Zombeavers (2014)

It's about time we talked about this DAM movie.

When did you go and watch a movie as fun as this?!?!

Aaron made us watch this and then didn't even show up for the podcast.

It's Steve F$%#ing Barkett!! We traverse the thirsty wastelands as Steve fights with Sid Haig and takes his shirt off to reveal his sweet sweet man nipples and stuff (P.S. Aaron wrote this, probably)

This week on Bad Movie Night, we dive headfirst into Wickedness (2025), a movie that asks what if we try to rip off a popular movie franchise but not actually attempt to do anything that actually has anything to do with the source material? That's okay, we have some green makeup! It's low-budget, but that's not a problem, it's that it is low-effort.

This week on the Bad Movie Night Podcast, we dive into the bizarre 1991 cult film Empire of the Dark — a movie packed with satanic cults, demons from another dimension, ninja fights, claymation monsters, and one extremely confident middle-aged action hero.  Shot on film with wild matte paintings, miniature effects, and a surprisingly epic orchestral soundtrack, this forgotten B-movie somehow swings for the fences in every scene. Is it terrible? Is it amazing? Is it both? Join us as we break down the insane plot, the legendary Steve Barkett, the grocery store shootout, and the most chaotic demon-fighting finale ever put to screen. If you love obscure cult movies, ridiculous action, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you.

We will miss you, Shawn.

This week on Bad Movie Night, we dive into the 1989 action oddity Snake Eater starring Lorenzo Lamas. What starts as a goofy, booby-trapped drug bust suddenly turns into Deliverance-style hillbilly chaos. Tonal whiplash? Absolutely. Motorcycle boats? Of course. Is this Dirty Harry meets First Blood… or just a confused mess? We break down the action, the weirdness, and whether the Snake Eater sequels are worth the pain.

It's like if Neil Breen made a movie about an elf who lives in his backyard.

This week, we are talking about drug-crazed killer cyborgs, AKA Aaron's dating history.