Book 2 - Chapter 3: Holdy folds and Flamby Flumby Handy Wandy

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The boys found a melting pot of skin eating familiars, hybridised family names, desquamation and delirium when they recorded this chapter late at night. Stick around till the end to hear the unfiltered rambles as they piece together this world. Disclaimer: Matts audio in regular fashion decided not to behave so we are sorry for the varying volume levels throughout.

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Join the boys as they talk about the tactics to survive against all mammals if they waged war on humanity. Though the humans would have the upper hand with communication due to the universal sign language (Definitely not the obvious current upper hand, it's definitely the universal sign language). Though their clothes will get dirty given they can only wear one outfit per decade.

The boys discuss a new system of politics where leaders are chosen by a talent show. Though everyone's bodies are as malleable as an octopus so there will be some particularly notable contortionist acts. So grab your jerky as there's no refrigerators either because they've never been invented. Enjoy chapter 4!

Enjoy Matt, Danny & Owen playing around this week in the video game special of 'What Could Have Been...' The boys explore how infinite backpacks would work with the loopholes and paradoxes that come with them. Fighting games meet manual labour as a bricklayer goes toe to toe with a tree surgeon in the new, more relatable, fighting game. Getting to select your talents and traits at birth would be fun right? Though would you have trusted your parents to make the right choices for the current you? Luckily you gain experience points as you age and can go into the character select screen of LIFE and make these decisions yourself! Book 2 Chapter 3

With Owen all settled in, Matt, Danny & Owen turn the page as they start Chapter 2. Evolution now works in a much shorter space of time, humans have been more humane and decided they'll use themselves in sports instead of the animals we currently use. Oh and when you fart your deepest darkest secrets come out of your mouth as easily as the smelly gas does. Stick around for What Could Have Been... As the boys pick eachothers brain about the the questions the arise this time in Chapter 2.

Matt, Danny & Owen discuss the arrival of Owen and the departure of Macklin whilst diving into a new set of scenarios that kick off BOOK 2 for the What Could Have Been... trio. Weddings are now a guaranteed brawl but make sure you've got your Nike Gauntlets on because it's going to get heated in this entirely underground enhabited environment. Welcome back to What Could Have Been... for the next installment of the weird and wonderful questions and answers that the boys bring to the table this time.

The Boys dissect the Christmas which capitalism has created and the illusive alternative Christmas we could have had with the Yule Lads.

In true What Could Have Been style the boys ramble about a Halloweenphillic world where Mira Carey does not plague the minds of those in retail but rather The Graveyard Smash. Would you enjoy a world in which Jack Skeleton is the new Santa. Listen and find out if the boys think this would be a trick or a treat.