A Vermeer So Nice They Stole it Twice!

We finally cover the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum theft. You're welcome! For our Season One finale, we give the biggest art theft in history the full Mara and Baker treatment. This episode has it all: piggy backs, Tape Head, Mafia guys, the IRA, wheat toast, Flim-Flam Man, a Julia Child sighting, and some quality time hearing Mara and Baker discuss our time living in Boston. We tell you everything we know about the March 18th, 1990 Boston crime that resulted in the loss of 13 works of art, including a Vermeer and two Rembrandts. Our discussion follows the four-part Netflix documentary on the heist, 'This is a Robbery' by the Barnicle Brothers. As we cover the chronology of each Netflix episode, we weave in additional information from WBUR's Last Seen podcast and other news sources. This is the Gardner heist episode you've been waiting for? EPISODE REFERENCES Isabella Stewart Gardner Bio, gardnermuseum.org Learn about the 13 stolen paintings, gardnermuseum.org This Is a Robbery: The World's Biggest Art Heist, Netflix Last Seen Podcast, WBUR.org Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

You think you know Vincent van Gogh, bro? We go deep into the Vincent van Gogh stacks; his letters, his Neunen studio diagrams, alternate and credible versions of how he lost part of an ear, his less discussed "Peasant Painter" period when he moved back in with his parents and his studio was adjacent to a cesspit. Mara reveals van Gogh's buddy Paul Gauguin as the total creep he was -- a helluva painter, but a terrible creep of a man. The painting at the center of our heist, 'The Parsonage Garden at Nuenen in Spring' triggers some flashbacks of scary paintings in Mara and Baker's family homes. Our news is full of bad fakes of renowned artists, plus the story of a young couple who mistook an installation as an invitation to "interact" and leave some marks of their own. Awkward! Next, it's onto the 2020 theft of Van Gogh's 'The Parsonage Garden at Nuenen in Spring', a smash and grab job by some casually dressed guy with a sledgehammer. We tell you everything we know, including the most recent update direct from Arthur Brand himself, aka: the Indiana Jones of the art world!/p> Episode References ART The Parsonage Garden at Nuenen in Spring, by Vincent van Gogh The Potato Eaters, by Vincent van Gogh Weaver, Interior with Three Small Windows, by Vincent van Gogh Sunflowers (1887), by Vincent van Gogh NEWS Man admits stealing Andy Warhol paintings and attempting to sell fake versions on eBay | The Independent All 18 works at show of Spanish artist Maruja Mallo were fakes, say experts | The Guardian Magic: The Gathering Artist Issues Apology After Art Theft Claims | Bleeding Cool News Young couple mistakenly vandalizes $440,000 painting in South Korea | Yahoo! What Do You Do With a Stolen van Gogh? This Thief Knows | New York Times OTHER Peasant Painter (Biographical Info) | Van Gogh Museum Unsolved Art Heists: The Missing Paintings of Vincent van Gogh | artnet To Theo van Gogh. Nuenen, on or about Thursday, 20 March 1884. | Vincent van Gogh Letters The Doctor and Amy travel back in time to meet Vincent Van Gogh and face an invisible monster that only the painter can see. | YouTube Security video from the Netherlands’ Singer Laren Museum shows the thief smashing his way through glass doors before leaving with the 1884 artwork tucked under his arm | NBC News Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

Mara is distracted by Baker and his "butt ball" which is actually just Baker trying to balance on a yoga ball after way too much coffee. BERTHE MORISOT! Learn her name and please use it in equal measure in future references to French impressionists. As you might imagine, she endured all kinds of patriarchal BS. Despite that, she crushed it! She was critically acclaimed and admired by her peers. Mara tells us more about the paint and techniques used in the [to be stolen] Morisot painting, 'Summer's Day' and she pronounces A LOT of French names in this episode too. Baker is baffled by the concept of 'Queen’s consent' which is a super dumb parliamentary thing. And finally, the theft! It's a heist that makes a statement and forces compromise. It also serves as a warning to get your damn affairs in order before you die! Episode References ART 'Summer's Day' (1879), by Berthe Morisot Berthe Morisot Exhibit (Feb 2019 to May 2019)at Dallas Museum of Art Hanging the Laundry out to Dry, 1875, by Berthe Morisot Self-Portrait, 1885, by Berthe Morisot Reading, 1873, by Berthe Morisot The Boating Party, 1893-1894, by Mary Cassatt NEWS Ghent Altarpiece: 'most stolen' artwork has new €30m home in bulletproof glass | The Guardian Revealed: police barred from searching Queen’s estates for looted artefacts | The Guardian University of Aberdeen to repatriate looted Nigerian bronze sculpture | BBC OTHER 'Summer's Day' (1879 by Morisot) Analysis| artnet Berthe Morisot: Impressionist Original |speech by Olga Haridge Art This Week-At the Dallas Museum of Art-Berthe Morisot | Art This Week Erin L. Thompson, art crime professor Closer to Van Eyck: The Ghent Altarpiece Restored Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

Baker is a little disappointed about gatekeeping and elitism in the art community and wishes everyone would stop freaking out about NFTs -- and as usual, Mara is the voice of reason who talks him off the ledge. In short, art is for everyone, damnit! We discuss the life of renowned sculptor, Henry Moore, and we pry into his World War I experience and wonder how it may have really influenced his work, and then Baker gets really excited about tank warfare, though to be clear he does not condone war! We share the story of a sleep-deprived roadtrip wherein Mara and Baker hallucinated deer and big horn sheep and then we dive into the latest news which makes us ask the question; do museums even know what they've really lost to art crime? We pause for a Star Wars reference, then it's onto the crime! We're impressed by the speed and precision required to steal and dismantle a two ton sculpture in the middle of the night, and then we wrap things up with Baker's thirst for validation and 5 star reviews on Apple Podcasts Episode References ART Tube Shelter Perspective, by Henry Moore Shelter Scene: Bunks and Sleepers, by Henry Moore Shelterers in the Tube, by Henry Moore Reclining Figure, by Henry Moore Rock Drill, by Jacob Epstein Star Wars Prequel Concept Art Designs, by Doug Chiang NEWS PEOPLE ARE STEALING ART AND TURNING IT INTO NFTS | VICE MUSEUM OF FINE ARTS HOUSTON BREAK-IN: 2 SUSPECTS ESCAPE BY BOAT ON BUFFALO BAYOU | KHOU.COM WE DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH ART HAS GONE MISSING FROM MUSEUMS | THE NEW YORK TIMES FRANCE TO RETURN NAZI-LOOTED KLIMT TO RIGHTFUL JEWISH HEIRS | THE JEWISH VOICE THE NATIONAL LIBRARY HID FOR FOUR YEARS THE THEFT OF AN ORIGINAL WORK BY GALILEO | EL PAIS Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

It's the Art Crime Podcast 10th Episode Spectacular! Starring Georgia O'Keeffe, George Clooney, Boris Johnson, Pierneef, Arthur Wesley Dow, featuring Alfred Stieglitz, and as always your hosts, Mara and Baker! We celebrate Georgia O'Keeffe's amazing life and career, we roll our eyes at Alfred Stieglitz, and everyone is pretty tired of people referencing vagina in her flower paintings. In the news, we side with George Clooney and agree it's probably a good time for the Elgin marbles to be returned to Athens, and then we discover and fall in love with the paintings of South African artist Pierneef after reading about secretary-general Ace Magashule’s former bodyguard's theft of a Pierneef painting. And finally, the case of the Georgia O'Keefe painting thefts in 2004 and the sad ending for a former museum employee and desperate opportunist. This didn't turn out great for anyone. Episode References ART Red Canna 1919, by Georgia O'Keeffe No. 21 (Palo Duro Canyon), by Georgia O'Keeffe Red and Orange Streak, by Georgia O'Keeffe New York Skyscrapers, by Georgia O'Keeffe Famous Paintings, by Jacobus Hendrik Pierneef Ipswich Prints: Lily, 1901, Arthur Wesley Dow NEWS George Clooney Calls for the Return of the Parthenon Marbles to Greece | The Greek Reporter Ace Magashule’s former bodyguard gets 15 years in jail for stealing Pierneef painting | Independent Online Paris Louvre recovers 16th-century armour stolen nearly 40 years ago | The Guardian OTHER Georgia O'Keeffe: Visions of Hawaii, by Georgia O'Keeffe Tate Modernist: How Georgia O’Keeffe shaped feminist style | The Guardian Sotheby’s $44.4M Georgia O’Keeffe Shatters Auction Record for Work by a Female Artist | The Observer In Hawaii, Georgia O’Keeffe Found a Curious New Way to Look at Nature. An Immersive Show Lets You Mirror Her Journey | Artnet Georgia O’Keeffe: Abstraction at Whitney Museum of American Art Composition by Arthur W. Dow - Free Ebook Get Involved and Donate to SkyArt! Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

Without Nice, there is no Matisse. We marvel at the roller coaster life and art of Henri Matisse and especially the massive amount of bullsh*t his wife Amelie had to put up with! To his credit and to the dismay of many, Matisse was an artist who refused to compromise and gave all of himself to his art, once telling an interviewer, "I do not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me." Our thief this episode has a real case of the "sneaky sneakies" according to Mara and we see a similar passion between the thief and our artist, Matisse. In art crime news, a God is returned to Nepal, charges are dropped over a Klimt painting theft, and Walmart steals a portrait from @artbyrizzo and sells it on printed canvasses, how dare! Episode References ART Pastoral, by Henri Matisse Still Life with Gourds (Nature morte aux coloquintes), by Henri Matisse The Music Lesson, by Henri Matisse The Cut-Outs, by Henri Matisse Salome Dancing before Herod, by Gustave Moreau NEWS US museum returns stolen Nepal god | Nepali Times Prosecutors to Drop Charges in Stolen Klimt Painting | ARTnews Jeresneyka Rose (@ARTBYRIZZO) was surprised to find Walmart carrying her artwork | Southeast Express OTHER 21 Facts About Henri Matisse| Sotheby's 'Matisse' by Gertrude Stein | Poetry Foundation Charming Collioure: A Splash of Catalan Culture in France | Rick Steves Henri Matisse's Nice | The Telegraph Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

Baker confuses didgeridoo noises for throat singing and Mara suggests he starts a YouTube channel for old ladies who knit. We go deep into the intense drama of Vermeer's personal life and wonder how many priceless loaves of bread you could buy today in exchange for a Vermeer. Our news items are happy and sad this week; we discuss the recovery of an art theft we discussed way back in Episode 2, and then we say goodbye to the legendary art detective Charles Hill who died on February 20, 2021. RIP, Mr. Hill! Baker imagines a love triangle and betrayal lurking in the Vermeer painting, Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid, but Mara sees something hilariously meta in it all. It's the painting so nice, thieves stole it twice! First, by intellectual recalcitrant turned freedom fighter, Rose Dugdale and her Irish Republican Army compatriots. Next, it’s an infamous Irish career criminal nicknamed "The General", Martin Cahill. Finally after two hits, the estate has the good sense to leave the painting's security to the National Gallery of Ireland, where it hangs today. Episode References ART Fait d’hiver, by Jeff Koons Lady Writing a Letter with Her Maid, by Vermeer NEWS Goldie painting stolen in Hamilton burglary found | Stuff.co.nz "Painted by a madman": Mysterious message on "The Scream" was written by Edvard Munch himself, experts reveal | CBS News Judge rules Koons, Centre Pompidou owe Franck Davidovici €190,000 for copyright infringement | Art Critique Celebrating the Life of Charles Hill, Legendary Art Recovery Detective, ARTcrime.blog OTHER Jason Mantzoukas on Seth Meyers Citizen Archivist Missions | National Archive Jeff Koons Banality (sculpture series) | Wikipedia Finding of Moses | Wikipedia Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

Lucky Episode 7! Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes (aka: Goya) is our focus this episode and boy do we have a lot to say about him. Mara and Baker are big fans! In our sharing is caring segment, we cover the recent “I just wanted to move the Warhol print for a laugh, I wasn’t going to steal it!” guy in Rochester, NY. Plus that dude who found Viking treasure last week, and then Baker explains why Beeple (Mike Winkelmann) is a low key genius who is mainstreaming NFT art sales with Christie’s. We briefly attempt to explain NFTs and what this Beeple auction at Christie’s might mean for the future of art. All of that and lots more Goya talk, including why his Los Caprichos series reminds Baker of an 80’s thrash metal band. Episode References ART The Duke of Wellington, by Francisco de Goya Saturn devouring a Son, by Francisco de Goya Saturn devouring a Son, by Peter Paul Rubens (Baker said Raphael in this episode by accident, sorry!) Essential Worker 2320, by Beeple Emoji Warfare , by Beeple NEWS Local man charged in attempted robbery from Rochester’s Memorial Art Gallery | The Art Newspaper An Amateur Metal Detectorist Has Unearthed a Rare Stash of 1,000-Year-Old Viking Jewelry on the Isle of Man | Artnet News Christie’s to accept cryptocurrency for first time | The Art Newspaper ‘Beeple Mania’: How Mike Winkelmann Makes Millions Selling Pixels, Esquire Magazine Know your meme, Saturn Devouring his Son Beeple-Crap NFTs are transforming the digital art world. | Foundation.appFind Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

This one is a doozy! Mara and Baker discuss their long affairs with the art of Edvard Munch. We play armchair psychologists on Munch and ourselves. Baker gives us a preview of the Munch musical he’s been writing since college. Warning: Baker sings a lot in this one. Then he has the audacity to try and make “hot goss” a thing, which will not happen, but he’d love to have a jingle for it. Munch was way too involved in his friends’ love triangle (gross) and that brings us to news! Kevin Hart gets robbed by an assistant, a fake German heiress gets out of jail, and finally; Steve Martin doing more great things. Baker sniffs his bowl of tea leaves while Mara investigates the 1994 and 2004 thefts of Edvard Munch’s The Scream, one of the most famous and iconic images in history. In the end, we find it hard to dislike one of the thieves who just seems like a hopeless romantic. Stay to the end to hear our impromptu Norwegian dance song. Episode References ART The Scream, by Edvard Munch The Sick Child, by Edvard Munch Nightwanderer, by Edvard Munch Leiv Eirikson Discovering America, by Christian Krohg (1893) Portrait of the painter Christian Krohg, by Oda Krohg (1903) ”Melancholy” - portrait of Jappe Nilssen, by Edvard Munch Madonna, by Edvard Munch American artist Sam Friedman NEWS Kevin Hart’s personal shopper used star’s credit card for a $1 million spree, DA says, Miami Herald Anna Delvey, Who Scammed New York’s Richest With Plans for a Private Museum, Insider.com Steve Martin Helps to Launch Indigenous Art Fund, ARTnews OTHER The Ed Ruscha print Steve Martin sold when he “angrily left L.A.”, by Baker! Pal Enger, Norwegian ex-professional footballer turned art thief, The Book of Man Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME.blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints

We reminisce about our trip to Puerto Rico, the street art of Vieques, and Mara falling into a pothole (with hilarious results, says Baker). We obsess over the evolution of Rembrandt’s nose through 30 years off self-portraits, we spend a little time discussing what was so “golden” about the Dutch Golden Age. We celebrate the [criminally overlooked] genius of some Dutch female painters of the era with a special shout out to Clara Peeters! Our news this week is all about the sometimes complicated topic of restitution, and then Mara jumps into yet another case where poor skylight security leads to a multi-million dollar art heist. Won’t someone please think of the skylights?!! Episode References ART Rembrandt van Rijn, Landscape with Cottages Rembrandt van Rijn, Self portrait (age 23) Rembrandt van Rijn, Self portrait (1657) Rembrandt van Rijn, Self-Portrait with Beret and Turned-Up Collar Clara Peeters, Still Life with Flowers, a Silver-gilt Goblet, Dried Fruit, Sweetmeats, Bread sticks, Wine and a Pewter Pitcher NEWS US Supreme Court sides with Germany in Guelph Treasure case Survivor in battle to keep Nazi-looted Pissarro masterpiece in France ’We want our riches back' – the African activist taking treasures from Europe's museums Find Us Instagram: @artcrimepod Twitter: @artcrimepod Show Notes and Blog: ARTCRIME .blog Mara on Instagram: @mjvpaints