Matching Tattoos, Conspiracy Theories and Kevin Hart Roast

What way up should you eat a chocolate digestive biscuit? Is there anything that baked beans don’t go with? And why can’t Romesh ever be seen in public in Barcelona again? Also, our advice worked! Congratulations to the nervous numbat on his engagement! You too, could be the recipient of some potentially life-changing advice friends, send your questions, dilemmas, pictures and voice notes to us at [email protected]. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro00:28 Proposal03:02 Baked bean curry07:58 Rom’s Barcelona story12:51 Chocolate digestives17:09 Stalkers vs fans23:59 Drawings Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Will Romesh retire from comedy at 50? Will ‘Heartbreak is the hardest thing’ become a chart-topping single? And will Tom wear a toupee?On this week’s episode we also reveal our matching Wolf & Owl tattoos - yes, we got it done! Plus, the Wolf & Owl club night IS happening! Make sure to sign up to our Instagram broadcast channel for Wolf & Owl updates and keep sending your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at [email protected]. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. 00:00 Intro00:36 Tattoo reveal4:37 Michael Jordan6:31 The big step back10:03 Romesh the movie star12:29 The Wolf & Owl club night15:46 AI and songs18:29 Wigs and types19:10 Event organisers21:54 The roast of Kevin Hart33:35 Love for Tom34:18 - Magnifying glasses36:29 - Shout outs38:01 - Itchy toilet paper Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

When will people stop sending unsolicited d*ck pics? Will AI help us to really talk to animals? And what animal would Tom most like to talk to? What do Tom and Rom do to relax? And has Tom actually taken Romesh’s sleep advice? Don’t watch this episode while eating pineapple, or any food for that matter…and don’t forget to send your questions, dilemma and voice notes to us at [email protected]. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:33 Tom’s DMs03:39 Vegan dilemma08:52 Pablo Escobart10:18 Burn out17:52 Play safe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did Romesh wear his banter canon shirt for the UEFA Champions League final? Could Tom be one of the Mitchell brothers? Why did Romesh think he was a bad dad? Will Tom get the chance to be friends with Robert De Niro and how did he perform having to follow the King at The King’s Trust show? Also, as the wolf and owl head closer to 50, they wonder if their best years are behind them? We’ll let you decide! Don’t forget to like and subscribe and get in touch with us at [email protected] with your questions, dilemmas and voice notes.A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro02:22 Gentleman Jon03:10 Banter Canon04:11 The wolf and swan06:28 Eric Morecambe series09:12 Nearing 5012:12 Five Guys and Ray Parlour13:14 Tom’s Eastenders fantasy20:27 Arsenal 27:38 Football dads28:44 The UEFA Champions League final39:34 Ladies First43:24 The King’s Trust44:46 Sticks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is it OK to wave at strangers in the street? Should you confront people about secret WhatsApp groups? Should we have done the hot chip challenge before recording another episode? Probably not. Will Tom survive this episode? You’re about to find out… Send your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to [email protected] and don’t forget to like and subscribe friends! A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:33 Waving05:11 WhatsApp groups10:44 Overthinking interactions16:20 Holding grudges Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Can Tom and Romesh survive the Hot Chip challenge? Watch to find out…Plus, what is Tom’s signature dish and why should you never be in the kitchen with Rom? How many times should you go to the bathroom and do we need to get more sleep? Also, why does Tom sniff sweaty shorts? We’re ready to rock! Don’t forget to like and subscribe and get in touch with us at [email protected] A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro00:43 Supermarket shopping04:24 Home cooking06:16 Tom’s soufflé 12:09 Bathroom habits16:08 Bugsy Malone21:15 Sleeping problems31:35 Young love35:41 Hot chip challenge39:35 Know your limits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Who is the alpha male between Tom and Romesh? What happened after Romesh’s childhood reunion on Michael McIntyre’s Big Show? Who else has Tom been texting and why does he think about Romesh in bed? Plus, should we get special guests on the pod? Don’t forget to just do you and send us your, questions, queries and funny photos and videos to us at [email protected] A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 🎬 00:00 Intro 01:06 In-law opinions 10:50 Dylan and Michael McIntrye 16:28 Thierry Henry 18:01 Late 20s and hobbies 22:52 Life FOMO Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What pictures did Tom send to Timothée Chalamet? How can Romesh improve his interview technique? And why does Tom dislike Ewoks? Plus, impressions of Justin Timberlake and Ricky Martin and we debate just how good rhubarb is. Send your thoughts on rhubarb and anything else that’s on your mind to [email protected] A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 - Intro00:55 - Rick and Morty and TV intros03:30 - Ewoks04:03 - Kids films?07:06 - The issue08:09 - Texting Timothee Chalamet20:30 - Jill Scott and Jill Scott28:01 - Compliments28:29 - Interviewing techniques29:20 - Justin Timberlake 45:56 - Giggling fits47:02 - Rhubarb49:16 - Martin the dog Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What does Tom regret about his wedding? Is Romesh holding a grudge again Tom? What do David Haye and Romesh have in common? Does anyone know what the difference is between a food stall and a food station? And should Tom open his own burger van business? This is the Wolf and Banter Canon 1 and this week’s email special! Get involved and send your questions, dilemmas and voice notes to us at [email protected] A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro01:16 Wedding advice07:36 Food vans 09:48 King prawn puree Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do people still make friends in pubs? Have you ever boiled down Pringles? Have you tried the 7 days, 7 weeks, 7 months method? In this week’s episode we also share some awkward interactions, talk Spud Gun and merch, plus Tom has a very special gift for Romesh - let the banter fly! Don’t forget to send your messages and voice notes to us at [email protected] and you could be featured in an upcoming email episode! A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters: 00:00 Intro03:13 Crisps06:57 Job interviews08:07 Making friends15:07 The 7, 7, 7 method16:01 Tyson Fury20:17 Dinner date22:13 Lake Como23:10 Thankful Americans25:56 Awkward interactions27:40 A gift for Romesh31:49 Mean Romesh36:10 People pleasing37:33 Arsenal’s Banter Cannon43:11 Nicknames Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices