The "TV Show About Quarterbacks" Delivers Stunning Season Premiere

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to discuss the latest Niners woes, and a reminder that all kickers have an expiration date - like milk! Also, Charch tells the time he sweet-talked his way out of a ticket in Wisconsin. Czabe says don't bother asking him for "things to do, and places to eat" recommendations. Forget Usain Bolt, how about "Insane Bolt." MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The MNF Season opener saw Chicago pick up where we last left off: awful, losing, football. A promising start by Caleb Williams devolved into the usual Chicago farce, capped off by one of the dumbest coaching decisions we've seen in a long time. Mr. X joins me to break it down and look ahead to Week #2, starting Thursday. Also, somebody should maybe get Coach Callahan a freakin' rule book! MORE . . .Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The reason a barrel-chested, born-on-the-1-yard line idiot like Roger Goodell can be made the commissioner of the NFL, and the league still thrives, is because its product is more powerful and pure than Walter White's sky blue crystal meth. And the Bills' comeback against the Ravens proved it, once again. CZABE flies solo today, and has a lot of NFL mop-up, plus a reminder that selling your tickets, or leaving early, remains a purely "business decision" you, as a fan, are entitled to! Plus, listener feedback, and another reminder why Czabe is almost never on Facebook! MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe recaps a story-filled Week 1 of the NFL Season, with Rodgers win vs. the Jets as a headline. For a guy who protests how much he doesn't "care" he sure does remember a lot of shit. Move over Andre Kristacovitchlalinski Jr. Andre Szymt says "hold my beer." ANDY POLLIN on the Commanders win, and our showdown coming Thursday night at Lambeau. The Packers defense looks absolutely sick with Micah Parsons. The Final Karen Boss showed her face in Miami. Why Andy would have never backed down, and why I think he's missing the bigger picture. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe delivers a MONSTER double-episode today (for FREE! no less!) with both PAUL CHARCHIAN and MR X. Charch talks about the time he got Randy Moss and Robert Smith to sit down for a promotion with his fantasy football magazine - for free! Also, why was Moss insulted? He was only ranked the 40th best WR before he ever caught a pass. Is there too much info out there today, to have somebody like this really flip the league on it's head right away? Also, why the Commanders RB depth chart has a lot of fantasy players freaked out. And should you give a shit what the AI draft grade was for your fantasy team. Then... MR X talks about what's happening with the Rover & Over, and why he doesn't love NFL season over/unders, but the ones he does like, are usually UNDERS. That plus the boys make their 1st TNF pick of the year! Chew slowly, and enjoy. This is a big one!Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Granted, it's only one game..... but... what a turd in "Chapel Bill" on Monday night. And of course, his perky girlfriend is gonna catch a lot of heat as this thing circles the drain this year, but something tells me she might actually relish it. Manage your own hype, people! The Giant #43 has been retired! Mike Gundy re-makes a classic. Coaches taking pot shots at each other. Dude Wipes meets the perfect sponsor opportunity. Apple Pay is real money, you guys! Rules for thee, but not for me. Free buses! MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe comes in HOT after a great Week 1 start to college football. Kalen DeBoer is finding out just what massive expectations he is facing as head coach of the empire that The Nicktator built. The secret to Saban's success. ANDY POLLIN joins the show to discuss Lee Corso's send-off and the shameful way ESPN decided to "ship" him to The 'Shoe. Curly Lambeau's number is coming off the shelf for Micah Parsons in GB. A total jerk snatches a free hat at Flushing Meadows. MORE.....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes KEVIN SHEEHAN of the Team980 and the Kevin Sheehan podcast to discuss the upcoming NFL season. Full of questions, they try to ask the single most pressing question for all 32 teams. Plus, the "Smell Test" finally makes sense! Media moves on the edge of the football season take shape, Fox loses John Fanta. Bright Orange Shark (Do-Do-Di-Doo-Ti-Doo!) and the legend of Ben Griffin add a Ryder Cup chapter. Also: ChatGPT isn't your bitch. MORE....Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe flies solo today. So much good #content.1 - Who Banned El Prez?2 - Don't Call it Farmageddon3 - Fox and YouTubeTV Playing With Guns Again4 - Mr Wonderful Goes All In5 - Cracker Barrel Goes Back to Old Logo6 - Jay Cutler To Prison (Yesss!)7 - Dionte Johnson: You Can Have Him!8 - Kenny Pickett Money Laundering9 - Draft This Man!10 - It's A Love Story, Baby Just Say YesOur Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Czabe welcomes back Mr. X for his first weekly run of the football season. He also has a story about his boat-buying fiasco this summer. The boys run through the NFL Division Odds, and who might be sleeper teams. Shockingly, the good stay good, while the bad are almost daring themselves to be even worse!Our Sponsors:* Check out Hims: https://hims.com/CZABE* Check out Indeed: https://indeed.com/CZABEAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy