I am not fresh from holidays so get the f*** off me

Rach finds out which kids sports are the most expensive during their childhood and it's shocking!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie went to Bali and all safety protocols went completely out of the window when she put her kids in danger MULTIPLE times!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie went to Bali on the holidays and had some very interesting observations about how the locals live, the kids are more street smart and don't even get her started on the dogs! Hop on the back of the scooter, we're moving to Bali!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to a new season 'fresh' back from holidays! Rach has done nothing but kids stuff for 2 weeks and is over it, so imagine how happy she was when the hotel room she booked for her & 2 kids only had ONE bed!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rach is reluctant to tell her girls about a possible holiday booking in case they bang on about it non stop for months! Katie has had enough of her girls hugely long showers and has come up with a great deterrent! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie is tightening the purse strings in an attempt to encourage her girls to save and she's discovered a great app that shuts down the wifi on individual devices! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rach is having to teach her daughter that there's a time and a place for certain conversations; sometimes they're ok in the home but not outside!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie & Rach go on a boozy lunch where they are accused of being 'so millennial' by Katie's daughter. Meanwhile Rach's 12 year old witnessed all of the inappropriate antics as did HER SCHOOL FRIEND!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rach has hit a bad Mum low after not realising the breakfast she made was off! Sorry Gracie, the math exam was the least of your worries!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Katie is getting pushback from her kids around driving because OBVIOUSLY they know better. But also on a lot of other things too like food and sleep so she's introduced a new saying which is "do what the f*** you like!"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.