Cast 550: Things About Schlongs

Thats right you guys Beef has been casting for 13 years! We are so proud of him. Our friend Wing was so proud he stopped by the cast to hang out and enjoy the Beefness which makes him our most frequent guest on the show.

Sometimes I don't know what to make of the show or how to describe it. But with Abby lobbing Bull Testicles and hidden stripper poles over the plate it gets way easier. 

Is it better to be a teacher or an OF model? That is not even a question. Yet it did make the news this week. Of course there isn't much of choice, if you looked like her you might come to the same conclusion as well.

Join us this week as we attempt to stay on topic. I did say attempt, because if I'm honest that didn't exactly go well. There are topics my friends, and we didn't stay on them. But Fallout is great and Sean may have a bit of a man-crush on Walton Goggins.

Abby is awesome. She heard that the boys were all going to be busy this week so she rallied and put forth a gem of her own creation. Yep, you read correctly Abby is going to to read to you guys an erotica story she wrote. Sit back and let Abby tell you about life in the Commonwealth at Goodneighbor. Also, Sean says a few words after. 

Today we want to remind you that stabbing your date with a fork is a certified fresh move on a first date. Hey, it worked for Jake. Also, there is a lot of talk this week about sex toys shaped like caterpillars... for no reason.

You knew eventually it was going to happen. Drones are used for everything else why not put rainbow sex toys on signs? I mean, perhaps this is what we've all been waiting for. Then Sean pimps Beef out on the discord server. 

Its been a while. almost 12 years actually but Tonya from back in the first days of the show comes back to talk with us now. And guess what she's just as fun now as she was back then!

Time, time is a funny thing. How do you feel about the past? In my case I say take me away, I don't mind. But you better promise me, I'll be back in time. Here's the deal I swapped casts. 552 was actually supposed to come out now and this cast was supposed to be last week. Oops. Enjoy this time back to the year... two weeks ago when we were talking about limp noodles.

Your ever faithful boys move forward this week with a cast chocked full of excellence and searing political observations. No, I'm just kidding we spent a super long time looking at bewbs this week. Its not our fault really they were there and then we were looking.