Barefoot Buffet | Bone to Pick Podcast | Episode 130

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi tackle the absurdities of everyday life with unfiltered honesty and riotous humor. From the false promise of a spouse’s “I’m taking a shower” to the unspoken chaos of men’s public bathrooms, the duo breaks down relationship misunderstandings, bathroom boundaries, and social taboos that everyone secretly thinks about but never says out loud. With fan-submitted “bones to pick” about parking lot stalkers and questionable handicap stall etiquette, the laughs never stop. Between Paul’s meticulous neuroses and Bobby’s wild outbursts, this episode delivers the perfect mix of stand-up-caliber storytelling, relatable frustration, and laugh-out-loud truth. Join our Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi deliver a comedy masterclass in friendship, roasting, and ridiculousness. What starts as a casual chat about pets, couscous, and chicken cutlets spirals into pure chaos when Bobby realizes—on air—that Paul forgot his birthday. What follows is a blend of heartfelt guilt, unhinged banter, and a surprise cake reveal that could only happen on Bone to Pick. The guys dive into hilarious “bones” from fans, covering everything from DoorDash delivery etiquette to lint-covered pens and the plague of dashboard rubber ducks.   Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast

Comedians Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi take aim at life’s everyday absurdities—from NFL ties and hotel buffet horrors to Delta lounge etiquette and overpriced movie candy. Broadcasting from opposite sides of the country, Bobby’s grumpy New England energy collides perfectly with Paul’s early-morning optimism, sparking belly laughs and mock therapy sessions. They rant about “leaf peeping,” Thanksgiving-every-day restaurants, shoeless breakfast buffets, and why wrestling should never air on ESPN.  Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Visit https://www.hims.com/BONE  Join the Patreon: patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

In this hilarious episode of Bone to Pick Podcast, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi go off the rails with a wild mix of word confusion, food etiquette, and fan-submitted grievances that turn into full-blown comedy bits. From Paul’s failed attempt to say “habitual” (landing on “provitual”) to a deep debate about why people cover their mouths while eating, the episode spirals into pure comic chaos. The duo riff on everything from cheap socks and broken binders to calling your mother-in-law “Mom,” while Mike chimes in with perfectly timed fan “bones.” The conversation hits moments of pure absurdity and surprising heart—especially when Bobby recalls his rough school years and the ritual of signing big deals with a $350 Montblanc pen. Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick takes everyday frustrations and spins them into pure comedy gold. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike Albanese go all in on fantasy football gone wrong, arguing whether teenagers are running full-on gambling rings or just “playing for fun.” From there, they tackle the absurdity of biting into olives with hidden pits, roast restaurants for not warning diners, and get into the eternal debate over what makes a proper Greek salad. Fan-submitted “bones” keep the chaos rolling—water bottles that ruin bags, fridge drawers that jam unless you open them perfectly, and the ridiculous habit of using GPS for a commute you’ve done for years. With sharp back-and-forth, wildly specific rants, and laugh-out-loud tangents, this episode is as unpredictable as it is relatable. If you’ve ever been annoyed by life’s smallest details—or just love comics losing their minds over them—this one’s a must-listen. Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/BONE

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way possible. Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Big Mike dive headfirst into bones about everything from overpriced pet emergencies to the insanity of fancy towels that don’t dry, gas tanks on the wrong side of cars, and restaurants that only give you useless hand dryers. Along the way, they tackle AI girlfriends, obituary writing with ChatGPT, and why store security tags make honest shoppers feel like criminals. With fan-submitted bones adding extra fuel, the laughs get bigger, the rants get sharper, and nothing is off-limits. Whether you’re here for outrageous personal stories, brutally relatable complaints, or just to hear grown men argue about towels and belt loops, this episode proves once again why Bone to Pick is the therapy session you didn’t know you needed. Join the Patreon at patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast has Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from awful sayings, restaurant workers who don't know how to talk and more!  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/BONE and use code BONE and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick Podcast is pure chaos and comedy gold as Robert Kelly, Paul Virzi, and Mike dive into everything from family meltdowns to courtroom surprises to Walmart greeters who should be fired on the spot. Bobby kicks things off with a wild story about juggling nonstop family duties, dealing with his son sneaking calls at 1 a.m., and nearly ending up in jail over a decades-old warrant—before hilariously plotting how he’d “survive” prison. Paul counters with a bone-fetch story about bad customer service that turns into a lesson in apologies, while Bobby rants about Walmart greeters and language barriers in customer service. The fan-submitted “bones” take things even further, with rants about grammar snobs, greasy ball-handlers in public, and the eternal debate over hotel remotes. Start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/BONE Join our Patreon www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast  

This week on Bone to Pick, Robert Kelly and Paul Virzi dive headfirst into some of the funniest, most painfully relatable gripes you’ve ever heard. From the chaos of parents pushing baby strollers while wrangling dogs, to the rage-inducing mystery of why clothing sizes are never actually true to size, to a mailman’s scorched-earth rant about clueless small talk in 100° heat—this episode is a rollercoaster of comedy and catharsis. You’ll hear about benefits gone wrong, scammers faking cancer for cash, Secret Santa disasters, and the eternal battle between “one more drink” guys and those who know when the night’s over.   Join us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast

This episode of Bone to Pick is pure chaos in the best way. From heated debates about which side of the Zoom screen to sit on, to Bobby’s serene-yet-heavily-armed New Hampshire summer life, to Paul’s unapologetic takedown of “boat people” and the adults obsessing over collectible “Boo Boo” dolls, you’ll be laughing before you realize you’ve been nodding along. The guys spiral into hilarious rants about hot tubs from Walmart, redneck neighbors, overpriced flowers, Jeep dashboard trinkets, garbage-dodging roommates, and the maddening seals on maple syrup bottles. Fan “bones” bring even more absurdity, from baristas in flip-flops with nightmare toes to customers arguing over $11 bouquets. J oin us on Patreon for bonus episodes and early episode access: www.patreon.com/bonetopickcast