Cast 645: The Crotch of Distance

There are times when true life is stranger than fiction. Enter into a world of just such an occurance with the life of Olympic ski jumping and their expanding junk. You heard me - real life man.

Today Beef and Rita go it alone on the show and carry the freak flag forward! We love them because that is just how they do it!

Praise be to the lords of the podcast, Abby is back home on the mic this week and joins us for a show! What is it about? Well I think there is some lists, swinging and Jake is confused at some point. You know, the usual. 

Tis better to have seen b00bs and lost than never to have seen them at all. This is true in the bards time just as its true today. Be excellent to each other - and party on dudes! Hey, do you think John Wick is what would have happened if Ted went to military school? I mean, it could be a thing if the whole music that changes the world doesn't happen. 

All I can tell you about the cast this week is - They're gonna rip it off. Takin' their time right behind my back and I'm talkin' to myself at night because I can't forget back and forth through my mind, behind a cigarette. The message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone!" But you don't have to take my word for it - take a look, its in a book. Wait, thats wrong somehow. Perhaps listen to the show while I sort this out.

Ever wonder if marketing was always the same throughout time? Like take it back a step, 'Do your dinner parties end in random stabbings with all those sharp knives? Then my friend try the new invention sweeping the land - FORK, from the makers of Spoon!' No, Just me then? Fine be that way. So Beef, Jake, and Rita entained a guest on the show today - Matt. I bet Matt get my humor! 

As my man Luda once postulated "How you ain't gon' f*ck? B1tch I'm me I'm the crom damn reason you in V.I.P. CEO, you don't have to see ID I'm young, wild, and strapped like Chi Ali Blaow, we ain't got nothin' to worry about Whoop ass, let security carry 'em out. Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless. Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace." And there ends the lesson my children. Go now, seek thirds and break a KitKat into fourths. 

Its our first cast of 2026 and you can bet its our best! I mean you could bet that way but odds in Vegas are against it. You ever been to Vegas? Its pretty cool but the food isn't as good as they say it is. I went to Ceasers Palace once and saw absolutley no christians being thrown to lions and no senate stabbings - I felt lied to. 

So lets talk a little turkey for Xmas/New Years here. Did I edit this cast, the answer is yes. It is here and I did make the file. Did I listen to anything but the start and the finish and make it clip in to the intro and outro? I did not. I'm assuming what happened was the kind of audio magic that only happens once in a generation. The kind of show that will cure herpies and end world hunger. That is what I, and I'm sure you, are looking forward to. Enjoy!

Hey its holiday time and we have a cast for you. Because we are cool like that. You know Beef loves you but Jake, maybe not. Rita is just a glowing ball of patienence.