about a weird-sounding bird, burping and wheezing like a motherfucker, and the life of a catboy!Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dear Internet,This week, we’re talking about asking a crying woman to leave a bathroom stall, a haunted puppet, and jorts.Edited by Stephen Garcia Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.