Sedentary Circus

We went camping with my extended family for our summer holiday. Same as we have nearly every year for the last decade.When I tell people that our holiday is camping in an unserviced field in Dorset reactions usually range from horror to bemusement."Camping??? like in a tent?"No sun beds, palm trees and unlimited Pina Coladas?A lot of people don't consider camping a holiday - but they are wrong.Tonight i'm going to explain why.

I played two truths and a lie with the following: I have performed in an Opera, I have performed in a Circus, I have performed CPR on a person.Join me for the last episode of Series 1 where I explore the wonder of the modern circus and spend some time talking about each person playing to their own strengths.The pod will be back fully refreshed with a new series for you all before the Autumn.

Can you make a 45 minute Podcast about 'Teaspoons' that doesn't lose you your entire fanbase? Time to find out! I didn't have any time to give to the Podcast this week so I set a challenge instead. Make an episode about Teaspoons.

This week I am talking Creepy Crawlies, bugs and critters and things that bite in the night. The office where I record this podcast is infested with venomous False Widow Spiders but we have learned to tolerate each other.

Everyone Has a plan, until they get punched in the face.This episode is about my divorce and the rough ride to being ok again.A departure from the usual this week, not many laughs, instead I am talking straight from the heart about the most important things in my life. I needed a good cry and so I did it, into a podcast.I feel much better thank you and I hope you too can find some small comfort in this weeks episode.Normal Cornelius will return next week with the humour you love.

A few years ago my parked car was crashed int0, at high speed, by a car with no driver. When the recovery truck finally arrived it was driven by a real manly man who laughed at me when I suggested he use a Sat Nav to guide us back to my house. Welcome to Uncredible Adventures, I'm Cornelius, every week I tell a story to entertain you. If you want find out more then come over to www.uncredibleadventures.com

More stories from the Emerald Isle.Cornelius shares tales from the Guinness brewery in Dublin & explore the genetic reasons for Bitter or Sweet Preferences. Also take a frank look at Kilmainham Gaol and the horrors of the Irish Potato Famine. Finally a light-hearted tale about how Mike got the name 'Mike the Cat'This is Part 2 of the Ireland series but can be listened on it's own without needing to listen to part 1 'The Father of all Fenlons'

A short episode to give new listeners a taste of what Uncredible Adventures is about. A great place to jump in if you are listening for the first time and a bonus story for regular listeners. Every week Cornelius tells a new, true, story. This week he shows exactly how NOT to impress the interview panel the night before your big interview. You can find Cornelius: https://twitter.com/uncrediblepod

A love letter to my long lost Irish Grandparents full of funny wild tales about a trip to Ireland I took as a teenager to the birthplace of the Father of all Fenlons

The world threw many obstacles at me this week, this is a shorter, or travel sized edition of the Uncredible Pod. Hear what happened when I lost my passport in the toilets at Barcelona Airport.