Summer Break (Not a Breakup)

Send a textThe Spinsters gather round the holiday table for a feast cooked up from some of the fiction we've consumed over the years! Ingredients: discussions about the flavor of milk-bones, lint chicken, and, of course, human food. Whoops while we clean up after our big meal we should correct our repeated falsehood that in the Twilight saga they drink human blood when it's simply a Styrofoam cup filled with blood of unknown origin. Happy Holidays!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters (two in body and one in spirit--but don't worry not a ghost kind of spirit) discuss The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad! They also discuss fuzzy chicken, childhood terrors, and Bing Crosby being a ruthless bully. Boo!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters (speaking through just the one, making her basically the Pope of podcasting) discuss where they've been and how they'll be going forward.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters discuss The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Colerige and the Looney Tunes short Water Water Every Hare. They also discuss elephant anatomy (so, so, sorry), the logistics of self-vampirism, and the joy of physical comedy when it's not limited by physics.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters discuss Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare and Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being In Love by IsThisSelfCare. The also discuss their fanfiction origin stories, fandom fave Theodore Nott, and how Catholics are demon loving divas. Also featured: Sarah falling asleep while recording and Shandra and Andrea not even noticing. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textBless your beautiful hides! In this episode, guest Spinster Jessica joins us as we discuss the fate of the Sabine women as told by Plutarch and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. They also discuss axe safety, the definition of a heifer, and who is more likely to be a Future Farmer of America. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters wrap up their supersized season! They also discuss, once again, the magic of the egg machine and some personal milestones because why not. Happy New Year and stay Clashy! Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters discuss The Theft of the Royal Ruby and The Christmas Charade. They also discuss the art of jewelry making, snake print clothing, and continue their unintentional holiday tradition of inappropriate discourse--this time about Nutcrackers. (The reason this upload is late is because Andrea is a mess.) 

Send a textThe Spinsters discuss the movies Good Fellas and Did You Hear About the Morgans?. They also discuss bear safety, Italian family vibes, and the foiled attempt to watch an entirely different film.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send a textThe Spinsters discuss The Shining (1980) and Casper (1995). They also discuss being neurotypical (lol not), font colors, and ghost sex (again). They’re joined by guest Spinster Morrigan until something spoooky happens in this supersized end to Clashy’s sixth season!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at [email protected]. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!