Accutane and Boyfriends

In LA, the gang is still deep in the Q but we’re here to bring you some light content. This week on the pod we discuss our daily quarantine schedules, Only Fans and of course, The Olsen Twins. Maddie is continuing her commitment to paying homage to the 90’s, including dedicated tiktoks and insta content so get on board guys because she’s chanelling Eliza Dushku in a very real way right now. Call TMZ immediately because Michael reveals he used to hang out with Lindsay Lohans dad and in sad/weird news, Miranda is eating wing stop and sleeping more than any human has ever slept whilst not being in an actual coma. SEND HELP. So pause Outer Banks, pour yourself a glass and listen responsibility!

Oh HELLO. Are we all still in quarantine? LOL. We’re all slowly but surely adjusting to this new normal in different ways but we can all agree on one thing, tie dye. Apparently the way to cure everything is by buying plain sweat pants and pouring bleach on it. tHe MoRe U kNoW. Madeleine and Michael are still very into TikTok while Miranda has moved to big sur and is one with the wind chimes. We were also very fortunate to virtually invite Our dear friend and therapist, Jackie Shapin onto the pod and get some tips on how to remain positive or even just “ok” during this time. We love hearing from you guys on what you’ve been up to! Make sure to leave us a review and hey, if you’re feeling frisky- 5 stars! Listen responsibly! xx

Dear diary, it’s week 3 of the quarantine. The gang has come together over zoom to bring you the content you didn’t know you needed. We asked YOU to give us some questions you wanted answers to and we delivered!!! What does Miranda eat in a day? Why did Michael move to Hollywood? Why has Madeleine faced SO MUCH rejection?? IDK guys guess you gotta listen to find out. Hope everyone is taking this time to learn a new skill, or do ten pushups, or eat an entire box of Oreos. We do not judge. We love you and care for you! Listen responsibly xo

HI guys and welcome back to another episode of Validate Me. Turns out all it takes is a global pandemic for us to start releasing consistent content! Who would have thought?! This episode we discover Madeleine is actually thriving during this weird time. Turns out her usual routine of social isolation has prepared her well and it’s business as usual (except less texts in the morning).Michael too is flourishing, he’s donating to charities, setting daily challenges and waking up at 6am. Miranda however wakes up in the late afternoon, wont put on pants, desperately wants to go a bar and refuses to cook. So send help. This week we discus nust milk recipes, TikToks (obviously) and how Maddie will not be FaceTiming old pals (ew, David.) So tune in because truly what else are you even doing right now? Like don’t even try me on this, just listen. Love you, mean it! Xxx

Alright guys. Things have escalated quickly. Last week we were still walking around, going to the Grove, existing outside…and now we’re…not. It’s a wild time and we’re definitely making history. How are you guys doing out there and handling the quarantine? We’re socially distancing and connecting through zoom which is AWESOME. Michael is implementing “Formal Fridays” at home with the wifey where they get dressed up to go to the kitchen because WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TO BE EXCITED ABOUT. Miranda realizes that her hair extensions won’t be able to get moved up for quite some time and is quietly panicking. Mads is still doing skincare routines and dressing like a dad so nothing much has changed for her. We really hope you guys are doing well, eating normal amounts, and STAYING INDOORS. The sooner you guys follow along, the sooner we can all reunite, swap spit, and publicly do things. Rate, review, and listen responsibly! xx

Welcome to 2020. If you’ve been living under a rock… well… you’re actually probably the safest considering everything going on right now. I’m going to have to find me a rock and some toilet paper. We (probably stupidly) got the gang back together to record a new episode for you guys so hopefully you enjoy this one because we could be risking our lives. Either way, we talk everything Corona Virus (FUN!), the do’s and don’ts of TikTok, and what shows we should probably start watching while we self quarantine. Madeleine is really proud of DJ Michael B for getting on TikTok and falling in love with it as she KNEW HE WOULD BECAUSE ITS EVERYTHING. Comment down below your quarantine tips and tricks and maybe send us paper towels. PLZ AND THANK YOU. Wash your hands!!!

Hi you cuties, welcome back to Validate Me!! This week on the pod Madeleines Tik Tok obsession continues and plot twist, Michael is addicted too!!! Miranda remains skeptical. Will she cross over to the dark side?? Stay tuned!! We discuss a variety of juicy topics including developing healthy habits, the corona virus (Miranda pretends she knows about science) and Maddies fave Netflix content. Meanwhile Michael continues to be rich and successful as he jets off to Paris to look at wedding venues! Holy cow, can we be you Michael??? Also guys we started a private Facebook group and we want to join our lil online community! Link below to join! Rate and review us, we love youuuu xx

Happy New Year people, can we still be saying that even though it’s almost February? Probably not. Whatever. We still haven’t fully formed our resolutions other than just trying to like... be better... or smarter... or hotter, idk. Michael fills us in on his wedding plans in fucking PARIS. Unclear if Mads and Miranda have an invite but best believe we are crashing this damn wedding with berets on if it’s the last thing we do. Madeleine tells the gang how epic TikTok is and truly the time suck that is involved with it so ... buyer beware. But apparently she is learning how to make brownies on it? Miranda enlightens us on the hottest cults of our time and what Netflix Doc’s are taking over right now... cheer anyone???? Rate and review because we really fucking love being validated ;) LISTEN RESPONSIBLY xoxox

Hi you hot babes! This week on the pod, everyone is damn glad the holidays are officially over. Maddie is back from Hawaii and ready to grind, Miranda however, not so much. Maddie reveals she is in fact a sleep snob and her spicy goals for the year ahead. Meanwhile Michael deploys science to help him understand why Miranda is always, always late. Plot twist- shes not good at being an adult. As always Michael is trying not to pass out because he’s on a five day fast so thoughts and prayers. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a cute review so we can put it in our group text and get emotional together. We love you, mean it!

Omg it’s almost a new year. That’s pretty cool huh? New year, same convos and empty promises of a Patreon from us!!! We wrap up our year with some of our favorite things like beauty products, people we don’t hate, and Michaels technology thangz. MIRANDA HAS A BOYFRIEND. Gonna end that there bc honestly nothing tops this news. We also talk about Michael getting acutane but Miranda has a boyfriend. We love you guys happy holidays & happy new year. Listen responsibly xx