5. me being miserable and insufferable

A WARM WELCOME IS IN ORDER! in this episode of wrote to self, blu was really fixing to expose a home wrecker (but bit her tongue). maybe a story time is in order? sit back and relax to a compilation of 3 wholesome love poems instead; "enyi", "the passage", and "back". happy valentines day <3

in this episode of spoke to self, blu and her potty mouth xxxposes her own twitter thread comprised of turn offs and things that irritate her. spoiler alert—EVERYTHING pisses her off! this episode is meant to be light hearted, please laugh :') 

each sign is included, each sign is insulted. love that! — in this episode of spoke to self, blu heavily critiques all twelve zodiac signs with her very biased opinions on account of the signs that she's had experience dating. towards the end of this episode she also points out facets of each sign that hinders their progression as a unit. (cover art by chad knight!)

in this episode of "wrote to self" blu reads three poems that delve into the realms of the 3 g's; grannies, groans, and growing pains. on some real cynical, corny, cathartic shit. 

in this episode of "spoke to self", blu discusses and dismantles some of the themes encompassing relationships and the fear of commitment. what is a red flag? do we know its really RED, or are we just drawn to the color? are you ready to be in a relationship? tune in to hear a story time from her youth, and some other unpopular opinions that she was very (VERY) reluctant to disclose. 

in this week's episode, blu rediscovers a lost art; what it means to know yourself, and share yourself intimately without disclosure. sharing 3 poems, two of which appear in her first book of poetry "as above, so below"; blu explains love through her lens—and what it means to be loved, as a result. long story short, some true corny poet shit.