Romancing the Bone

This is it. The end of our story, and possibly the end of the Multiverse! Join us as we say our last goodbyes to the Harbingers of Calamity & Friends. We had some laffs, shed some tears, but now it’s time to go face to face against evil incarnate. Who lives, and who dies? FindRead More

The teams reunite to finalize Operation: Totally Thrash the Dark One and Save the Multiverse. An unexpected VSG (Very Special Guest) finds the Harbingers to deliver a VIM (Very Important Message). Twist and turns abound as we near the finale of A Beginner’s Guide to Interplanetary Destruction! Spoilers- the twists are not all good! EpisodeRead More

Man, after an unknown amount of time fighting bad guys and fleeing in terror, you just need to relax, right? Come to Beachbabicon 5! Visit our many beaches, enjoy our many burrito stands, do your best to not get murdered! Yes, Beachbabicon 5 has it all – ladies in very little clothing, well-oiled dudes wrastlin’Read More

In… some unknown year, a team of nerds was sent careening through time and space, because a magick rainbow lady was bored. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire THE FIGHTING MONGEESE. Episode 2.9, “Romancing the Bone” was written, voiced, andRead More

Boy, that Regnus fellow is weird. And on his hidden astral plane things are about to get worse! Also- the Baron finally drops his new mix tape! Episode 2.8, “The Best Ol’ Horror House in Texas” was written, voiced, and recorded by the Daves I know. Some of them are Davids, but most of themRead More

He’s back, he’s magick, and he’s beardier than EVER! It’s… damn it, what is his name? Derek? Doug? I dunno… It’s Joan’s brother! Let’s all go on Mr. Nerd’s Wild Ride! Also, Will’s got a new looooove interest! Episode 2.7, “Enter The Mad Mage” was written, voiced, and recorded by spirits from another realm, havingRead More

Oh, look another history lesson… Ted smuggles the Harbingers into his homeworld. Eugene’s hidden artistic side is revealed. The Baron does a really good job of earning the group’s distrust. Episode 2.6, “Sweet Home R’yleh-bama” was written by William Mead. Real-life versions of your favorite A Beginner’s Guide characters voiced and recorded this installment, includingRead More

HISTORY! BACK STORY! EXPLANATIONS! ANSWERS YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT QUESTIONS YOU DIDN’T ASK! The Dark One’s story in his own words! Episode 2.5, “Something Something Dark One Origins: Genesis” was written, voiced, and recorded by people, at a place, using things. Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music from the show. The songs “Plans in Motion”,Read More

After the events of episode 1.8, Senator Vorick threw Tedry Bartfast in the brig of the Nexus Prime. This is what happens next. Episode 2.4, “Run Ted, Run”, was written, voiced, and recorded with technology far beyond your comprehension, on a world populated by sentient amorphous gas clouds. Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music fromRead More

The hunt for Wakojon Vorick continues… at the edge of a black hole!  The Harbingers find ol’ Grumblebuns, but convincing him to rejoin the group is harder than they thought.  Jon finds a new passion in the timeless art of journaling. Episode 2.3, “Ghost Ship in Space”, was written, voiced, and recorded in an abandonedRead More